Posted By | Discussion Topic: The pollitcaly correct guide to women |
TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 03-18-2001 @ 4:10 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00
| She does not have thunder thighs;
she develops a Child Rest Area Facility.
She is not talkative;
she is a Conversational Opportunist.
She does not get lost all the time;
she is Deceptively Directionally Challenged.
You do not buy her a drink;
you make a down payment on a recreational facility.
She does not fart and belch;
her closest pet is Gastronomically Expressive.
She is not a gold digger;
she prefers Economic Differential Relationships.
She does not have a rich daddy;
she is the poster child for the "Happily Ever After Foundation"
She is not afraid of lack of commitment;
she is Poligamously Challenged
Please feel free to add your own observations!!!
FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
This message was edited by TFEC on 3-18-01 @ 4:19 PM |
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Grumpy SAGILLID
The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-18-2001 @ 4:40 PM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00
| lmao
She's not a tease, she's adding a blue tint to your testicles
She's not a gold digger, she's high maintenance
She's not a great fuck, she's very sexually gratifying.
It's not a date, it's an experiment in frustration that requires funding.
Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness
Report all of their inappropriate behaviors to me.
Erin Gah Braugh - And take off your bra
Do ya have any Irish in ya? No? Bend over and I'll give ya some. |
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bluetarp
| posted on 03-18-2001 @ 5:05 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01
| 1. She is not a babe or a chick - she is a breasted-american.
2. She is not a bleached blonde - she is peroxide dependent.
3. She is not a bad cook - she is microwave compatible.
4. She is not half naked - she is wardrobe impaired.
5. She does not wear too much jewelry - she is metallically overburdened.
6. She is not conceited - she is intimately aware of her best qualities.
7. She does not want to be married - she wants to lock you in domestic incarceration.
8. She does not gain weight - she is a metabolic underachiever.
9. She is not a screamer or moaner - she is vocally appreciative.
10.She is not easy - she is horizontally accessible.
11.She does not tease or flirt - she engages in artificial stimulation.
12.She is not dumb - she is a detour off the information superhighway.
13.She is not too skinny - she is skeletally prominent.
14.She does not have a mustache - she is in touch with her masculine side.
15.She does not hate televised sports - she is athletically ignorant.
16.She has not been around - she is a previously enjoyed companion.
17.She does not wear too much perfume - she commits fragrance abuse.
18.She does not get you excited - she causes temporary blood displacement.
19.She is not kinky - she is a non-inhibited sexual companion.
20.She does not have a killer body - she is terminally attractive.
21.She does not go shopping - she is mall fluent.
22.She is not an airhead - she is reality impaired.
23.She does not get drunk or tipsy - she gets chemically inconvenienced.
24.She does not get fat or chubby - she achieves maximum density.
25.She is not cold or frigid - she is thermally inaccessible.
26.She is not horny - she is sexually focused.
27.She does not wear too much makeup - she has reached cosmetic saturation.
28.She does not have breast implants - she is gravity resistant.
29.She does not nag you - she becomes verbally repetitive.
30.she is not a slut - she is sexually extroverted.
31.She is not loose - she is morally impaired.
32.She does not have major league hooters - she is pectorally superior.
33.She does not have thin lips - she is has a collagen deprivation.
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GonzoStyle
| posted on 03-18-2001 @ 6:36 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70
| only one sentence i need
she is not a woman
she is life support for pussy.
Kid Touching Freak
Of OpieAnthony.com
Touching Children One At A Time
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