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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Beer Vs. Pussy Debate | ||||
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| FukMeBoobs | posted on 03-20-2001 @ 7:22 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01  | The Beer Versus Pussy Debate A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Draw. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy. Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor. Advantage: Draw It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game. Advantage: Pussy If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five. Advantage: Pussy With beer, bigger is better. Advantage: beer. Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable. Advantage: beer. Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porcelain God. Advantage: Pussy If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal. If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic. Advantage: Pussy Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun. Advantage: Pussy. If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment. Advantage: Draw If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are. Advantage: Beer. If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back. Advantage: beer. The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Pussy. The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Beer. Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill. Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright. Advantage: Draw Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian's Red Good pussy: Almost all but the above. Advantage: Pussy. The government taxes beer. Advantage: Pussy. It's a close call, but the numbers never lie. Advantage: Pussy. Proud to be Tequila's 1st adoptee. | ||||
| SNAKEBITE | posted on 03-20-2001 @ 8:02 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Good one FMB. lol Add this on: pussy will get you beer beer will not always get you pussy Advantage: Pussy Remember don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things | ||||
| FukMeBoobs | posted on 03-20-2001 @ 8:16 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | so true! beer may not always get you pussy but you always have a better chance with a hard bottle of liquor...get her drunk enough to a corpse status and you can get anything..lol Proud to be Tequila's 1st adoptee. | ||||
| SNAKEBITE | posted on 03-20-2001 @ 8:34 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: No fun with a corpse, need some motion. I don't want to do all the "work". lol Remember don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things | ||||
| FukMeBoobs | posted on 03-20-2001 @ 8:40 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | of course it's not fun but I was just proving that with some heavy duty alcohol you can get pussy...slap her around a bit to wake her up...then you'll get some motion in her...lol Damn I'm being rude about my fellow females :::smacking myself::: Proud to be Tequila's 1st adoptee. | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 03-20-2001 @ 8:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Glad that's not out. I can see it though.... Ladies not feeling fresh??? Is that last douche you tried not giving you that mountain fresh feeling??? If so, try our new Extra Strength Vagnostink. It's sure to give you that TEEN freshness you once had........  Friend of Pedro Guerrero. | ||||
| SNAKEBITE | posted on 03-20-2001 @ 8:49 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | You sound like my wife after she has too much and passes out on me. LOL " so slap me and F me" she says in the morning. My luck she wakes up in the middle and is pissed then I don't get any for a week. :) Remember don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things | ||||
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