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SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 1:06 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Right now, I am waiting for something to happen on this Tuesday. I have been waiting for this day for over 9 months. However, Tuesday may be delayed till Wendesday, Thursday, Friday, next week, next month, next year or the rest of my fucking life.

The glass is not exactly half full on this one.

How about you, what are you waiting for?



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 1:16 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Dunno.

Whatcha thinkin' about?


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Sir Okonkwo
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 1:17 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Right now, I am waiting for something to happen on this Tuesday.
Wow, Bar 9 must really mean a lot to you.



Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 1:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
A more ambiguous topic.



"BEGUN, THIS YODA WAR HAS."
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 1:23 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
slashy, are you pregnant.... why didn't you tell us?

i would have thrown you a shower!!!



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE - We rule by fear!!!!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 1:26 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
I'm just waiting on a friend.



Thank you Austin!
mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 9:27 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
The next round of layoffs





MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI


Lord Slug
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 9:40 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Waiting for this day to end. Waiting for another job. Waiting for my vacation to come around...


I am the master of the obvious.
kindredbabe
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 11:13 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
I'm waiting for next Tuesday, too....





Fuck having meaningful words scrolling back and forth....
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 9:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

How about you, what are you waiting for?


Since no one else has bothered to say it, this is just for you, Slashy-poo...

Waiting for the worms
Pink Floyd

"Eins, zwei, drei, alle!"

Ooooh, you cannot reach me now
Ooooh, no matter how you try
Goodbye, cruel world, it's over
Walk on by.

Sitting in a bunker here behind my wall
Waiting for the worms to come.
In perfect isolation here behind my wall
Waiting for the worms to come.

We're {waiting to succeed} and going to convene outside Brixton
Town Hall where we're going to be...
Waiting to cut out the deadwood.
Waiting to clean up the city.
Waiting to follow the worms.
Waiting to put on a black shirt.
Waiting to weed out the weaklings.
Waiting to smash in their windows
And kick in their doors.
Waiting for the final solution
To strengthen the strain.
Waiting to follow the worms.
Waiting to turn on the showers
And fire the ovens.
Waiting for the queens and the coons
and the reds and the jews.
Waiting to follow the worms.

Would you like {would you like} to see Britannia
Rule again, my friend?
All you have to do is follow the worms.
Would you like to send our coloured cousins
Home again, my friend?

All you need to do is follow the worms.

The Worms will convene outside Brixton Bus Station.


Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...

This message was edited by The Brain on 7-15-02 @ 9:24 PM
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 9:32 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
Every day is one more yard.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Claire
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 9:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Waiting for Friday




Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 9:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i never said i would send you that wav file on tues, july 16th, 2002. did i?



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 11:09 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i <3 my slashy-poo.

and i am waiting for someone to talk to me. but i don't think that is ever going to happen.

...Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping...


HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 11:20 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01



Daddy's Little Girl

Poster Child for Useless Aggression
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 11:20 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I'm waiting to for my birthday to be over.. that day's going to suck hardcore.. I'll be curled up in the fetal position I'm sure.
I'm waiting for the weekend right after my birthday because I'll go out celebrating and be completely trashed I'm sure.
I'm waiting to find out if a friend of mine gets their license.. and...
quote:

and i am waiting for someone to talk to me. but i don't think that is ever going to happen.


I'm waiting for VG to realize I've BEEN talking to her... lol


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"No one but the pure in heart
Can find the Golden Grail"
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 11:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
I'm waiting to exhale.

Freddy's Ghost
I'm not fooling anyone. I'm not as smart as Fast Freddy.
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 11:36 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 02
I am waiting for my penis to get bigger. However, I am 30+ and Irish, it doesnt look promising. Thank god Im so damn funny or no chicks would let me diddle them.

:)

I dont want any trouble, I am a simple man with little purpose.
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 11:40 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I am waiting for my penis to get bigger.


Watch a porno or think about naked women.. that uaually does the trick for me.


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"No one but the pure in heart
Can find the Golden Grail"
Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 11:41 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
I'm waiting for the weed guy.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.


This message was edited by Danked on 7-15-02 @ 11:42 PM
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 11:45 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Right now, I am waiting for something to happen on this Tuesday. I have been waiting for this day for over 9 months. However, Tuesday may be delayed till Wendesday, Thursday, Friday, next week, next month, next year or the rest of my fucking life.


Jeez, If you wanted to have beers with me for that long you could've just asked.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

Freddy's Ghost
I'm not fooling anyone. I'm not as smart as Fast Freddy.
posted on 07-15-2002 @ 11:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 02
quote:

I'm waiting for the weed guy.



Cartoon [NYC]?

:)

"You think you know, you have no idea" - < That Cribs show is Wack!
Turk408
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 12:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
And I thought this was a Tom Petty kind of thread...silly me.

Let me light your fire
I love the kindredbabe, the MamaCaz, the SyKoPaThCHiK, and especially the RF and my little walking Disaster Area!!!!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 07-16-2002 @ 2:09 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I weigh 195 lbs.






PrOjEcT MaYhEmHIS NAME IS IRISHALKEY
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
VG drives my puppy bus!




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