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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: I'm Sorry People It's Been Fun But It's Time To Say Goodbye.. | ||||
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 2:13 AM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | Yes people i've had a great time here and it's been lots of fun. But like everything in life there is a time to say goodbye to the fun and we must move on and take things elsewhere. I am sorry to do this but i must. Things have been really funny but it's over i have to do another one of my sick sex stories... what you didnt think i was leaving fucker, did ya? hahaha no it's been to nice around here so time for my sick shit to make it's return. This weeks topic is my mother's panties among others. We all know it's tough for me with my weird ways to actually enjoy regular masturbation so here are some cool ways to spice up your asexual experience with some handy household items that belong to your mommy or any other female of the house -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mom's drawer I like to masturbate by first stealing a pair of panties from my mom's drawer. A nice silky pair too. Then I like to put the panties on with nothing else on except for a bra that I also stole and a black teddy and a pair of pantyhose. Once I have all that on I lie flat on my stomach and make my fist into a ball and press it against my hard cock. As I'm doing that I take a candy cane and push it into my ass really hard, then I pull it out and lick all the shit off. Once I blow my load in the panties I take them off and lick the warm hot cum off while rubbing some on my face. Then I stick the cum covered skid marked fuckers back in her drawer and let her find them and that turns me on even more. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stained panties Take a pair of you sisters or mothers underwear and get a dildo and stick the dildo up your ass and then lick the panties (but make sure the are used either stained with blood or something else i dunno some yeast works) and then suck them as you whack off. It always works for me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I lick it all up I like to lay a pair of dirty wet panties on the carpet, the dirty side of the crotch facing up, then I lay down with the crotch just wide enough for my erect cock and rub up and down until I ejaculate. Then I lick it all up. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It tastes great! When I jack off, I like to have a pair of my sister's panties that she already wore to smell and lick. It taste great!! I also like to get a pair of her leather sandals and hump them. I find it very erotic to lick my feet and suck my toes while i jack off. Try it its great!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Care package I wear my grandmother's pantyhose and then get her big silk grandma panties. Don't forget the used panties to sniff. I place the clean panties on my hand as then begin to hump my hand. This is a very quick and powerful orgasm. Sometimes after I cum I go to sleep wake up and do it again. It is a great jack off and very pleasing. When I was away from her for a year at school I would have her send me the pantyhose she wore along with some panties...never cheated on her while I was there, but why should I when I could smell her scent and hump her hose everyday. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Old Skool Trade Mark This is my trademark way of instantly getting off and the best orgasm. I get a pair of my grandma's panties and i put on a granny porno and i rub peanut butter all over my chest nuts and cock then before hand i eat some mexican food and beans. Then i wait for the diarhea to build up and as i am jerking off i clinch up my ass cheeks and let the diarhea splash onto my balls and it's really warm and hot and adds so much pleasure and i immdiately cum. I then take my hand and wipe it on some wonder bread and have it with a glass of milk. Hope you put this to good use, it comes from years of knowlege and testing.  Have you come here for forgiveness Have you come to raise the dead Have you come here to play Jesus To the lepers in your head | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 2:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | oh, say it ain't so gonzo. well, do what you have to do, i hope everything works out well for you, you'll come back and visit us sometime won't ya. and on that note, i too must say goodbye. this board has become seriously detrimental to my health and well being, and alas, tomorrow i begin my job search, for real. i will check in occasionally but not as i used to. probably i'll only come visit 2-3 times daily instead of 5-6. ah hell who am i kidding, what a crock of shit eh ;) i must say i wonder about you sometimes dude :)  It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious!!! -- FNM An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo crxgirl@opieanthony.co | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 2:51 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: well that is my mission in life to keep people freaked out and wondering. Have you come here for forgiveness Have you come to raise the dead Have you come here to play Jesus To the lepers in your head | ||||
| FoundryMusicMatt | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 3:02 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Panties? Don't you mean underpants?  Now taking Applications... AIM- OldSenileGuy | ||||
| ClusterF | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 7:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I must say that the time has come for me to go as well.......... TO THE BATHROOM! Yes, I've had a blast while I was here, but I aint gettin' any lighter. And those bean burritos have been burning and churning in my tummy all night long. I will post from time to time and check in on you guys while I am away, provided I can get some wireless thing happening in the crapper. As the great Freddie Mercury once said "Goodbye, everybody... I've got to go". Well ya know what Mr Queen? I gotta 'go' too. BADDDDD! That sheds a whole new light on the song. I see a little sillhouetto of a turd, gotta poo gotta poo gonna take a big crap-oh. Thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening me... Gotta pee-a gotta pee-a let it go.
