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GonzoStyle
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 4:53 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Ever get really wild and wicked while you're banging and it gets ruined cause you get caught by someone like a parent or a friend or roomate? And you can't get over it cause the nightmares are too much.

Mine is pretty embarassing but the nightmares have faded a bit so i can share.

I figured this animal i was doing would do anything so i figured to ease her into the anal i should introduce it gently. So it got really wicked when we put an eclair in her ass and i started to eat the end that was stciking out. But unfortunatly my mom got off work early and i forgot to lock the door. And she walks in on me with chocolate stains on my lip and my in this girls ass and god forbid what she thought. Probably thought they were skid mark stains.

Ok i think i shared way too much here today, so since i doubt it can get sicker feel free too share. But let's post truth's here don't post any BS to try and top the other's.

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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:16 PM      
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I was busted whacking off to an FU Thread :)

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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:18 PM      
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quote:

I was busted whacking off to an FU Thread


its better than being busted whacking off to nascar. ;)


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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:18 PM      
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Nothing incredible. Got caught by my parents while with my girlfriend. Christ, was the next Christmas together with her family fucking awkward.



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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:19 PM      
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quote:

I was busted whacking off to an FU Thread


Good god, and I felt stupid for doing the same thing to a Tech Support Thread. I have problems.


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CacaSmooches
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:24 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
No joke, This is for real- so I don't want to hear, "ur full of shit man". When I was younger, at my second job, this manager lady I didn't like- she was always busting my balls. Anyway, I went to break room fridge, took her sandwich(I knew it was hers bc/ she labeled all her shit) and I started masturbating on it till I came on her sandwich, any way as I was walking out of the bathroom w/ it(still hidden in my vest) back towards the fridge, as I was about to put it in, my manager saw me w/ the sandwich in my hand, and she asked what I wass doing, so I told her I was just moving it out of the way so I could find my Gatorade bottle. She said it was ok, went to the table opened the sandwich wrapping, and took a big f'ng bite... I was in shock, even I was horrified over my own disguting actions, but then I realized how much of a cunt she was to me and walked away trying to contain the laughter.

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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:28 PM      
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I was busted whacking off to Gonzo's sig pic.



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GonzoStyle
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:33 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I was busted whacking off to Gonzo's sig pic.



ooh i can just picture those big arms of yours got am i hot now....touch my schmekel!!!!

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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:59 PM      
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quote:

I figured this animal i was doing would do anything

Was this one of your sheep?


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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 6:03 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I was busted whacking off to Gonzo's sig
pic.


ME TOO!!!!

Gee Gonzostyle are you slipping...that was kind of
mild.


menudointhemorning
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 6:10 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I was busted by a 6 year old kid who was over the house while my girlfriend was just about to get a mouthfull after giving me a BJ. The little fucker just opened the door and stood there,and his mom came and pulled him away.Wow thats embarrasing.

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