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TeenWeek
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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:21 PM      
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As most people know, Southwest Airlines have adopted a policy of making fat people buy 2 seats on airlines. I applaud this. This should be adopted for buses as well.

I take NJ Transit to the city everyday for work. There have been a numerous number of times, where I have either sat next to a fat person and was crushed against the armrest or they were so big that they took up the 2 seats and I as well as others did not have the opportunity to sit down and stand until another passenger got off the bus.

I have nothing against fat people, and they say it is a disease, but fuck it, why should these fat fucks and their helium balloon sized asses cause me inconvenience on my ride or flight. Pay for 2 seats or lose some fucking weight.

The only exception to this, would be if someone is pregnant and even than if they have too much junk in their trunk, pay the 2 fares or force your husband or boyfriend to suffer sitting next to you. If your imax screen of an ass takes up more than a quarter of the other seat, than you must pay 2 fares.

Wanted to get some people's feelings on this and if they experienced this inconvenience in any way.







This message was edited by TeenWeek on 6-25-02 @ 12:34 PM
goatweed
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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:35 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I've been inconvenienced on the train a few times by some pretty big fucking people, and it's annoying. I'm a big guy, but I'm nowhere near huge like some of these people (I'm 6'3", 240 pounds). Personally, I know that in some cases being that large is indeed a physiological problem. But for most, the problem is that they can't avoid going to McDonald's on a daily basis. I've recently started working out (again) and I've dropped close to 10 pounds in 3 weeks. These people need to ease up on the food and be more mobile to increase their metabolism. As for the ones with glad problems, go see a doctor.

If you're going to take up that many seats on a train, plane, whatever, at least have the courtesy to apologize for it - that's where the real issue comes into play. People are generally rude, but if I sit in cramped quarters and I bump or squash someone (it happens, I try to avoid the situations, but sometimes you just can't) I always excuse myself. Whether my sincerity is accepted to rejected is a different story, but at least I make the effort. Some of these people just think that because they're huge they can smother you and you have to deal with it - because what else can they do about it?

As a whole, this country is out of shape - it's been that way for years, and seems to be coming back into focus thanks to GWB. maybe this will spurn people to drop some weight and tone up. I'm doing it because I have some severe back issues, and I'm tired to having the excess baggage around my midsection - but if you're gonna think you can do what you want because you're huge, then you should pay accordingly.


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IrishAlkey
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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:46 PM      
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quote:

What's up with fat people?


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This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 6-25-02 @ 12:50 PM
goatweed
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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:54 PM      
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I've heard Vos hack funnier one-liners that that one.


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You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

So when is the next bang party?


IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:56 PM      
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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:59 PM      
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quote:

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WoundedAngel
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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 1:00 PM      
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Hey, us 600 lb weight-challenged people are insulted! >:o
;)


And yes that really is me, so stop asking! :P
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
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Dragoon Battalion
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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 1:03 PM      
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quote:

Hey, us 600 lb weight-challenged people are insulted!
Your'e 600 lbs. like I'm never horny.

Actually, that rack of yours might be pushing 300 lbs... :-D


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You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

So when is the next bang party?


mikehern
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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 1:05 PM      
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Goat, do you buy a ticket for that finger?






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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 1:06 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

More like herpes, but who's counting anyway?



I'm moving in with mom.

You're abusive.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 1:08 PM      
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quote:

The only exception to this, would be if someone is pregnant and even than if they have too much junk in their trunk, pay the 2 fares or force your husband or boyfriend to suffer sitting next to you.



I couldn't even get my husband to fuck me, much less be seen in public with me when I was pregnant.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??




This message was edited by silera on 6-25-02 @ 1:15 PM
WoundedAngel
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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 1:10 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
LOl I think they're pushing 25lbs each! :eek: :-D :eek:


And yes that really is me, so stop asking! :P
goatweed
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Dragoon Battalion
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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 1:10 PM      
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quote:

Goat, do you buy a ticket for that finger?
If it were a fat finger, I suppose I would have to wouldn't I?

Isn't your bear-friend a stew for one of the major airlines? If not, he'd probably do really well...

edit :
quote:

I think they're pushing 25lbs each!
I have a scale - want me to bring it over so we can be sure?


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You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

So when is the next bang party?




This message was edited by goatweed on 6-25-02 @ 1:13 PM
mikehern
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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 1:14 PM      
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quote:

Isn't your bear-friend a stew for one of the major airlines



You know that was uncalled for. Abuse me if you must, but give a bear a break.





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goatweed
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Dragoon Battalion
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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 1:17 PM      
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quote:

give a bear a break
I hear the bear gives rather well - mike, comment?

Besides, what's funnier than a gay bear?


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You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

So when is the next bang party?


mikehern
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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 1:19 PM      
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quote:

mike, comment?



Would gag order be an appropriate reaponse?

quote:

Besides, what's funnier than a gay bear?



Dice?





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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 1:20 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Besides, what's funnier than a gay bear?



A gay bear salesman...






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

Lord Slug
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 1:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
quote:

Besides, what's funnier than a gay bear?
2 gay bears


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silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 1:24 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

A gay bear salesman...


Hi.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Suzie
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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 2:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

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Besides, what's funnier than a gay bear?

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A dead gay bear in a garbage can? Oh wait, wrong joke.


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TeenWeek
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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 2:32 PM      
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Boy this really got off topic quick. Guess it is the new chat thread. At least make an attempt to make fun of fat people. Anyone have that internet pic of the fat woman sitting on a chair with half of her ass sticking off of it with the little dog scared underneath. It is a popular pic and have seen it many times. Could not find it, but thought it would be appropriate for this thread.

goatweed
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Dragoon Battalion
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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 4:42 PM      
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quote:

Boy this really got off topic quick
I tried, but it was hard to resist the hijacking.
quote:

Besides, what's funnier than a gay bear?
quote:

Dice?
Vos is funnier than Dice.


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You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

So when is the next bang party?


Istink
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 10:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02


The Curse shall be lifted .... If there isn't a strike!!
Meekrob
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 11:50 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
quote:

Discussion Topic: What's up with fat people?



When is this getting moved to the WOW section?

AlterEgoManiac
posted on 06-26-2002 @ 1:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I agree with you, Teen. As long as these fatties refuse to acknowledge their weight problem, and make no attempt to do something about it, they should be subject to as much physical and psychological abuse as is necessary for them to put down that fifth helping of fried chicken. They all bitch about being discriminated against and being made fun of, but until they can start eating right and exercising, their complaints will fall on deaf ears. I'm a pretty big guy, and I've been doing what is necessary to lose weight, but at least I'm able to admit I have a problem.

I think all mass transit systems should begin to initiate some kind of standard on the dimensions of their passengers, much like they do with luggage. If a passenger doesn't meet these requirements, he/she should have to pay extra to ride.

Millions of dollars are lost every year because of these unnecessarily large people. When one large passenger requires the space of three or four regular sized passengers, the efficiency of mass transit is reduced, and that lard ass should be required to take up the financial slack they are rightly responsible for.


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No more of Jessica Alba's luscious, luscious breasts or gash folds showing through tight, sexy pants. God damn, does this world suck!




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