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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 2:06 PM      
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Finally, America has spoken. Took them long enough. ;)

FHM has released their 100 Sexiest Women list for 2002. There are some surprises here and there, but overall it's a pretty accurate and complete list.

What do you think of it and what would you change?

1) Anna Kournikova
2) Britney Spears
3) Halle Berry
4) Alyssa Milano
5) Jennifer Lopez
6) Jessica Alba
7) Jennifer Love Hewitt
8) Angelina Jolie
9) Sarah Michelle Gellar
10) Carmen Electra
11) Pamela Anderson
12) Nikki Cox
13) Jennifer Aniston
14) Denise Richards
15) Tiffani Thiessen
16) Charlize Theron
17) Christina Aguilera
18) Jessica Simpson
19) Lucy Liu
20) Ashley Judd
21) Beyonce Knowles
22) Jenna Jameson
23) Tyra Banks
24) Brooke Burke
25) Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
26) Jaime Pressly
27) Faith Hill
28) Nicole Kidman
29) Cameron Diaz
30) Jessica Biel
31) Elizabeth Hurley
32) Katie Holmes
33) Jenny McCarthy
34) Janet Jackson
35) Ali Landry
36) Mariah Carey
37) Shania Twain
38) Catherine Bell
39) Heidi Klum
40) Shakira
41) Sandra Bullock
42) Jeri Ryan
43) Kirsten Dunst
44) Yasmine Bleeth
45) Melissa Joan Hart
46) Charisma Carpenter
47) Salma Hayek
48) Natalie Portman
49) Julia Roberts
50) Heather Graham
51) Jules Asner
52) Mandy Moore
53) Beth Ostrosky (Stern's whore) ;)
54) Jennifer Garner
55) Alyson Hannigan
56) Catherine Zeta-Jones
57) Gena Lee Nolin
58) Drew Barrymore
59) Reese Witherspoon
60) Cindy Crawford
61) Courtney Cox
62) Holly Marie Combs
63) Liv Tyler
64) Gillian Anderson
65) Rose McGowan
66) Sofia Vergara
67) Kelly Brook
68) Penelope Cruz
69) Katherine Heigl
70) Angie Harmon
71) Kristin Kreuk
72) Gwyneth Paltrow
73) Susan Ward
74) Jennifer Connelly
75) Meg Ryan
76) Eliza Dushku
77) Leeann Tweeden
78) Gwen Stefani
79) Jolene Blalock
80) Alicia Keys
81) Molly Sims
82) Aaliyah (Didn't know dead people were considered hot) :-p
83) Paula Zahn
84) Megan Ewing
85) Samantha Mumba
86) Pink
87) Kate Hudson
88) Bush Twins (Barbara & Jenna)
89) Vanessa Marcil
90) Laetitia Casta
91) Zhang Ziyi
92) Josie Maran
93) Chely Wright
94) Kim Smith
95) Yamila Diaz-Rahi
96) Jamie Sale
97) Nelly Furtado
98) Chyna
99) Kelly Ripa
100) Shannon Elizabeth



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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 2:10 PM      
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hm they have failed to mention angel amy on that list, moosen i think there is a typo somewhere

quote:

98) Chyna

maybe on bizzaro world


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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 2:11 PM      
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This list is almost accurate..
#88 was pretty funny. Who voted for them??? What makes them hot?? All the trouble they get into??
Nikki Cox should have been higher..



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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 2:14 PM      
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OK, where the hell are the Olsen Twins? :mad:

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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 2:14 PM      
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quote:

1) Anna Kournikova




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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 2:15 PM      
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quote:

98) Chyna


ugh, she should be number 39539820386203862086028620868268928069027860276207
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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 2:17 PM      
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I'd have to pass on Pamela Anderson.
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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 2:40 PM      
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Alyson Hannigan -- # 1

29 years old, still looks 17...

Who could ask for anythign more?





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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 3:37 PM      
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The top ten is all that really counts...and I agree with it except for Angelina Jolie. I think she is butt ugly. Replace her with Christina Aguilera and it's good to go.




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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 3:41 PM      
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Nikki shoulda been No. 1

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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 3:47 PM      
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Ditch the man thing Chyna, HepC carriers and ANYONE who is dead. Decomposition is not a turn on. Also am happy to see FHM representing the porn industry with Jenna Jameson but #22? Come on, who else on this list has an interactive porn dvd?
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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 4:04 PM      
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I've changed my opinion about Pam Anderson. Just hope Kid Rock puts on his galoshes before walking down that street.
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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 4:11 PM      
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ok let me yank out my copy of this...
Chyna?? she lost some muscle mass so she doesn't look that much like a man anymore but still butt ugly. She beat out Shannon Elizabeth?? hoo boy. Britney..overrated. Carmen Electra, washed up, same as Pam Anderson(HepC just ain't attractive as it used to be) Nikki Cox lost a lot of my respect after she married that buffoon Bobcat. Rebecca Romijn..can't get into her. Allyson Hannigan, yummy. Faith Hill, too much of a twig for my liking. Shania Twain hasn't done dick in like 3 years so she doesn't deserve to be up there. Julia Roberts?? Cute but not sexy. Sterns jizzcatcher shouldn't be on this list. AWFUL!!! Paula Zahn?? ARE YOU NUTS???? And Catherine Bell(JAG) should have been way higher than she actually was.

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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 4:18 PM      
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As much as I love the Buffy women, Charisma Carpenter does not belong on the top half of the list. Also Halle Berry should drop, no way she's #3. I'd tap JLO long before I get to her.


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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 4:25 PM      
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quote:

Alyson Hannigan -- # 1

yes!

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Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 4:30 PM      
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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 4:55 PM      
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thats a great wallpaper...very very nice

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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 5:27 PM      
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It's actually not that bad a list..as long as Milano, Hewitt, and Gellar are in the top 10 I'm happy. But there are way too many that are missing. Just a few...








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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 6:26 PM      
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Britney Spears should have been #1 and Serena Williams should have been some where on that list

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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 9:41 PM      
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quote:

Serena Williams should have been some where on that list



Did I miss something or was this the "Chicks that could probably kick my ass" top 100?

Fuckign her would be like fucking Kenny Anderson...

UGHGGH!!!




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posted on 06-19-2002 @ 5:36 PM      
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Congrats to miss Kournikova. :cool:

Why wasn't Tara Reid on the list? :confused:



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posted on 06-19-2002 @ 7:56 PM      
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I don't see it any more



britney is ok


and Halle is great




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posted on 06-19-2002 @ 8:10 PM      
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quote:

Why wasn't Tara Reid on the list?


Here, here!
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posted on 06-21-2002 @ 2:33 PM      
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why do she look so good but have such a bad voice



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posted on 06-21-2002 @ 2:49 PM      
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quote:

Serena Williams should have been some where on that list




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