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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Why I Love My Vibrator
tankGrrl24
posted on 04-01-2001 @ 6:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Vibrators are a girls best friend. Guys take it from me we enjoy them, will not be denied them, and Like to share them in the bedroom. Nothing is hotter than when a guy loves to take our magical little friend and rub it all over our bodies. Its a sure fire way to make a girl Have the big "O" without even touching her.I mean think about it , imagine having a hummer available 24 -7 at any time you wanted. You dont even have to tell it what you like it just does it. Thats how I feel about my vibrator. Its my best friend and my lover,and the only time it breaks a date with me is when its batteries die.;)
Love you all,
tankGrrl24


HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)
posted on 04-01-2001 @ 7:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
hello?....helloo?..(tap tap) is this thing on?...
this one prefers a vibrator over a guy? Someone call Jamaican Mike...
tank, being blatantly slutty can get annoying...next time you decide to post a thread, use the logic i learned,"picture this board like a club or bar, would you stand up in the club or bar and say,'i love my vibrator!'?, thas wut postin a thread is like, your shoutin out to the whole bar/club"



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posted on 04-01-2001 @ 7:47 PM      
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Shut up HCD, don't rooooon it!!!


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posted on 04-01-2001 @ 7:48 PM      
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Hey I love my Pearl Panther as much as the next girl, but nothing beats a guy...guys can multitask...LOL


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posted on 04-01-2001 @ 7:52 PM      
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Grkqt, tell us more about this multitasking you speak of...

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posted on 04-01-2001 @ 7:52 PM      
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quote:

guys can multitask

Damn straight - Never heard it put quite that way before either!


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GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 04-01-2001 @ 7:53 PM      
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well a guy can work the upper and lower regions of my body at the same time, while the vibrator cannot ;-)


"What are we going to do about this?
"OA.com Where the men become boys and the women are play toys"

knock411
posted on 04-01-2001 @ 8:01 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hi wanna meet lol.

SLASH
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STRIKE 3
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posted on 04-01-2001 @ 8:02 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
That was a very clinical answer, Grkqt. To be honest, I feel a bit let down :)

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menudointhemorning
posted on 04-01-2001 @ 8:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Yo, Hardcore. When a girl wants to talk about her vibrator and how she likes to get the Big "O". Thats a good thing. So........shhhhhhhh.

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posted on 04-01-2001 @ 8:58 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Grkqt, you have 2 (TWO!) hands right? Buy the Pearl Panther a friend and that would solve the upper and lower at the same time problem.. Now for the detailed answer to slash's question?


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posted on 04-01-2001 @ 9:03 PM      
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can we please have a little respect for the ladies of this board? this isnt a porno message board guys. i mean really, are the ladies asking you about sticking your dicks in holes in the wall to get off? didnt think so. wanna get off? buy a porno. thanx



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HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)
posted on 04-01-2001 @ 9:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
ok ok...i guess i wuz a bit hasty, but wut if shes like 4'3" 300lbs or 7'6" 98lbs...ya still want her to talk about gettin off? NO, itz a whole nother' story then



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posted on 04-01-2001 @ 9:18 PM      
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Tankgrrl, can your vibrator mow the lawn, program the vcr or take out the trash?
Answer is no it can't. So, in conlusion, it's not all that and a bag of chips, with two TWO, twinkies and a tampon with a plastic applicator.
But hey, to each his own.

SUCK
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MY
Keep fighting until I'm done
DICK
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And you can all go fuck yourselves!







fatty chopped meat
posted on 04-01-2001 @ 11:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
allow me to say that this newbie post is the best i have ever seen. not only is it in the right place, but its is a great f-ing topic.



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Inappropriate Belle
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 12:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
It depends on your mood, doesn't it? Sometimes you want the toy, sometimes you want the boy.

GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 12:21 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
lol lol Well put IB well put!


"What are we going to do about this?
"OA.com Where the men become boys and the women are play toys"

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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 12:39 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
It's not that these threads aren't hot... just that they're a pointless cry for attention.

QT made a great call going for the thread save... talking about multitasking.... holy crap...

I was thinking along the lines of HCD, though.... we don't know... this girl could be big with such a yell for attention.... but then again, it's impossible to tell.

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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 12:44 AM      
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quote:

Sometimes you want the toy, sometimes you want the boy


But don't some women consider men to be the toy as well??


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Metalfan
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 8:10 AM      
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quote:

But don't some women consider men to be the toy as well??


I guess we just need the goat weed instead of a few "D" batteries....LOL

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tankGrrl24
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 6:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Actually for all those who are Pondering I did this for a goof and no I am not living alone.
1:I Am A Woman first and foremost.
2:I Am 5'3" 115 Long Auburn hair So I m petite and slender with a great ass
3:I Love men as much as the next
4:I Particularly just felt like actually posting a TOPIC Worth Reading.
To sum it up: A certain part of the repressed sexuals in the world can't handle blatant honesty but then again you are also the same people who listen to Britney Fing Spears,While Wacking off to the Stuck together pages of the Swimsuit Edition, Still live at home with Mommy and or Daddy and have a cat named snowball.While locking the doors to make sure your little Sister or Brother don't come barging in before you finish.

PS: I AM THE ONE SCREAMING IN THE BAR THAT I LOVE MY VIBRATOR
It's not like i'm making porn with it for all to see;)

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 04-02-2001 @ 7:40 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Thank you for the visual, don't feel intimated, perhaps you shouuld seek adoption.


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bluetarp
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 8:13 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Creating visuals like that tankgrrrl, you can talk about your vibrater alllllll night long!


Some people think I am a psycho, others know it!
candy girl
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 10:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
boys are my toys but when boys arent around then i have my vibrator which i love... or my boy will use the toy on me..... but never will a toy replace a boy for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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hornygoatweed23
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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 10:17 PM      
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that reads liks a poem CG! nice sig by the way :)

There's nothing finer than a woman who knows how to use one on herself (in my book) - great way to get things "started", if you know what I mean.


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