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Skeet Slambone
posted on 02-25-2001 @ 12:35 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Please Ignore The Fact I'm on AOL.
But anyway, I signed on and what do I see in the annoying AOL welcome screen but a big picture of Gary Coleman with the caption "Five Years From Now.. vote: Where Will Gary Coleman Be?" Goddamn it was funny when that popped up.

Of course On Hold for the Opie and Anthony Show wasn't one of the choices.



This message was edited by Skeet Slambone on 2-25-01 @ 12:44 AM
Drunk Boy
posted on 02-25-2001 @ 12:43 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Of course On Hold for the Opie and Anthony Show wasn't one of the choices.


Too bad, thats where he'll be.



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hangupthephoneuSKANK
posted on 02-25-2001 @ 12:49 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
:::apologiiiiiiizing for having AOL as well:::

bt in case all of you guys that don't have AOL are wondering what the choises are, here here they are:

Where will Gary Coleman be in five years?
-- 6 ft. 4 inches
-- Playing B.A. Baracus in 'Honey, I Shrunk the A-Team, Fool'
-- Congressman from California
-- Britney's sugar daddy
-- Bush advisor -- 'Whatcha talkin' bout, Dubya?'
-- Rapping under the name Lil' Gary
-- Still a pop-culture king


anyway.. move along.




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StayOutDaBushes
posted on 02-25-2001 @ 12:55 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Gary Coleman will be waiting to tape his guest segment on XFL Gameday!


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Dryblood
posted on 02-25-2001 @ 1:10 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
doing commercials for Viagra.



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It's your cryptic warning
Within the message in blood
Marks the years of pain,
And your godforsa
Skeet Slambone
posted on 02-25-2001 @ 1:17 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
DryBlood, for some reason that sounds very, very... possible.



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WhackBagKid
TALK TO ME, GOMEZ.
HE WHO IS #1.
posted on 02-25-2001 @ 1:20 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
can u say CHOOOOOO CHOOOOOO on tv.... i guess so


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Calm Your Nut
posted on 02-25-2001 @ 1:38 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
If I would have to guess I would say dead.



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ClusterF
posted on 02-25-2001 @ 1:43 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Dead?????!!!


Stupid Milestones:
Surpassed 300th post and 26,280th lifetime piss on the same day. Do I get a prize?



This message was edited by ClusterF on 2-25-01 @ 1:44 AM
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-25-2001 @ 2:49 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
you're saying where will he be 5 years from now, like he actually has a career right now. Like he didnt hit rock bottom 15 years ago. The kid went from making millions of dollars to working security for 5 bucks an hour. 5 years from now he will be living the same pathetic existence he is today...or dead.


Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
& gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)
Kim
posted on 02-25-2001 @ 9:29 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
The Spaz and Arnold show??

How close to the edge can you get without going over???
ClusterF
posted on 02-25-2001 @ 9:35 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I think some random comedian (whose name escapes me right now) said it best when he said the Diff'rent Strokes kids went from shooting a series to a series of shootings over night.


Stupid Milestones:
Surpassed 300th post and 26,280th lifetime piss on the same day. Do I get a prize?

SpiderBob
posted on 02-25-2001 @ 9:51 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Him and Gay Marco will run off together and their own family of Faggy Midgets. The kids will then enter the WWF to fight the Big Show.

Rangers Suck!
PatCooper
posted on 02-25-2001 @ 9:58 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
He'll be doing a duet with Eminem at the 2006 Grammys.

NJDrunkrone
posted on 02-25-2001 @ 9:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Scratching the roof of his coffen. He'll be dead in two TWO years!



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SeeYouNextTuesday
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posted on 02-25-2001 @ 12:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
I believe this is the screen to which you refer,... for the most part...



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posted on 02-25-2001 @ 12:09 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
i say still on hold

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Casino
posted on 02-25-2001 @ 12:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
i think he'll be running for president...of the
black annoying short people foundation...or
hosting the black rock co-a-lition show....



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This message was edited by Casino on 2-25-01 @ 12:44 PM
Angelo from da Bronx
posted on 02-25-2001 @ 6:12 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
He'll be on hold on the Don and Mike show. Cuz he figures he can get on that crappy show, but even they wont wanna talk to him.
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Gyroscope Research Division
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 4:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I think Gary Coleman is the creepiest guy/kid alive!



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posted on 02-27-2001 @ 11:34 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
He'll probably be riding a Razor scooter in the middle of NYC with a big UGO.com sticker on his ass.

Cap'n Fudge
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 11:42 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Five years from now, five years ago, its all the same...Gary will be trying desperately to keep his career going. He'll make guest appearences on any show. He'll endorse any product. He might even pull a Dana Plato and do dwarf porn. But it just won't work...

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Son of Psycho Mark
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Simple: he'll be in my basement, bleeding like a gutted pig from all the anal penetration and screaming for water.

op-ack
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 4:41 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Would you ever believe that one of his shows still airs. In reruns of course. The Gary Coleman Show. Its a cartoon where he's taller than he is now and an angel and he helps out these kids solve mysteries about this magical weirdo guy. Its pretty sad that i know this.

Rowelentless
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Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 02-28-2001 @ 12:44 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
He will write a book on his experience being put on hold and put it on sell at bordersAmazon.com (They will merge too). No one will buy it except for me. :)


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