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Doc Smith
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posted on 04-08-2001 @ 1:38 AM      
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Unless it's an SUV, isn't that kind of cramped to be boofing a baby in a car?

Sephiroth
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 1:39 AM      
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quote:

Unless it's an SUV, isn't that kind of cramped to be boofing a baby in a car?



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posted on 04-08-2001 @ 1:40 AM      
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If it's a Suburban or an excursion it's pretty easy...oh shit wait I meant damn, it wasen't me it was Pedro Guerro!!

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GonzoStyle
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 1:42 AM      
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quote:

I thought you were only into 6-year old flip boys!!LMMFSSSSAO!!



no 6 is just my age limit because i couldnt stand the sound of bones breaking plus then it turns into banging a limp dead kid. Kinda like fucking an inflatible chick and the air runs out.

Plus with kids their skulls are still soft and you can stick it all the way in and make them look like cone heads.

SUV fuck that, because you guys are used to banging chicks in cars. With a kid you can stick em on and still be able to drive.


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TFEC
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posted on 04-08-2001 @ 1:45 AM      
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So I guess you like bangin pregnant chicks so you can get a hummer at the same time huh!!LOLOL

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GonzoStyle
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 1:50 AM      
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quote:

So I guess you like bangin pregnant chicks so you can get a hummer at the same time huh!!LOLOL



damn straigh and maybe then i can get the kid tangled up and then bang the aborted fetus.


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posted on 04-08-2001 @ 1:52 AM      
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and put a couple of mushrooms prints on it's forehead at the same time!!LMAO

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The Brain
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posted on 04-08-2001 @ 1:59 AM      
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This thread has officially (excuse me, un-officially) taken one hell of a f---ed up turn... can we steer away from banging living and/or dead fetuses?

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GonzoStyle
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 1:59 AM      
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with an aborted fetus who can tell beyond the blood and parts everywhere? i just roll it up into a ball and hump it.

blood makes for great lubrication.


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posted on 04-08-2001 @ 2:03 AM      
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I beginning to think that in Gonzo's case NAMBLA rejected him for fear he'd take over and there wouldn't be enough young boys to go around...

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GonzoStyle
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 2:06 AM      
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quote:

I beginning to think that in Gonzo's case NAMBLA rejected him for fear he'd take over and there wouldn't be enough young boys to go around...



i just didnt like the 35 bucks i had to pay in dues. if i wanted to pay for sex i'd continue buying kids through the black market.


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posted on 04-08-2001 @ 2:06 AM      
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quote:

with an aborted fetus who can tell beyond the blood and parts everywhere? i just roll it up into a ball and hump it.

blood makes for great lubrication


Thanks I just puked all over my keyboard, and no you can't have the big chunks!!!LMAO

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The Brain
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posted on 04-08-2001 @ 2:08 AM      
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Gonzo, feel free to have Kinko's print this out as a bumper-sticker for you:

quote:

Yeah, she's only 6 months, but she's got the body of a kindergartener


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The Brain
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posted on 04-08-2001 @ 2:11 AM      
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quote:

Thanks I just puked all over my keyboard, and no you can't have the big chunks!!!

Betcha if we gutted TFEC right now, the little Kitner boy would go spilling out all over the dock...
Then (ewwwwwwwwwww) Gonzo would start humping the body... :-(

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TFEC
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posted on 04-08-2001 @ 2:14 AM      
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7 o'clock TFEC comes rollin in.....

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GonzoStyle
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 2:18 AM      
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quote:

Betcha if we gutted TFEC right now, the little Kitner boy would go spilling out all over the dock...
Then (ewwwwwwwwwww) Gonzo would start humping the body...



why Mayor Brain do you wanna hump TFEC?


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posted on 04-08-2001 @ 2:20 AM      
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"and if I were gay I would give you my whole....being, and if I were gay we would ter down the walls, but I'm not gay so won't you stop cupping my....hand"

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posted on 04-08-2001 @ 9:43 AM      
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Before this thread gets any fucking sicker....

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This message was edited by HummerLovin on 4-8-01 @ 9:44 AM
usofar
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
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quote:

Die. Screaming.



Is there a picture of O.J. on this bumper sticker?

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zootybang
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 10:31 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
It' not exactly a bumper sticker,but i saw a van on rt 110 with a cats tail and leg sticking out of the rear wheel well of a beat up van,and the guy had blood painted in streaks coming out.Laughed my ass off.
Hey gonzo,i'd ease up on the pedophelia.If the FBI gets wind of your posts,they'll haul you away for kiddie porn;)




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posted on 04-08-2001 @ 11:52 AM      
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quote:

Thanks I just puked all over my keyboard, and no you can't have the big chunks!!!LMAO


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posted on 04-08-2001 @ 12:23 PM      
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posted on 04-10-2001 @ 3:12 PM      
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Just saw this one today....
"Porn.....Its cheaper then dating"

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posted on 04-10-2001 @ 3:19 PM      
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posted on 04-10-2001 @ 3:34 PM      
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We would like to inject a little non sick bumper sticka

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