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Flock of Moosen
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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:01 AM      
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No, it's not going to be a tournament to see who is the hottest woman on OA.com. We all know who the clear cut winner of that would be. I kid you not. ;)

Anyway, with the success of the last two tournaments, I came up with this idea shortly after. The only reason it took so long to get together is the fact that it took 2-3 months of research to actually seed the women properly. That's right, no randomly throwing them into the brackets. They are actually seeded according to what America considers the hottest women in the world over the past 2 years.

I know this is mainly a male-based interest, but the ladies of the board are more than welcome to participate as well. The more people we get involved, the better to accurately determine who OA.com thinks is the hottest woman in the world. Now, I know some of you will look at this list of 32 and say "Why the fuck is she in there?" or "Where is so and so?" Like I said earlier, this is an actual researched list of who America considers the hottest so that is who I decided to go with. Believe me, I questioned the list myself when I saw it too.

One final thing before the tournament begins. I would like to say thank you to av8er for providing the 32 person bracket template. I looked all over, but could not find one on the web. Thanks a lot buddy, I appreciate this more than you know.

Okay, without further ado, I present to you the brackets for the Hottest Woman Tournament.
Like the previous two tournaments, please only vote once per bracket. Meaning when it is all said and done you should have picked 16 women to advance to the next round. If by chance you aren't too familiar with a certain person, I have provided links to pics of these women.

Have fun everyone!




Britney Spears 1, 2, 3
Nikki Cox 1, 2
Jennifer Aniston 1, 2
Faith Hill 1, 2
Denise Richards 1, 2
Jenna Jameson 1, 2
Christina Aguilera 1, 2
Katie Holmes 1, 2
Anna Kournikova 1, 2
Tyra Banks 1, 2
Sarah Michelle Gellar 1, 2
Shakira 1, 2
Jessica Alba 1, 2
Salma Hayek 1, 2
Charlize Theron 1, 2
Lucy Liu 1, 2
Jennifer Lopez 1, 2, 3
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos 1, 2
Cameron Diaz 1, 2
Jessica Simpson 1, 2
Jennifer Love Hewitt 1, 2
Jennifer Garner 1, 2
Angelina Jolie 1, 2
Tiffani Thiessen 1, 2
Alyssa Milano 1, 2
Ali Landry 1, 2
Carmen Electra 1, 2
Jaime Pressly 1, 2
Halle Berry 1, 2
Beyonce Knowles 1, 2
Pamela Anderson 1, 2
Elizabeth Hurley 1, 2


My Picks:
Nikki Cox
Faith Hill
Jenna Jameson
Christina Aguilera
Anna Kournikova
Shakira
Salma Hayek
Lucy Liu
Jennifer Lopez
Jessica Simpson
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Tiffani Thiessen
Ali Landry
Carmen Electra
Beyonce Knowles
Pamela Anderson





This message was edited by Flock of Moosen on 7-9-02 @ 12:59 PM
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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:05 AM      
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I'm sorry sir, but I think 50Megs busted you for remote linking and some of the pics wont show up-just thought you should know.



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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:07 AM      
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Wow Flock, good job.

I bet the coughResearchcough was really tough ;)



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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:08 AM      
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Nikki Cox
Faith Hill
Jenna Jameson
Katie Holmes
Anna Kournikova
Shakira
Salma Hayek
Charlize Theron
Stamos
Cameron Diaz
Hewitt
Jolie
Ali Landry
Jaimie Pressley
Halle Berry
Hurley



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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:09 AM      
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My Picks:

Britney Spears
Jennifer Aniston
Jenna Jameson
Katie Holmes
Anna Kornikova
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Jessica Alba
Lucy Liu
J-Lo
Jessica Simpson
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Angelina Jolie
Milano
Electra
Berry
and Pam.

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My insecurities could eat me alive.....



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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:10 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

No, it's not going to be a tournament to see who is the hottest woman on OA.com. We all know who the clear cut winner of that would be. I kid you not.


I don't. Can you please fill me in?

Yea, av8er, I knew your fagot as was good for something besides doing what you were born to do.

FLock, thanks for all the spanlk material, you are a swell guy :-D

Be Voting People!



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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:11 AM      
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Britney Spears
Jennifer Anniston
Jenna Jameson
Katie Holmes
Anna Kournikova
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Jessica Alba
Charlize Theron
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
Jessica Simpson
Jennifer Garner
Tiffani Thiessen
Alyssa Milano
Carmen Electra
Beyonce Knowles
Pamela Anderson


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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:15 AM      
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Talk about a potentially misleading title...

Britney Spears
Faith Hill
Denise Richards
Katie Holmes
Anna Kournikova
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Jessica Alba
Charlize Theron
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
Cameron Diaz
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Angelina Jolie
Alyssa Milano
Jaimie Pressly
Beyonce Knowles
Elizabeth Hurley


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I believe in the hope and I pray...
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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:16 AM      
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Some of the pics don't work for me either :rolleyes: Anyway here are my picks:

  • Britney Spears
  • Faith Hill
  • Denise Richards
  • Katie Holmes
  • Anna Kournikova
  • Shakira
  • Jessica Alba
  • Charlize Theron
  • Jennifer Lopez
  • Jessica Simpson
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt
  • Angelina Jolie
  • Alyssa Milano
  • Carmen Electra
  • Halle Berry
  • Elizabeth Hurley


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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:17 AM      
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Britney Spears
Jennifer Anninston
Jenna Jameson
Katie Holmes
Tyra Banks
Shakira
Jessica Alba
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Tiffani Amber Theissen
Alyssa Milano
Carmen Electra
Halle Berry
Liz Hurley
Lucy Liu
J-Lo
Jessica Simspon



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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:19 AM      
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Baby powder.






