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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Things you say to get out of the situation.... | ||||
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The sky is blue | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 9:19 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00  | I think every guy and girl here has had the situation where someone is trying to hit on you, and just won't pick up on the hints that you're not interested. Eventually you have to say such a blatant lie that you nearly feel guilty. What lie do you use? I gotta go. I just stopped here before going to the doctor for the AIDS medications Gotta go! The proctologist calls!  See My Sig Pics! If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com Currently I've adopted giraffe raper and drkn2forget | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 9:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Fez how long have you been saving that up for your 4000th post? Congrats btw. E-Mail Me IM me at stickysituation2 This message was edited by adolescentmasturbator on 4-10-01 @ 9:24 PM | ||||
| zootybang | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 9:23 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Nice topic.I was out at a bar with my sister,and some UGLY old bitch kept finding excuses to talk to me.Finally she just outright asked for my number,so i put my arm around my sister and told the old scab that we were together.it worked. (man,i can hear the "bangin' your sister"jokes already)  God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker. HERE I SIT,BROKEN HEARTED, TRYING TO PROVE I'M NOT RETARDED. | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 9:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | At least I didn't point it out, lol. See My Sig Pics! If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com Currently I've adopted giraffe raper and drkn2forget | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 9:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Zooty you fisted your sister. You sick fuck ;). One of my favs is sorry but I just can't be emotionally attached at this time. E-Mail Me IM me at stickysituation2 | ||||
| hangupthephoneuSKANK | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 9:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: You are really living up to your status, congrats on the 4K mark break Deek... it's easy ...nobody hits on me.  -Sig Pic Idea by Sephiroth- "Ask not... what a MOD can do for you.... ...Ask what YOU can do for this board!" This message was edited by hangupthephoneuSKANK on 4-10-01 @ 9:40 PM | ||||
| hornygoatweed23 I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 9:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I usually ask them "Do you enjoy sex with farm animals?" Unfortunately, I run into a lot of freaks! "Do me and you'll succeed :)" Graduate of the Rookie School for Newbies | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 9:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Sorry, but if i dont go now, I'll be late for my Parole hearing. "In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!" "What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth "Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182 Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters I am Master Shredder....I am Ninja Master | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 10:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Would you be interested in joining my cult? E-Mail Me IM me at stickysituation2 | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 10:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Three Simple Words: I am Gay | ||||
| hangupthephoneuSKANK | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 10:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: :::ummmmmmm, okay uhhh right, good one... no more comments.::: -Sig Pic Idea by Sephiroth- "Ask not... what a MOD can do for you.... ...Ask what YOU can do for this board!" | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 10:13 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | You see Skank, if you ever learned to speak the common tounge around here, you might have had a girl hit on you once in a while! Then again, this is you we are talking about so..... sssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  Get On The Plank Fuck!!!!! | ||||
| Mi1o Yambag | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 10:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I usually either tell them I'm with someone, or I give them a wrong phone number. Smoke Weed Everyday | ||||
| Little Wing | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 10:47 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 01 | I've done this a couple of times... If I am stuck talking to someone I can't get away from (without being rude), I'll excuse myself to go to the bathroom. On the way there, I'll approach another guy and ask him to come up to me in 5 minutes and pretend like he knows me. Guy #2 whisks me away from The Bore and I end up hanging with a new group of fun people. No one's feelings are hurt and it just looks like I'm preoccupied seeing my "old friends". | ||||
| Skeet Slambone | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 10:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I have a different approach, I just start drinking faster until she looks good.
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I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 11:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I usually just start talking and they walk away. Officially Part of JWO: skitchr4u & JasonFromRiverEdge Adopted Newbie: drkn2forget | ||||
| hangupthephoneuSKANK | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 11:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: [sarcasm]...and just why do you think I replyed to this thread uh? I can relate, just because pleople are not as attractive as you, it doesn't mean that my self steem will go down .... not mine. so there.[/sarcasm] -Sig Pic Idea by Sephiroth- "Ask not... what a MOD can do for you.... ...Ask what YOU can do for this board!" This message was edited by hangupthephoneuSKANK on 4-10-01 @ 11:11 PM | ||||
| HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 11:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | "Sorry i was drunk" usually works... Oh wait that's for the morning after... "Sorry, i'm drunk and i have to go talk to that girl over there who is much hotter than you." yeh, that's the one... [fuck sig pics]I'm fucking sick of the hassle[/fuck sig pics] "My life is miserable so FUCK YOU!!!" | ||||
| NJDude | posted on 04-10-2001 @ 11:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 00 | One time some dude came up to me and said "Hi I go both ways" I said you do? Then go that way!!! ::points finger to the right::  E-Mail Me Sebastian Bach | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 5:59 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Hey Hummer, what line did you use on Sandy kane that night at WWF NY? If it worked then that would be the ultimate line for the blow off. Ahh, shit! You went home with her so I guess that wont work. Don't worry, dawg, we will start a thread just for you. We will call it "How to pick up old skanky women and buy bad Tequila in the same night!" Get On The Plank Fuck!!!!! | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 7:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I'm sorry but I'm not nearly drunk enough yet. We'll roll on with our heads held high Our conscience in the gutter Our dreams up in the sky ---The Living End | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 10:19 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | ok heres what ive learned from this topic
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| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 10:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I just start ranting about how I really love a chick who's not concerned about her weight and discuss blowing up national landmarks with lots of details. But, since I'm usually with Mrs. Fudge and don't hang out alone, it hasn't happened in years. He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast  capnfudge@opieanthony.com | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 11:48 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | I never had a problem unless they were missing teeth or limbs or some other deformity. If they had a hole down under, and decent funbags, that works. But I try, "Would you like to test my new face cream, just suck on this and it shoots out."  | ||||
| DaYellowJuandasun | posted on 04-11-2001 @ 11:57 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | say nothing just scratch alot. "your the one's who sent me the fruitcake for xmas!! IT MADE ME SO SICK!!" | ||||
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