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TeenWeek
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posted on 03-22-2001 @ 11:44 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
The Most Powerful Word

Well, shit...
Shit may just be the most powerful word in the
English language.

You can be shit faced,
shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.

With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit
or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit and die.

Some people know their shit while others can't
tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
and sweet shits.

There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.

You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot shit,
or duck when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself
up a shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch
turns to shit
and other times you swim
in a lake of shit
and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along,
if you give a shit.


Teens, making the world a better place to live in.
DerekNJ
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 11:47 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
This just doesn't compare to the "Fuck" sound clip. Try again.




"Only one man would DARE
give me the raspberry."

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 11:50 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Be more original.

TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 11:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Someone e-mailed it to me jackasses. I posted it here because it was very similar to the f word that they run all of the time.

Teens, making the world a better place to live in.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-22-2001 @ 11:53 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
uh how about banning, thats a powerful word too, HHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH just kidding man :)



My job requires
mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at
least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off
while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell-Lester Burnham


DerekNJ
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 11:57 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Someone emailed me a chain letter that said if I send it to 50 people I get a free trip to DisneyWorld.. cause ya know, they can track that kinda stuff. I guess I'll have to post it up here cause its just so god damn funny-




"Only one man would DARE
give me the raspberry."

TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 12:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
You guys really are great. Derek, very funny. I thought it was appropriate because O&A play the word fuck commercial a lot. This was a different version on it. I also put it in Off Topic. If it was in General Discussion than I deserve to be ripped.



Teens, making the world a better place to live in.
Sloatsburgh
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 12:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
You though and you had though wrong.

Maynard was correct: Be more original. If you didn't create it, don't post it. This is nothing more than someone's shitty answer to the Fucking bit that has been around for decades.



"I use you for good board
I'm not your friend"


Guided by Dryblood.
Grumpy
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posted on 03-22-2001 @ 12:16 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00

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TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 12:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
My bad. A mod can delete it if they want to.


Teens, making the world a better place to live in.
hornygoatweed23
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 12:50 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
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Grumpy....pure f'n genius......


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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 12:53 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
I think this thread is an abortion gone awry.

Mayor Menino
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 12:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

My bad. A mod can delete it if they want to.

I'm sure they need your permission

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-22-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
thanx man, i appreciate you letting me delete it if i want. you are too good to us mods. i think todays word of the day should be gracious, because you my friend are just that



My job requires
mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at
least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off
while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell-Lester Burnham


zootybang
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
This is EXACTLY why i go out of my way not to screw up.You guys are fuckin' brutal!I also like the way some of the members were gracious enough to let the mods ban them.Thats so polite.


God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

"One time,i ate my neighbor's shit"

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FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Damn, I thought Angel Amy got a new name...

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

Logic-in-training: DJPumaNYC - he hasn't asked me a damn thing past the first day so graduation may not happen...
TJHCANOEDRIVER
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Good one Teen.. Nicey Nice




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