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Bartman
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:31 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
What the hell are these chinks doing there locking up the crew of the US survaliance plane bye themselves, wont let us talk to them and are now on the plane illegally looking at our top secret equipment. They have broken numerous international laws. There where women on the crew as well... The chinese should just return the plane and its crew. If they dont we should go in by force and take back the plane and crew.

Down to the Chinese lets hear what all you out there have to say


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Arthur Dent
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:36 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Yeah, because invading a sovereign nation with a strike force won't lead to all out war. And the military has contigency plans for this kind of thing. (Just talk to AFDude. The AF stand for Air Force.)

All the electronics on that plane are tamper proof. It'll take 'em days to find a way to open up the brains and memory of the equipment without triggering a self destruct. Before that can happen, the US and the UN can force a PEACEFUL end to this without causing WWIII.



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CacaSmooches
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:36 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Ching-chang-ching-chang-chong!

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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
We should just pay them off with photo equipment and film...chinks love that!

Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:43 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Down to the Chinese



I don't get it. Are we going to China Town?


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Bartman
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:44 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Arthur it is not even known if the crew had time to active everything so the equipment was safe apparently the chinks boarded the plane really quickly and forced the crew off


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DaYellowJuandasun
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 6:07 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
i believe they were only on the plane because there was some laundry to do.

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PVT.SNOWBALL
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 6:17 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
The longer this plays out , the worse it makes the Chinese look. It's pretty safe to assume that the crew was able to activate certain fail safe systems before they even landed. If not ...we could have lost some really cool top secret shit to Mao Tse Tung worshipping commies.



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FukMeBoobs
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 6:38 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Everybody was kung-foo fighting...di di di di di di di di....oops sorry had to contribute my lame ass post to this lame ass thread

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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 6:45 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
You evil imperialist americans and will get yours in the end. Marxism will conquer the world. We were already everywhere. We just went into a hibernation. Wait did I say that out loud. No Ive compromised the worldwide communist invasion.



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bluetarp
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 7:08 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Uh, huh huh. Commies suck big smelly hairy fromunda cheese coated moosecock in hell!


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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 7:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

They have broken numerous international laws.

[sarcasm]I guess killing their own citizens at Tienamen Square emboldened them, huh? Never would have suspected that all that saber rattling over Taiwan would lead to an accidental act of aggression against the U.S.[/sarcasm]

quote:

You evil imperialist americans and will get yours in the end. Marxism will conquer the world. We were already everywhere. We just went into a hibernation.


Not too far from the truth: however without a blue water navy (in the works) and a better ICBM program (also in the works), China is merely a regional stablility problem. The danger is there, but it is not around the corner.
Besides, if the Russian Federation is your idea of hibernation, that sleep will leave them a lot more than groggy. So go back to jacking off on that picture of Che' you seem to love so much, the revolution is quite a ways away.


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Boston Fan
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 7:16 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
First of all, the Chinese dont give a flying fuck how they look. Remember how China stole our nuclear sucrets, remember the reports of cruelty there? Now a plane with all the information they were trying to get has suddenly landed on their soil. I'm sure they're feeling really guilty now for having something that isnt theirs. They must be dying to return the plane and all that information!

We will never get the plane back, and with enough time they will get all the fucking secrets in there.

Nevermind the fact that their in there now torturing the airman, those fuckin commie bastards!!



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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 7:28 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Down to the Commies!!11


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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 7:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I don't get it. We were spying on them, and yet we're bitching about them stealing our secrets? Remember Julius and Ethel Rosenburg, who were spying on the US? They were killed. I forgot the guys name, but in the late eighties he was convicted of selling secrets to the Russians. His punishment? Life in jail. And we're expecting the Chineese to give them back just cause we're asking? Thats BS.


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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 7:39 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Uh isdononthephone I hope you did notice I was being sarcastic. Marxism is great on paper but it doesn't work in real life. It just ends up becoming state capitalism. And the idea that the state will wither away and there will be a stateless, classless society is absolutely moronic. Now before attacking me try reading between the lines :).



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Boston Fan
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 8:02 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Uh...Fez, you may have forgot this but were the good guys, and their the bad guys. So play accordingly will you...

We are better than them, so naturally they are at our mercy (or should be).



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Bumpkinhead
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 8:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
You know what blows? I gotta work with these slant eyes tomorrow. I work at JFK. It's a japanese company, but there are 7 chinese guys in the export department (my department). I don't know the full story. I will have to read up on it. I have always thought that chinks had a plan to take over america. You know why? Because mexicans live right beneath us, so it makes sense for them to migrate here. But chinks live thousands of miles away, Why the fuck do they come here to migrate. They are going to try to take us over. Beware my friends. Sorry i just go off on these conspiracy theories. I think they are scheming motherfuckers. Let my people(cameron...haha)go!




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