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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Opieanthony.com's Day-long picnic outing


With the constant hostility between board members , board admins felt somthing had to be done. They all realized that board get-to-gethers were often quite popular, and brought people together. However, the admins felt that somthing different was in order. There had been pool tourneys, bangings, public bannings, and just plain 'ol parties.

After hours of thinking, toiling, and watching professional croquet on ESPN 2, they finally came up with a gem: A day-long board picnic! For the first time, board members would be able to bring their families/significant others/hostages/'young lovers' to a board get-to-gether.

One thing led to another and the board was about to hold it's first ever Board picnic. Things were going great. All the mods showed up (All in their sunday best), nearly 200 members were showing up, and Magus had prepared his very special Raven Chowder. Before the festivities started, the mods took part in some "Team building exercises," Which included: "Blind Folded banning," and some other more common exercises such as: "Three legged thread editing."




One by one, board members started showing up. Such dignitaries included: Grumpy (Accompanied by his lovely wife and chlid),



CriticsLoveSnatch, BrokenJaw, Fn Moron, Rookie, Tequilla, JustJon, WNEW's Girl, Kingpin, Ronreddog showed up with his wife,



and even I showed up, decked out in my usual attire...



Board members with young children were not to be afraid. Gonzostyle was nice enough to take on the task of managing the day care center.



Things were going great, jokes were being exchanged, drinks were being drunk, souls were being sold, but things got even better when Froy stood up and announced that the softball game would be taking place. As expected, almost everyone rushed to the field.



After the game was over (which was won by Joey Bigarms using his massively large arms to make a diving catch in the final inning), and the participants were sittin around chatting, everyone was stunned to see Lord Magus driving up in his famed "Fagmobile." As he jumped out of the car, with a big grin on his face, everyone scurried around the car, looking in and gawking and it's amazing capabilities.



The rest of the day was spent doing smaller activates such as :The Best Knock411 joke contest, and Buttmunch's story telling time, in which he would tell the audience of great salad-tossing experiences. Other activites included: Hide and go fuck yourself, Where's the Movie Forum? The always popular Capture the Fag (won by who else but 500PostKing), and finally a rousing game of Name that Newbie.

The day was over, parents collected their bruised and battered children, everyone said their goodbyes, and the day was over. Finally, it was just the mods, left with the daunting task of cleaning up the aborted fetuses, feces, and urine samples, all of which would be auctioned off at the board auction...





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Sephiroth
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 3:54 PM      
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Holy shit, i dont think i have ever laughed this hard. Gret Job Fez.

BTW, cant wait for next years !



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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 3:56 PM      
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As usual great job fez.



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GonzoStyle
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 3:59 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Bra-fuckin-vo fezzy that has to be post of the month lmmfaowsfjj that is priceless my friend. Well done is all i can say i may even take away one of your strikes just for that.


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Have you come to raise the dead
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imapervert
I want my two dollars!
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 4:01 PM      
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How come nobody invited me?

Get your mouse of my sig pic!!
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 4:01 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
And to think I missed out on all the activities, because I videotaping a kiddie snuff film for Gonz-- I mean, I was tied up in traffic...

"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 4:03 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

i may even take away one of your strikes just for that.



I thought you liked it! ;)


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TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 4:03 PM      
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Nice one Fez!!! Heh heh

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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 4:07 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Imapervert asked:
How come nobody invited me?

Because Gonzo doesn't like competition...

"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

This message was edited by The Brain on 4-8-01 @ 4:09 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 4:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
ooh that's right fezzy i forget about you sometimes. I am giving you an extra 10 strikes to try and reach BM's record on strikes.

All hail the king of sig pics and cut and paste.....no gooch sit down i mean fez.


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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 4:23 PM      
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quote:

ooh that's right fezzy i forget about you sometimes. I am giving you an extra 10 strikes to try and reach BM's record on strikes.



Just another 1,000 or so...


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white shorts
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 4:25 PM      
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great job fez, that was hilarious. LMMFAO


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posted on 04-08-2001 @ 4:34 PM      
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Funny, Fez, very funny... Dick.

SUCK
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Keep fighting until I'm done
DICK
I have a right to be myself,
And you can all go fuck yourselves!







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posted on 04-08-2001 @ 4:45 PM      
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ROTFFLMGDBO.... Fez... Bra-fugggin-Vo!!! You have an eye for great photograhy. I can only hope my pics of the picnic come out that good...


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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 4:55 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I'll give you credit if I use them FN ;)


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Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 04-08-2001 @ 4:58 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Very funny, but you're still not losing any strikes.


~Matt/Froy from Jersey

Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 5:13 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Is it just me, or does Fez look a lot like Joey BigArms?

Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 5:38 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Very funny, but you're still not losing any strikes.



Thanks!


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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 04-08-2001 @ 5:40 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
home come vg doesnt have any breaSts??? and hairy legs to boot? if you are going to do it, do it right DICK. :)

{thanx masterbater, ill be sure to point out your next flaw as well mr sarcasm)



Well some say I'm lazy
And others say that's just me
Some say I'm crazy
I guess I'll always be
But it's been such a long time
Since I knew right from wrong
It's all the means to an end,
I keep it movin' along -G n'R




This message was edited by Faceman on 4-8-01 @ 5:48 PM
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 5:41 PM      
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quote:

which was won by Joey Bigarms using his massively large arms to make a diving catch in the final inning

Well yeah!
Great job Fez, I need a good laugh today.



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virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 5:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
very funny DICK...but one question...Why is my head on a man's body? eh?

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 5:44 PM      
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quote:

home come vg doesnt have any breats??? and hairy legs to boot? if you are going to do it, do it right DICK.:)


What the hell are breats Face?



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Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 04-08-2001 @ 5:48 PM      
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quote:

Why is my head on a man's body? eh?



I'm not touching that one...


~Matt/Froy from Jersey

Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 5:50 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Why is my head on a man's body? eh?



Gonzo just wouldn't let up about it....


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virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 6:07 PM      
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shut up all of you....DICK i hate you....i am a woman thank you very much...



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