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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: The end of the world as we know it
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 3:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Your nightmares have come true!!!11



Thank you Austin!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 3:03 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
THAT IS FUCKING SCARY!!!!!!
can i get a status change?


I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY & I'M MRS. HYBRID
My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King, Velociti aka diadelsuerte, TFEC
My Spic Army: Tequila, Velociti, and Austin 3:16



This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 7-12-02 @ 3:07 PM
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 3:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
This was much funnier the first time when av8er made Kid Afrika a mod a year ago.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



RonRon5477
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 3:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
[Cartman]NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/Cartman]



Try The O&A EZPass Lane. IT'S FUN!
You will need to know:
1) Previous phone screener before Stinky
2) Previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name
Kindest Regards, RonRon5477 (AIM)


PLEASE TAKE THIS VOTE!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 3:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

This was much funnier the first time when av8er made Kid Afrika a mod a year ago.
I know. :(

Stay tuned for my "FU once again to Slash's ironclad memory".



Thank you Austin!
Skitch
skitchr4u
If I am logged in as Skitch, that means my split personality won today.
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 3:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
thats kinda scary...funny but scary

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 3:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
i'm not scared. i feel rather comfortable.




We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed... forever.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f! PrOjEcT MaYhEm
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 3:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
It's amazing what a little Notepad can do.


Nothing to see here, just some scrolling text...


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

This space available for rent.


Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 3:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
but, im logged in, and it says im not.

i think you should have an admin look at that aimp.


**
FUCK WITH ME, GET A WARNING. FUCK WITH MY FRIENDS... lets hope u never have to find out ;)

"Coz It'd Feel So Empty Without Me"
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 07-12-2002 @ 4:41 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
::Fighting urge to put loaded gun to temple::


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 4:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
...and i feel fine.


what?..someone had to say it...

...Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping...


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 4:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

::Fighting urge to put loaded gun to temple::
It could have been worse. I could have made us administrators instead.



Thank you Austin!
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 5:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
i request to be made supreme chancellor.




We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed... forever.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f! PrOjEcT MaYhEm
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 5:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
i call shenanigans



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE - We rule by fear!!!!
Turk408
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 5:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
May God help us all...

Let me light your fire
I love the kindredbabe, the MamaCaz, the SyKoPaThCHiK, and especially the RF and my little walking Disaster Area!!!!
FNMoron
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 6:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

::Fighting urge to put loaded gun to temple::
I'd be more than willing to lend a hand :-D





Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 10:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

The end of the world as we know it
Yes, but does everyone feel fine?






"BEGUN, THIS YODA WAR HAS."
Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 10:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Yes, but does everyone feel fine?



Virgingrrl certainly does.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 11:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
yes. i do.



...Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping...


Austin 3:16
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 11:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Nigga Please! You think THAT's scary?

Try THIS

I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

"You are a fucking asshole and i hope your mother gets assraped you stupid little fifteen year old faggot" -- Unknown
AIM

Ain't nothing working

Ain't nothing right

There's a hole in me that I can't fill

No matter how hard I try

Ain't nothing sweeter there ain't nothing wrong

All the pain that I receive keeps me strong

It keeps me moving on



HOO HOO, I invented Codemonkeys!





>) >) >) In a Perfect World, We'd All Be Yankees. >) >) >)

Freddy's Ghost
I'm not fooling anyone. I'm not as smart as Fast Freddy.
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 11:15 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 02
If such admin changes/adjustments surprise you, you should go elsewhere for your message board needs.

[norton]Im just sayin'...[/norton]

I dont want any trouble, I am a simple man with little purpose.
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 11:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

If such admin changes/adjustments surprise you, you should go elsewhere for your message board needs.



Yes, you should...


Daddy's Little Girl

Poster Child for Useless Aggression
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 07-13-2002 @ 2:21 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

::Fighting urge to put loaded gun to temple::


Don't fight too hard.








PrOjEcT MaYhEmHIS NAME IS IRISHALKEY
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
VG drives my puppy bus!




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