Adopted Dilloner in training: Toadie (w/room still for another)AIM CHRIS052076 | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 7:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I kept reading on, waiting to read sonething really sick, in the true Gonzo style. And then, finaly you hit the sick part. Only a sick, twisted f like you could know that granny porno even existed. Thanks for restoring my faith in you Gonzo. All this mainstream normal masturbation stuff had me worried there for a minute.   o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| Dan | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 7:59 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00 | Even though I was seriously let down, I have to say that the few seconds of elation from when I read the subject line to when I read the thread were enough to brighten up my whole day... Thanks gonzo... ;) Adopted Newbie: Lloyd Dobler | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 8:36 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Gonzo, That is some funny shit!! Best laugh I've had in weeks... I think you're gonna have to suck it!  capnfudge@opieanthony.com | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 8:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Gozno, you are one of the sickest and funniest persons I have met on this board. It's a good thing I was home when I read this. Is this just another one of those posts to mock the others that have posted this? It would be horrible to see you go. It seems this board "retires" people way too early! My first adoptee: Inappropriate Belle My second adoptee: King F-Tard   GRRRRRR! E-Mail Me This message was edited by Ronreddog on 3-22-01 @ 9:25 AM | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 8:49 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Dick | ||||
| weinie | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:06 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Its over Johnnie. | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:19 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: Hey Gilligan, that name is reserved for Fez. Get it right next time  Is that Magus in the bushes with Raven again? FU Buttmunch "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:42 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Dammit Gonzo. If you leave, how will we fill our daily quota of pedofiliatic fun ! Dont do that again dude, LMAO   "Jenova is the beginning and the End, she is both life and Death."-Sephiroth "Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos Have any anime questions? E-Mail Me or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182 Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters  | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 10:10 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Gonzo, you didn't fool me for a minute. Where else could you do the sick, twisted shit you do here without winding up in Bellevue?  Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry! | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 10:20 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: ::Yawn:: Been there done that ;) Nice job  See My Sig Pics! If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com Currently I've adopted....No one! | ||||
| That Guy | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 10:22 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Buttmunch is right Gonzo. Repeat after me. "I've got nowhere else to go .....I've got nowhere else to go." "Cry havoc...and let slip the dogs of war!" | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 11:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | GonzoStyle, I can't believe what I just read! Please tell me this is a pre-April Fools joke. Well if you must go; Thank You For Everything!  My Adopted Newbie: itsoverjohnny - Who has ran away from the shelter. Has anybody seen him? This message was edited by Joey BigArms on 3-22-01 @ 1:03 PM | ||||
| ClusterF | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 12:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Joey, you didn't do too well on the Enlish reading comprehension parts of standardized tests, did ya?
Adopted Dilloner in training: Toadie (w/room still for another)AIM CHRIS052076 | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 1:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Joey, you didn't do too well on the Enlish reading comprehension parts of standardized tests, did ya? Actually no and it kind of looks like you didn’t either. ClusterF, just eff'in around. My Adopted Newbie: itsoverjohnny - Who has ran away from the shelter. Has anybody seen him? | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 1:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | From threads like these you can tell who actually reads the whole post and who is too lazy to read a simple fucking couple of lines, they only have the brain capacity to handle reading the topic :)  | ||||
| Raven | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 2:21 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | FEZ -------------- DICK MY adopted Newbie is :no one -- now looking to form a "Flock" | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 4:50 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | who me leave? no way where the fuck else am i gonna find a community of people who enjoy stuff like i do? I am not retiring because i have not even hit my peak yet. This is nothing hehehe wait till i get really outrageous. Have you come here for forgiveness Have you come to raise the dead Have you come here to play Jesus To the lepers in your head | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 5:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: You mean the Philipino Boys? Maybe NAMBLA has a message board too..  "Jenova is the beginning and the End, she is both life and Death."-Sephiroth "Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos Have any anime questions? E-Mail Me or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182 Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 6:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: You didnt know GS is the King Shit there!!!  | ||||
| geedagreek | posted on 03-22-2001 @ 6:35 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | uh, thanks gonz for , uh, sharing that..... im glad youre not leavin tho, where else can i look at little filipino boys licking a blue freaks shmeckel.... official drunk driver of the fuck truck.... | ||||
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