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TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 7:37 AM      
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quote:
We think you are Bisexual
and we are 52.17% confident with our answer
Prepare to master your genitals You look to cheat nature by lighting the candle at both ends. You like it coming and going. You swing both ways


Goddammit, I guess I am like Norton. Who doesn't want to give a strapping young man a little tussle. It's not gay if you don't push back. :-D

Norton's Victim
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 7:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
We think you are Straight
and we are 94.38% confident with our answer
OK, I know what you're thinking. I guessed you were straight, big deal. It's a safe bet, since the majority of the population is straight. Especially since people like the guy on the right claim to be straight. If he's heterosexual, anyone could be. That's what's so great about America.


HAHAHA. That's like the A+ of straightness!!!! MY boyfriend is going to be so pissed.



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961
Tussle King
I swear it was this big		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 8:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
quote:
We think you are Straight
and we are 99.02% confident with our answer
OK, I know what you're thinking. I guessed you were straight, big deal. It's a safe bet, since the majority of the population is straight. Especially since people like the guy on the right claim to be straight. If he's heterosexual, anyone could be. That's what's so great about America.


Nice, now I can go out and tell all my friends.

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 07-01-2002 @ 10:18 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
If you have to take a quiz to find out if you're gay or not, there is something really really wrong with you.



For the road less traveled ain't for the faint of heart
For those who choose to play it safe and never stray too far
Me I want to live my life and one day leave my mark
And it all might come together
And it all come unraveled
On the road less traveled


WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 10:21 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
i know i am straight!!!!!!!

quote:
We think you are Straight
and we are 21.03% confident with our answer
OK, I know what you're thinking. I guessed you were straight, big deal. It's a safe bet, since the majority of the population is straight. Especially since people like the guy on the right claim to be straight. If he's heterosexual, anyone could be. That's what's so great about America.




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THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 10:47 AM      
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We think you are Straight
and we are 54.32% confident with our answer
OK, I know what you're thinking. I guessed you were straight, big deal. It's a safe bet, since the majority of the population is straight. Especially since people like the guy on the right claim to be straight. If he's heterosexual, anyone could be. That's what's so great about America.
But hey, I gave it a shot. What do you want me to do, anyhow?


My Sigpics and such...
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I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
Lord Slug
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 10:50 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
To answer the original question: Nope


I am the master of the obvious.
Thumper8u
hanger-on		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 10:58 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:
We think you are Straight
and we are 87.02% confident with our answer
OK, I know what you're thinking. I guessed you were straight, big deal. It's a safe bet, since the majority of the population is straight. Especially since people like the guy on the right claim to be straight. If he's heterosexual, anyone could be. That's what's so great about America.


works for me


"So long as they don't get violent, I want to let everyone say what they wish, for I myself have always said exactly what pleased me." -- Albert Einstein
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE 		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 11:10 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
We think you are Straight
and we are 81.30% confident with our answer



WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 11:11 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
why were they 21.03% condfident in their answer, what the fuck is that shit


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THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 11:22 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
We think you are Asexual
and we are 10.71% confident with our answer
I was hesitant to even include this category. Is anyone truly asexual? But the way the quiz analyzer is set up, there are 4 categories, and I don't know how else to describe what someone who is not gay, not straight, and not bi is.
In short, you're one of god's special unique creatures.

I've never met anyone who identified themselves as asexual, but if I had, I think they'd look a little like the picture on the right.





Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





Pete has no mule ears
Q-Dog
posted on 07-01-2002 @ 11:28 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
We think you are Straight
and we are 95.28% confident with our answer
OK, I know what you're thinking. I guessed you were straight, big deal. It's a safe bet, since the majority of the population is straight. Especially since people like the guy on the right claim to be straight. If he's heterosexual, anyone could be. That's what's so great about America.


JimboSHU
my status is extremely accurate.		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 12:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
We think you are Straight
and we are 13.10% confident with our answer
OK, I know what you're thinking. I guessed you were straight, big deal. It's a safe bet, since the majority of the population is straight. Especially since people like the guy on the right claim to be straight. If he's heterosexual, anyone could be. That's what's so great about America.
But hey, I gave it a shot. What do you want me to do, anyhow?
:rolleyes:

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—Pat Riley, pro basketball coach


You lose with potential. You win with performance.
— Bill Parcells, pro football coach



You can't win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.- Yogi Berra, hall of fame baseball player



"You're the man now, dog!" - Sean Connery, Finding Forrester
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 12:43 PM      
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They're 66.6% sure that I'm straight.

