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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: A Very Serious Question To All here, Life Or Death. | ||||
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 02-23-2001 @ 10:54 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | almost everyone has gone through this and it can be uncomfortable for some. But let me set the scene for what i'm talking about you're dating for a while and finally you're gonna get some and this is especially applied to when recieving oral. now you start to get that funny feeling in your legs and you get the tingly feelin and you know the banana juice is a comin..literally. So your either bangin this filthy animal from whatever position or this animal is twisting and sucking and your about 5 seconds away from spewing the dick snot everywhere and then comes the question before you come... where? where do you want it? i think dice put it best. "hey honey you ready for the gook? where do you want it, in your crack or on your back? In Your Eye or On The Thigh? In your snatch or down the hatch? come on pick something baby. So to the guys and gals what's goin on here? cause we gotta ask but what's the preference here? What is it? the breasts, ass, face, mouth, belly, the dogs eye, the cats furry booty i mean come on share.  Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all & gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer) | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 02-23-2001 @ 11:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | well, i came up for air once and got shot in the eye, it hurt, so, i'll say that's not the place. won't do that again (breathing i mean);) It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious!!! -- FNM An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo crxgirl@opieanthony.co | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 02-23-2001 @ 11:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Well there is just something nice about on the face, down the chin and dripping onto the funbags. If that bothers her, than on the back down the crack. I'm flexible.  It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| That Guy | posted on 02-23-2001 @ 11:04 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | My wife likes to keep it in a little tea cup by the bed so she can spread it on her english muffin in the morning. And no...I don't kiss her on the mouth after breakfast when I go to work. That would be disgusting. "Cry havoc...and let slip the dogs of war!" This message was edited by That Guy on 2-23-01 @ 11:07 PM | ||||
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| posted on 02-23-2001 @ 11:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00 | Hmmm...lets see if this thread doesn't get ugly on Earth 2 like it did on Earth.... I say, wherever the hell she wants, cause it's all the same to me... | ||||
| RookieCard Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 02-23-2001 @ 11:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I kind of like it when everything is all done and she looks like she belongs in a "Got Milk?" advertisement.
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 02-23-2001 @ 11:14 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Dan what do you mean? in bizarro world all is opposite. maybe here i will be "normal" and you will once again be funny. I agree with the eye thing that crx said i hate when i cum in my... i mean when i cum in a chicks eye and she gets all upset. uhh yeah thats the ticket. Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all & gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer) | ||||
| That Guy | posted on 02-23-2001 @ 11:22 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Gonzostyle That is chick as in female not as in poultry ....right? "Cry havoc...and let slip the dogs of war!" | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 02-23-2001 @ 11:25 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: well hey bro to each his own. I actually was reading about sexual disorders today and read an interesting column. Seems this is a widespread thing especially in hick towns. People who have sex with ducks. Before they cum they creak the ducks necks so when the duck convulses and tightens up it increases the pleasure of the orgasm. I forget what the call it but hey anythings worth a shot once. Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all & gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer) | ||||
| StayOutDaBushes | posted on 02-23-2001 @ 11:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Right in her mouth so you can do a snowball j/k. I think anywhere she wants it is cool E-Mail Me | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 12:27 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | bushes i agree but we need the ladies to explain what their preferences are as well. BTW nice sig pic. Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all & gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer) | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 12:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | ok, you want ladies' responses, chest is good, as long as i have time for a shower, and you miss the hair. or how about the floor next to the bed, as long as ya clean up after so i don't have to step in it It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious!!! -- FNM An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo crxgirl@opieanthony.co | ||||
| Inappropriate Belle | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 12:45 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Well...::looks suspiciously around for Upauaut::: I always prefer to swallow but pearl necklace is a close runner up. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 12:51 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: ::sniff sniff:: ::stands up and applaudes belle:: You are trully a good woman belle you are my idol. Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all & gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer) | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 1:35 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Gonzo, how can you ask for preferences, do you speak phillipino? " At the center of the planet, all souls will gather. There, I will ascend to Godhood" - Sephiroth E-Mail Me | ||||
| hornygoatweed23 I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 1:44 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | In my experience, it seems most women, unless they are fairly open-minded and willing to get down-and-dirty, either prefer it on the chest or in the ass-crack, depending on your positioning. I, personally, prefer to do it on the face assuming she is willing to take it there, but not to bite off Dan, I'll give it anywhere she likes it - in the end, its always a good feeling :) Theres nothing better than having sex with someone who is in-tune with what you enjoy to do as well - its like having the planets all in alignmen, hitting lotto, and having the day off from work all at once LOL - doesn't get much better than that.  "Groupsex - it does every-body good" Proudly Adopted by Doughboy This message was edited by hornygoatweed23 on 2-24-01 @ 1:51 AM | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 9:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | GonzoStyle My question is where can I get some Tuna Oil and a used pet cat? That usually solves the "where to blow a load" problem.   Mentor to Snakebite and Whoremoan Little Salad Tossers: Lloyd Dobler and Jake Ryan I have abducted Shot Girl as my newbie | ||||
| Matchbox20Money | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 9:25 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 01 | i'm with IB--i prefer to swallow--it makes everything so much easier and less messy. I think it's hot if it's on the chest, but PLEASE keep it away from my hair! UGH--is there any thing worse than running your hands through your hair and finding it sticky and matted? You knew that I was coming 'cause you heard my name But you don't know my game and never felt my pain... I did it without you..got a brand new team And there ain't no doubt...in my mind That I | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 9:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Child, bless your heart. BTW, nice sig " At the center of the planet, all souls will gather. There, I will ascend to Godhood" - Sephiroth "Hey are you "THE" white guy all the brother talk about?" - Vos E-Mail Me | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 10:54 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Okay here is my three part answer: 1. What's the point of giving a guy a bj if you don't swallow? I think that's the most erotic part of giving the bj. 2. There is nothing wrong in tasting muffin juice on the banana while swallowing the protein shot. Understand? 3. Okay I am bi so I had to add the third. There is also nothing wrong is swallowing the banana juice after it has been inside the other chick's muffin. Got it? The only time I would say swallowing is a bad idea is when the banana was in the chocolate factory. So either way, as a woman I would have to say chickies open that mouth that is so used to yapping, shut up for once and swallow the juice....it's so ummmmmmm ummmmmmm yummy  XoXoXoXo - Place the kisses where you wish This message was edited by njstrawberry on 2-24-01 @ 11:08 AM | ||||
| That Guy | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 12:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | To NJStraw We're not worthy. We're not worthy. We're not worthy. "Cry havoc...and let slip the dogs of war!" | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 1:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | You are the coolest woman I have ever known. God bless you. " At the center of the planet, all souls will gather. There, I will ascend to Godhood" - Sephiroth "Hey are you "THE" white guy all the brother talk about?" - Vos "If you download MP3's off the internet, we will hunt you down like dogs and fuck you till you're dead"- Nutty McShithead E-Mail Me | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 1:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | i knew i shouldnt have looked at this post.... WHATEVER BEN -----------------------------------------------------------------  THESKANKWHOHANGSUPTHEPHONE I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS! CUCKOO CUCKOO :::TEEN STALKER::: MY ANGELS/STALKERS IN TRAINING: deadchef, 6666, Vos | ||||
| KeeKee | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 1:47 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Covering Amy's eyes...poking out mine  | ||||
| Drunk Boy | posted on 02-24-2001 @ 1:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Now, that's funny!!! I wonder who gave you the idea??? | ||||
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