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FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 12:36 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Well, general consensus seems to be a no, and that's fine, less work for me. :-D

Let me address some things:

-Page numbers in the topic list: Probably not going to happen. This board uses a truly unique (read: FUCKED UP) way of determining page numbers, and trying to throw that under every thread would not only be a MAJOR undertaking, but it would probably drastically slow down the board.

-Last post displayed: Yeah, could be. Whether it would link to that last post, that's a maybe.

And a big shout-out to all of you people who quit OA.com and still read it enough to know about this post. Let go already.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
...nobody else in the whole wide world


makes me feel this way


nobody else in the whole wide world


takes my breath away


makes me feel so strange inside


dazed, confused, and starry-eyed


i couldn't love you more


makes me feel the wrong way round


inside out and upside-down


i couldn't love you more...





New AIM, y'know.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 1:53 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
are there any other new suggestions for things you'd like?



Hookers.

Thanks.






PrOjEcT MaYhEmHIS NAME IS IRISHALKEY
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
VG drives my puppy bus!

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 9:30 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Hey I am a one dimensional asshole does that mean they love me over there?

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 9:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
Hookers.
I make you holla for fitty dolla, missa alkey.



Thank you Austin!
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 10:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
people who quit OA.com and still read it enough to know about this post. Let go already.


They can't, it's not in their nature.








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AMY IS MY BITCH!



Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 10:19 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I like the smiley that farts. Can you add him?

Quote of the Dayssssss - "Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol" - Somebody


Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 10:25 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
I was going to suggest the last post thing also.


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

E-Mail Me
Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 5:32 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
Ahem.........[Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm] ?

goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 07-16-2002 @ 10:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
I think members should be able to rate threads.
I'm all for this as well - if I'm not mistaken, there was a time when we could do that.

How about bringing back voice-chat? :rolleyes:

Seriously, I kinda like the idea of having an avatar as well as a sig, but if that's a bad idea, I can deal. I have to say the recent change in going to the last page of a thread after a post has made me happier than you can imagine - especially at work where the dial-up is worse than UPS. (I love my cable modem at home - if I wasn't already married, I'd buy it a ring).




Nothing to see here, just some scrolling text...


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

This space available for rent.


av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 11:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I have another suggestion/question...

what happen to the drop down menu at the bottom of every page? Off topic used to be the last selection before you had to scroll down....it was easy...now I always get brought to the gaming forum because I forget OT is second from the bottom. I only ask 'cuz OT is the busiest forum..I think.





krahzee
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 11:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
FTL,

Love the changes.

A slight suggestion/ request.

A little while ago there was a thread on how to do revolving sigs (every time the page loads a new sig pops up.)

I looked for it to no avail using search.

How about putting the instructions or a link to that thread in the faq?

Even a line like "go here to learn more things to do with your sig." as a link could be helpful



av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 07-17-2002 @ 12:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
go here to learn more things to do with your sig





Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 07-17-2002 @ 12:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
I want a pony.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.		posted on 07-17-2002 @ 12:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
No, I won't put a link to how to make a random sig, because they STINK and I don't like them.

Avatars... goatweed, did you not read, earlier in the thread, the Stern-like "hoo hoo you're rippin off another message board" bullshit?

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
...nobody else in the whole wide world


makes me feel this way


nobody else in the whole wide world


takes my breath away


makes me feel so strange inside


dazed, confused, and starry-eyed


i couldn't love you more


makes me feel the wrong way round


inside out and upside-down


i couldn't love you more...





New AIM, y'know.
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 07-17-2002 @ 12:36 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
I want an official Red Ryder Carbine Action, 200 Shot, Range Model Air Rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 07-17-2002 @ 12:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Avatars... goatweed, did you not read, earlier in the thread, the Stern-like "hoo hoo you're rippin off another message board" bullshit?
Sorry bro, I wasn't trying to be funny - actually, it's a feature on other MB's that I hang on, but like I said - if it's not gonna happen, that's cool. I really don't have any other requests - unless there's a way the board can somehow increase my salary or buy me a house?

