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WNEWs GIRL
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One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 07-12-2002 @ 11:28 AM      
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has it ever happened to you?
people say that its such a scary experience, honestly i dont see what would be so scary about it, you just sit there and wait til someone helps you out
whats the big fucking deal?

also what would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with a hot famous person? alone? with someone you dont like? someone youve liked for a while?

i think id kill the person i dont like, rape the person i like, sit quietly in a corner with the famous person, and if i was alone i think id go insane


I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY & I'M MRS. HYBRID
My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King, Velociti aka diadelsuerte, TFEC
My Spic Army: Tequila, Velociti, and Austin 3:16

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 07-12-2002 @ 11:32 AM      
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FU to Silera's elevator.



Thank you Austin!
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Formerly diadelsuerte.		posted on 07-12-2002 @ 11:42 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
I got stuck in an elevator when I was at Penn State. It took the service guys almost an hour to get to the dorm and then like a half hour to fix it. It was kind of weird though, because everyone was scared and didnt talk to eachother so it was like an hour and a half of silence :)


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RonRon5477
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 11:52 AM      
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quote:
people say that its such a scary experience, honestly i dont see what would be so scary about it, you just sit there and wait til someone helps you out
whats the big fucking deal?

and if i was alone i think id go insane
Choose one.


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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 07-12-2002 @ 11:53 AM      
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i wouldnt be scared of the situation, but i would need someone to talk to while we just sat there for however long we would be there for
being alone is so boring


I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY & I'M MRS. HYBRID
My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King, Velociti aka diadelsuerte, TFEC
My Spic Army: Tequila, Velociti, and Austin 3:16

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posted on 07-12-2002 @ 1:17 PM      
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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 07-12-2002 @ 1:23 PM      
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quote:

Damn, they could be twins.



Thank you Austin!
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My girlfriend is a figment of my imagination.		posted on 07-12-2002 @ 2:11 PM      
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I;ve never been stuck in an elevator but if i was i would want it to be with Debra Messing.

happy anal jim
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY		posted on 07-12-2002 @ 2:35 PM      
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I would want to be stuck with Brittany Daniel. She has got to have the most perfect face ever.



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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-12-2002 @ 2:45 PM      
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i agree with YD on that one.




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posted on 07-12-2002 @ 3:03 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
i have never been stuck in an elevator, but if i was it would be ok...i am not claustrophobic or anything so its not a big deal to me

jmoore
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 3:09 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
If I ever got stuck in an elevator here's what I'd do. I'd simply open the hatch in the roof, jump up and pull myself out in one smooth, fluid motion. I'd then shoot the primary cable with my gun and tie the loose end around my waist. Next, I'd put on a wry grin and say something quotable like "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker" just before shooting the secondary cable. As the elevator fell it would pull me up to my destination. And fuck anyone else that was in there with me.


WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 07-12-2002 @ 3:11 PM      
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then the elevator will go up up up like in mission impossible and youll get smushed

this is not the movies my friend


I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY & I'M MRS. HYBRID
My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King, Velociti aka diadelsuerte, TFEC
My Spic Army: Tequila, Velociti, and Austin 3:16

jmoore
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 3:19 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
Well I'm sure my quick thinking and cat-like reflexes would get me out of that quandry.


Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.		posted on 07-12-2002 @ 3:29 PM      
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i so would talk to anyone and everyone in there and bore them with my pathetic life.

and no worries amy, if u were stuck in an elevator, i'd be able to know thru teh brain thing.


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RonRon5477
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 3:49 PM      
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I was actually stuck on an elevator.. This guy was controlling the elevator.. VERY SCARY!
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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 07-12-2002 @ 3:53 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
did he touch you where the bathing suit covers


I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY & I'M MRS. HYBRID
My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King, Velociti aka diadelsuerte, TFEC
My Spic Army: Tequila, Velociti, and Austin 3:16

RonRon5477
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 4:05 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
no, he did not. But I bet you like that, wouldn't you?


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PlasticMan
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I was stuck in an elevator in Taipei once. It was a really small one, but there were about 20 Chinese people crammed in there. They all started gibbering in Chinese, but I couldn't understand anyone, so I pretty much just stood there patiently listening to my walkman.

Not a very exciting story, but then again, "Stuck in one place and can't get out" stories usually aren't.

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Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.		posted on 07-12-2002 @ 10:34 PM      
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quote:
Boy dies after getting head stuck in elevator

A nine-year-old Japanese schoolboy suffocated after his head was caught between an elevator and a wall.

The boy was found with his head stuck in a gap between the elevator and the external wall of a disabled person's centre.

He was rushed to a nearby hospital, but pronounced dead of suffocation shortly after arriving.

The victim had been taking part in a rice cake making festival his parents helped organize Sunday when the tragedy occurred.

Police said the elevator was used to carry luggage from the first to second floor of the two-story building.

The elevator had no internal doors, leaving a gap of about 25 centimetres between it and the external wall of the building.

Police say it appears the boy placed his head in the second-floor gap just as the elevator went into use.

His head was caught when the elevator moved to the second floor reports the Mainichi Daily News.

Story filed: 09:05 Monday 14th January 2002
quote:
Yup, I'd say something is stuck alright.
quote:
I'd simply open the hatch in the roof, jump up and pull myself out in one smooth, fluid motion. I'd then shoot the primary cable with my gun and tie the loose end around my waist. Next, I'd put on a wry grin and say something quotable like "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker" just before shooting the secondary cable. As the elevator fell it would pull me up to my destination.
And then you'd wake from your John McClane/Neo delusion.






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