I, on the other hand, am 100% sure.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


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New World Order Secret Police Chief
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posted on 07-01-2002 @ 1:35 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I had to go through 45 questions, why?

1 question- Are you gay?

A) Yes
B) No

quote:
We think you are Straight
and we are 71.57% confident with our answer
OK, I know what you're thinking. I guessed you were straight, big deal. It's a safe bet, since the majority of the population is straight. Especially since people like the guy on the right claim to be straight. If he's heterosexual, anyone could be. That's what's so great about America.
But hey, I gave it a shot. What do you want me to do, anyhow?




I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

I have finally found clarity and pure serenity....
AIM

I act like shit dont phase me....

Inside it drives me crazy...

My insecurities could eat me alive.....



HOO HOO, I invented Codemonkeys!


In a Perfect World, We'd All Be Yankees.

Syndrummer
LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!!		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 1:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
We think you are Straight
and we are 98.60% confident with our answer

This world rejects me
This world threw me away
This world never gave me a chance
This worlds gonna have to pay
-Do you believe in fate?-
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 2:04 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I want to know which one of the questions I answered like a fag for getting this:

quote:
We think you are Straight
and we are 93.80% confident with our answer
OK, I know what you're thinking. I guessed you were straight, big deal. It's a safe bet, since the majority of the population is straight. Especially since people like the guy on the right claim to be straight. If he's heterosexual, anyone could be. That's what's so great about America.



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posted on 07-01-2002 @ 4:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
quote:
We think you are Straight
and we are 28.81% confident with our answer
OK, I know what you're thinking. I guessed you were straight, big deal. It's a safe bet, since the majority of the population is straight. Especially since people like the guy on the right claim to be straight. If he's heterosexual, anyone could be. That's what's so great about America.
But hey, I gave it a shot. What do you want me to do, anyhow?



Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 4:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
We think you are Bisexual
and we are 93.32% confident with our answer
Prepare to master your genitals You look to cheat nature by lighting the candle at both ends. You like it coming and going. You swing both ways. And lots of other euphamisms, too.


My boyfriend's going to be pissed. He told me I better never...even though I never said anything...


Joey






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Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 4:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
We think you are Straight
and we are 90.56% confident with our answer
OK, I know what you're thinking. I guessed you were straight, big deal. It's a safe bet, since the majority of the population is straight.


And Joey, there's always a caveat. You can cheat with another woman, as long as he can watch.


Let's try a new sig
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I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit!
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 7:05 PM      
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We think you are Straight
and we are 92.75% confident with our answer
OK, I know what you're thinking. I guessed you were straight, big deal. It's a safe bet, since the majority of the population is straight. Especially since people like the guy on the right claim to be straight. If he's heterosexual, anyone could be. That's what's so great about America.
But hey, I gave it a shot. What do you want me to do, anyhow?




LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

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I Mod VG's ass!		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 7:12 PM      
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quote:
If you have to take a quiz to find out if you're gay or not, there is something really really wrong with you.
Face.... you're gay, right?
quote:
I want to know which one of the questions I answered like a fag for getting this:
ummm, Joey... maybe it was the thumb ring question...





katylina
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Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 7:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
We think you are Straight
and we are 96.77% confident with our answer
OK, I know what you're thinking. I guessed you were straight, big deal. It's a safe bet, since the majority of the population is straight. Especially since people like the guy on the right claim to be straight. If he's heterosexual, anyone could be. That's what's so great about America.
But hey, I gave it a shot. What do you want me to do, anyhow



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posted on 07-01-2002 @ 7:36 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
We think you are Straight
and we are 97.10% confident with our answer
OK, I know what you're thinking. I guessed you were straight, big deal. It's a safe bet, since the majority of the population is straight. Especially since people like the guy on the right claim to be straight. If he's heterosexual, anyone could be. That's what's so great about America. But hey, I gave it a shot. What do you want me to do, anyhow?

Go ahead and make your Gay Marco references now.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

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Proud To Be An American		posted on 07-01-2002 @ 7:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Whats with all these gay quizzes? Why cant there be some useful ones, like Are YOU addicted to Garbage Pail Kids?, or Am I a Future Avon Salesperson? I mean, those are the things I really am afraid of being.

This is a Wu-banger 2001 off da hook gorilla anthem. This DJ K-Ray, from round the way, and I'll slap the shit out of any of you dj's who front on this shit.




"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell scored against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.


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