And thank God you're bored at work - your boredom means more fun toys for the board :-D


Nothing to see here, just some scrolling text...


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

This space available for rent.


rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.		posted on 07-17-2002 @ 12:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
I'd like to have the right to update my profile/signature again... Is FTL the only guy around here that can fix things?? :mad:


And I swear I don't have a gun...

2002 Crack Committee Objectives:


1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year


2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


4. Met fans get drunk watching the World Series!!!


5. Start the 'rebuilding process' immediatley!

mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 07-17-2002 @ 7:36 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
FTL, I am happy with the way this board is setup. You seem to be making it better all the time.
Thanks.







MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI



This message was edited by mikehern on 7-17-02 @ 7:39 AM
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 07-17-2002 @ 8:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
want an official Red Ryder Carbine Action, 200 Shot, Range Model Air Rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time.



You'll shoot yer eye out kid.





Lord Slug
posted on 07-17-2002 @ 8:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
quote:
FTL, I am happy with the way this board is setup. You seem to be making it better all the time.
Watch out for that bear, FTL! ;) Still, board getting flawless! Thank you!


I am the master of the obvious.
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.		posted on 07-17-2002 @ 10:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Is FTL the only guy around here that can fix things??

Do you have any idea how big a FUCKING DOUCHEBAG you are?

Before me, no one touched SHIT on the board. Vin is too busy and Jeff couldn't give two shits about anything, except for taking the board down for four hours yesterday to perform an upgrade we didn't need.

Even if you were being sarcastic, I still say FUCK YOU dude.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
...nobody else in the whole wide world


makes me feel this way


nobody else in the whole wide world


takes my breath away


makes me feel so strange inside


dazed, confused, and starry-eyed


i couldn't love you more


makes me feel the wrong way round


inside out and upside-down


i couldn't love you more...





New AIM, y'know.
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 07-17-2002 @ 11:10 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00






FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 07-17-2002 @ 11:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Before me, no one touched SHIT on the board. Vin is too busy and Jeff couldn't give two shits about anything, except for taking the board down for four hours yesterday to perform an upgrade we didn't need.


Funny how I can give two shits about the board when I spent 4 hours of my day trying to improve its performance. FTL, you are truly a momma's boy piece of shit...I only wish you can be this assinine to my face so I have an excuse to smack you to the ground like the bitch you are.

And let's just get the facts straight here before you return to your mother's teat for your mid-day suckling...

I did a lot of work to enhance this board before I went on to other things, not to mention the fact that I saved this POS from certain death.

Now go clean your room before mommy gets mad.

Chief Engineer of the Starship Foundry. (NCC 1841-A)

Visit FoundryMusic & Chat
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 07-17-2002 @ 11:32 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Before me, no one touched SHIT on the board. Vin is too busy and Jeff couldn't give two shits about anything, except for taking the board down for four hours yesterday to perform an upgrade we didn't need.

Funny how I can give two shits about the board when I spent 4 hours of my day trying to improve its performance. FTL, you are truly a momma's boy piece of shit...I only wish you can be this assinine to my face so I have an excuse to smack you to the ground like the bitch you are.

And let's just get the facts straight here before you return to your mother's teat for your mid-day suckling...

I did a lot of work to enhance this board before I went on to other things, not to mention the fact that I saved this POS from certain death.

Now go clean your room before mommy gets mad.

Will you two either fuck or take it to Fight Club...I mean The Junk Yard


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

E-Mail Me
Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 07-17-2002 @ 11:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Now go clean your room before mommy gets mad.


Where's that pot & kettle pic?

quote:
FTL, you are truly a momma's boy piece of shit


Wait, I thought he was a soccer mom? :confused:







This message was edited by av8er on 7-17-02 @ 11:41 AM


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