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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 1:44 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
a very very very happy birthday, one year older for you means one year less that i am a kid toucher
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUSTIN


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 1:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
happy boithday!

My Sigpics and such...
AIM | E-MAIL
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 1:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01

Happy B-Day!



I was going to start this for you last night, but I kinda had a feeling that Amy would want to do it instead. :-p

Have a good one buddy.


RonRon5477
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 1:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

one year older for you means one year less that i am a kid toucher
Austin is less than 13 years old?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


Try The O&A EZPass Lane. IT'S FUN!
You will need to know:
1) Previous phone screener before Stinky
2) Previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name
Kindest Regards, RonRon5477 (AIM)


This message was edited by RonRon5477 on 6-18-02 @ 1:59 PM
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 2:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Austin is less than 13 years old?




Nah, but I have a feeling you'd like that, you sick freak. :-p

Thanks for the B-day wishes guys. :-D

I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
AIM

I act like shit dont phase me....

Inside it drives me crazy...

My insecurities could eat me alive.....



HOO HOO, I invented Codemonkeys!


HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 2:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
FUCK YOU YOU GAY FAG HOMO BITCH












happy birthday dude



I will defy you
The evil from above
Open my mind
Let you in
I will not forgive the sins you made
You took her life from me.

From Autumn to Ashes - Eulogy For An Angel


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 2:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
Happy Birthday Austin.

Are you doing anything special to celebrate?





Montani Semper Liberi

fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 2:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
happy birthday, to the man titted hotlinking spammer.you're 27 now, right?



JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!

My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

kindredbabe
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 2:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01


Happy Birthday, ya old man!!


Thank You, Barch

Too Much.

Not Enough.
RonRon5477
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 2:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Nah, but I have a feeling you'd like that, you sick freak.
i think you have me mixed up with Norton. I like what they call "women".. look into it.. :-p

What are you doing to celebrate?




Try The O&A EZPass Lane. IT'S FUN!
You will need to know:
1) Previous phone screener before Stinky
2) Previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name
Kindest Regards, RonRon5477 (AIM)
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 2:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Happy birthday to the guy that inspired my "By the way, I do NOT have a vagina" thread by asking me if I am a woman. Enjoy the day, my brother.



Thank you Austin!


This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 6-18-02 @ 3:33 PM
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 2:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

What are you doing to celebrate?




Most likely I'll be partying later on, hopefully get some too.

quote:

man titted hotlinking spammer.you're 27 now, right?



Nothin' like a bunch of TOG's for my B-day, thanks fbd.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
AIM

I act like shit dont phase me....

Inside it drives me crazy...

My insecurities could eat me alive.....



HOO HOO, I invented Codemonkeys!


WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 2:30 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Most likely I'll be partying later on, hopefully get some too.


i get prego and look what he does, cheats on me, THE BABY'S ALMOST HERE!!!!!!


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

JimboSHU
my status is extremely accurate.
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 2:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
happy birthday commish
No, I still don't want Appier or Livan!


AIM/E-mail

katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 3:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
feliz cumpleanos


Visit this Website
Thanks for the sig pic Tallguy!
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 3:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

i get prego and look what he does, cheats on me, THE BABY'S ALMOST HERE!!!!!!




Hey, what is that on my neck? Oh yeah... the ol' ball and chain. :rolleyes:

I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
AIM

I act like shit dont phase me....

Inside it drives me crazy...

My insecurities could eat me alive.....



HOO HOO, I invented Codemonkeys!


Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 4:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00





I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee ObJectives:
1. 74 Wins, 4th place in NL East for Mets this Year 2. Hate Jeromy Burnitz with a passion
3. All 5 Starters finish Dead last in run support this year 4. Mets have 10-3 homestand

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 4:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
lmao bloody anus, you even got the number of candles right! ;)



I will defy you
The evil from above
Open my mind
Let you in
I will not forgive the sins you made
You took her life from me.

From Autumn to Ashes - Eulogy For An Angel


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 4:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
God damn that's fucking funny Bloody Anus!

quote:

you even got the number of candles right!



LMAO you dick. ;)

I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
AIM

I act like shit dont phase me....

Inside it drives me crazy...

My insecurities could eat me alive.....



HOO HOO, I invented Codemonkeys!


Turk408
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 4:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Happy B-day hammer...may the force be with you.

Let me light your fire
I love the kindredbabe, the MamaCaz, the SyKoPaThCHiK, and especially the RF and my little walking Disaster Area!!!!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 5:23 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Happy birthday, Sean.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 6:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02




Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 6:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Happy birthday, Sean.
Heh :)

Happy Birthday bro - go out and get drunk, just don't beat your wife or anything.

Seriously, have a great one man :-D


Do you wanna kill a kitten? Click me!!


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

Wanna play with my wood....paneling?


CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 7:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Austin is less than 13 years old?

not anymore, he just hit the big one-three :-D

happy birthday youngin'


I am no Superman, not at all
I have no answers
I am no hero, thats for sure
But I do know one thing
Where you are is where I belong
Where you go is where I want to be.
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 7:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
"Weird Al" Yankovic

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse

It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried

(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)

Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow!

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

(Happy Birthday!)

And a pinch to grow an inch!


Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...

This message was edited by The Brain on 6-18-02 @ 7:29 PM


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