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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:23 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Cox
Hill
Jameson
Holmes
Banks
Shakira
Hayek
Theron
Stamos
Simpson
Garner
Jolie
Landry
Pressly
Berry
Hurley




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IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:24 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
Britney Spears
Jennifer Aniston
Denise Richards
Katie Holmes
Anna Kournikova
Shakira
Jessica Alba
Charlize Theron
Jennifer Lopez
Cameron Diaz
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Angelina Jolie
Ali Landry
Carmen Elecra
Halle Berry
Elizabeth Hurley

Cluster F
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:28 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ok, after wiping the splooge off of my monitor, here are my picks:

Britney Spears
Faith Hill
Jenna Jameson
Katie Holmes
Anna Kournikova
Shakira
Salma Hayek
Lucy Liu
Jennifer Lopez
Jessica Simpson
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Tiffani Thiessen
Alyssa Milano
Carmen Electra
Halle Berry
Pamela Anderson


Thanks to Austin for the pic

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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:35 AM      
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Spears
Hill
Jameson
Holmes
Kournikova
Shakira
Alba
Theron
Romjin-Stamos
Simpson
Hewitt
Thiessen
Milano
Pressly
Knowles
Hurley


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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:38 AM      
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quote:

Baby powder.
Maple syrup

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There are only two options regarding commitment. You’re either IN or you’re OUT. There’s no such thing as life in-between.
—Pat Riley, pro basketball coach


You lose with potential. You win with performance.
— Bill Parcells, pro football coach



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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:41 AM      
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Nikki Cox
Faith Hill
Jenna Jameson
Katie Holmes
Anna K
Shakira
Salma Hayek
Lucy Liu
Rebecca R-S
Cameron Diaz
Jennifer Garner
Tiffani Thiessen
Alyssa Milano
Jaime Pressly
Halle Berry
Elizabeth Hurley


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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 12:52 AM      
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Nikki Cox
Jennifer Aniston
Denise Richards
Katie Holmes
Anna Kournikova
Shakira
Salma Hayek
Lucy Liu
Jennifer Lopez
Jessica Simpson
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Angelina Jolie
Alyssa Milano
Carmen Electra
Halle Berry
Elizabeth Hurley

maple syrup



Thank you Austin!
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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 1:24 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
Britney
Aniston
Richards
Holmes
Kournikova
Gellar
Alba
Theron
Romijn-Stamos
Simpson
Hewitt
Thiessen
Milano
Electra
Berry
Anderson
--------------------------

On a side note, I don't get why everyone digs Lucy Liu so much. Her face was hit with the ugly stick. The same can be said for Knowles.

Lopez has a fat ass! Why am I the only one who sees that. She's not even hot enough to make up for it.

Katie Holmes may be the hottest woman on the planet. I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from. :-D


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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 1:32 AM      
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britney spears
faith hill
denise richards
christina aguilera
anna kournikova
shakira
jessica alba
charlize theron
jennifer lopez
cameron diaz
jennifer garner
angelina jolie
ali landry
jaime pressly
halle berry
elizabeth hurley




This is your life and it's ending one
minute at a time.


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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 2:37 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
nikki cox
faith hill
denise richards
katie holmes
anna kornikova
shakira
jessica alba
charlize theron
rebecca romijn-stamos
jessica simpson
jennifer garner
angelina jolie
alyssa milano
jaime pressly
halle berry
elizabeth hurley



I LOVE THE MORON
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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 3:01 AM      
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Britney Spears
Jennifer Aniston
Jenna Jameson
Christina Aguilera
Anna Kournikora
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Jessica Alba
Charlize Theron
Jennifer Lopez
Cameron Diaz
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Tiffani Thiessen
Alyssa Milano
Jamie Pressly
Halle Berry
Pamela Anderson

and Baby powder


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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 3:02 AM      
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nice work flock. that must have taken forever just to post


  • cox
  • aniston
  • jameson
  • holmes
  • kournikova
  • shakira
  • hayek
  • theron
  • stamos
  • simpson
  • garner
  • jolie
  • landry
  • pressly
  • berry
  • hurley




weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE - We rule by fear!!!!


This message was edited by Drusilla on 7-8-02 @ 3:02 AM
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posted on 07-08-2002 @ 7:55 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Cox
Hill
Jameson
Aguilera
Kournikova
Gellar
Alba
Liu
Stamos
Simpson
Hewitt
Jolie
Milano
Electra
Berry
Anderson

Quote of the Dayssssss - "Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol" - Somebody


AlterEgoManiac
posted on 07-08-2002 @ 9:41 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
OK, Moosen. I want a question answered.

Why the hell do we have to choose between Jessica Alba and Salma Hayek? Do you realize just how difficult a decision that is?

Well, here's mine:

Cox
Hill
Richards
Holmes
Banks
Gellar
Alba (Sorry Salma.:()
Theron
Romijn-Stamos
Simpson
Hewitt(Another hard choice. Sorry, Ms. Garner.:()
Jolie
Milano
Pressly
Berry
Hurley

You're brutal, Moosen.

R.I.P. Dark Angel

No more of Jessica Alba's luscious, luscious breasts or gash folds showing through tight, sexy pants. God damn, does this world suck!




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