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hangupthephoneuSKANK	posted on 03-29-2001 @ 11:17 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I got this out of AOL, I don't know the answers for it, I got two right answers out of 5 questions, good luck, hehe. 1. Which of the following is known as 'the other white meat'? Possum Squirrel Lard Pork 2. Your ideal mate has: A clean double-wide and a steady job at the Piggly Wiggly A Volvo and an MBA from Harvard An El Camino with an Astroturf bed liner All 32 teeth 3. Which of the following bands rocked the hardest? Lynyrd Skynyrd Van Halen (with Roth) Molly Hatchet Van Halen (with Hagar) 4. Which of the following actresses is the hottest? Christina Applegate Catherine Bach Anna Nicole Smith Meryl Streep 5. BONUS: Which of the following actresses starred on the TV show 'Hee Haw Honeys'? Kathie Lee Gifford Barbi Benton Lonnie Anderson Dolly Parton Your score: 2 out of 5. 5 Points: Your collar might be white, but your neck is RED. See ya at the tractor pull, Bubba. 3-4 Points: Almost! Take two Moon Pies with an RC Cola and try again later. 0-2 Points: Not even close, Cletus. SO SSSHHHHHHH!!! "Ask not... what a MOD can do for you.... ...Ask what YOU can do for this board!"

ClusterF	posted on 03-29-2001 @ 11:26 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	I have some trivia too...... Adopted Dilloners in training: Currently none - AIM CHRIS052076 Proud former mentor of the bestest newbie ever: Toadie This message was edited by ClusterF on 3-29-01 @ 11:26 PM

Mayor Menino	posted on 03-29-2001 @ 11:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	sorry but even vets deserve one once in a while
Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 03-29-2001 @ 11:37 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	I love how creative these are getting ~Matt/Froy from Jersey Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.

hangupthephoneuSKANK	posted on 03-29-2001 @ 11:37 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	GOOD ONE CLUSTERF....:), I bet you had that one waiting for the chance to post it. well, you got it. SO SSSHHHHHHH!!! "Ask not... what a MOD can do for you.... ...Ask what YOU can do for this board!"

ClusterF	posted on 03-29-2001 @ 11:39 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	time to bring this one out of retirement Adopted Dilloners in training: Currently none - AIM CHRIS052076 Proud former mentor of the bestest newbie ever: Toadie This message was edited by ClusterF on 3-29-01 @ 11:39 PM

Kid Afrika	posted on 03-29-2001 @ 11:43 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Ladies and gentlemen, Skank's entry for the dumbest thread of all time... I wonder how you would react if you was in my shoes You'd probably shit your tightest draws cuz I got a solid fuse So what do you really wanna do when I get militant Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one, yeah

hangupthephoneuSKANK	posted on 03-29-2001 @ 11:45 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	See what happens when you try to post half asleep... You get hit with the barrel over the fuckin' head that's what happens... bring it on people. SO SSSHHHHHHH!!! "Ask not... what a MOD can do for you.... ...Ask what YOU can do for this board!"

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 03-29-2001 @ 11:46 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	You might be a redneck if you make posts like this... ~Matt/Froy from Jersey Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.

ClusterF	posted on 03-29-2001 @ 11:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Skank.... you are infamous for being a thread killer, however this time I think you killed your own. Analgous to thread suicide. lol. Adopted Dilloners in training: Currently none - AIM CHRIS052076 Proud former mentor of the bestest newbie ever: Toadie This message was edited by ClusterF on 3-29-01 @ 11:49 PM

Kid Afrika	posted on 03-29-2001 @ 11:49 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	OMG Cluster, you are a funny dude sometimes. ROFLMMFYBOSFA :D :D :D :D :D I wonder how you would react if you was in my shoes You'd probably shit your tightest draws cuz I got a solid fuse So what do you really wanna do when I get militant Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one, yeah

Mayor Menino	posted on 03-29-2001 @ 11:51 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	cluster, how long have you been waiting for someone to F up so you can use all these great dillons
ClusterF	posted on 03-29-2001 @ 11:53 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	I got em stocked up..... I've been a pain in skank's ass for a while with these things... it's all in good fun... I'm just effin' around. Adopted Dilloners in training: Currently none - AIM CHRIS052076 Proud former mentor of the bestest newbie ever: Toadie This message was edited by ClusterF on 3-29-01 @ 11:55 PM

hangupthephoneuSKANK	posted on 03-29-2001 @ 11:53 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I think you ment to post YOUR VERSION of these sigs... yes it's all in good fun... leave my sigs alone would ya?? haha ...GOOD NIGHT FUCKERS! SO SSSHHHHHHH!!! "Ask not... what a MOD can do for you.... ...Ask what YOU can do for this board!" This message was edited by hangupthephoneuSKANK on 3-30-01 @ 12:05 AM

ClusterF	posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:13 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Ok... last one... I swear. Hey skank, when you loaded up AOL to get this stuff, did you happen to hear this? Open me Visit this Website Adopted Dilloners in training: Currently none - AIM CHRIS052076 Proud former mentor of the bestest newbie ever: Toadie This message was edited by ClusterF on 3-30-01 @ 12:18 AM

FollowThisLogic Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan.	posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:22 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Holy shit, Cluster. You've got Dillon.... now THAT is funny shit. Me droogies: Two positions currently available.

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:37 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	cluster, you seriously have too much fucking time on your hands :) keep up the good work:) Destiny's powerful hand has made the bed of my future, and it's up to me to lie in it. I am destined to be a superhero. To right wrongs, and to pound two-fisted justice into the hearts of evildoers everywhere. And you don't fight destiny! No sir! And, you don't eat crackers in the bed of your future, or you get all... scratchy

fatty chopped meat	posted on 03-30-2001 @ 1:10 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Analgous to thread suicide. DAMNIT CLUSTERF .... you stole the f-ing show dude.......LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this has to be one of the funniest threads i have seen is a long time > thanks skank for being a dillon and thanks clusterf for dillioning the dillon to death >>> lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao formerly adopted by OPAK

WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.	posted on 03-30-2001 @ 8:34 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00	baby, did u think u would be able to post this without getting tooled on i think im rubbing off on you STOP hehe you know i love you hey cluster f why dont you come out to the next board party and i kick your ass a little WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------------------------- THESKANKWHOHANGSUPTHEPHONE I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS! CUCKOO CUCKOO :::TEEN STALKER::: 1 more of the gang to go, guess who that is "The best lessons in life are also the most painful" i need something new to write here This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 3-30-01 @ 8:36 AM

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 03-30-2001 @ 9:21 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry! Today is the birthday of Maimonides (Moses Ben Maimon) 1135, from CÃ²rodoba, Spain, philosopher/physician .

MaynardGKrebs	posted on 03-30-2001 @ 9:36 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	[TOG]I just spit coffee all over my monitor when I heard that wav.[/TOG]

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