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Pannix
posted on 04-11-2001 @ 10:03 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 00
I don't know if anyone uses Kozmo, but they are dead. RIP. Layed off 1000 people today. Man that must suck.

Who's gonna deliver my porn & my samich?




What you want on this Samich


-Pannix

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-11-2001 @ 10:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Another casualty of the dot com deathwatch. They are too many of those companies and now the least survivable companies are going away. They delivered for a lot of those dot coms RIP kozmo.



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This message was edited by adolescentmasturbator on 4-11-01 @ 10:13 PM
Pannix
posted on 04-11-2001 @ 10:16 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 00
Heh, yea all their business dried up. I interviewed at a dotcom 8 months ago and they made a big deal about how they always had snacks around delivered by Kozmo. Well neither are here now, so go figure.




What you want on this Samich


-Pannix

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-11-2001 @ 10:20 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Yeah eventually 9 out of 10 dot coms will go out of business. This is how it is with any new business.



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This message was edited by adolescentmasturbator on 4-11-01 @ 11:55 PM
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 04-11-2001 @ 10:50 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00


Goodbye. We'll miss you and thanks for all the laughs.


We'll roll on with our heads held high
Our conscience in the gutter
Our dreams up in the sky
---The Living End


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
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I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
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My friends call me Weed
posted on 04-11-2001 @ 11:12 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I thought they had shut their doors months ago. Theres a Record Explosion down near my job, and they were seeling previously viewed tapes in Kozmo cases (no porno either, thats really what I was looking for). Dot coms companies are going down faster than a prostitute in a brothel.


"Do me and you'll succeed :)"

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Pannix
posted on 04-11-2001 @ 11:30 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 00
You know that's what Kozmo should have done, combined forces with a escort service. That way they could deliver me a samich and the bitch to make it too.




What you want on this Samich


-Pannix

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-11-2001 @ 11:47 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

That way they could deliver me a samich and the bitch to make it too.

I don't know why the word "samich" amuses me so...

In any case, we'll continue to see a lot of these dot-coms go belly up because they depend on financial backing from outside capitalists, who can only invest on the promise of potential earnings...
And more often than not, even the guys who create the dot-com know their business won't turn a profit, but if they can get established, sell some shares, and get out before the s--- hits the fan, they won't care.
It's a classic "get-rich-quick" con that a lot of people have unfortunately fallen for.



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"
Kid Afrika
posted on 04-11-2001 @ 11:50 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Yeah, you're right. You have all the answers. That's why you are a millionaire.

You should be an advisor to all of these companies that are going under.

Deek!!! Shut the fuck up.
Pannix
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 12:03 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 00
I do think alot of people got into the biz with the idea of getting rich quick. They may have even had a good idea even if it wasn't sustainable. But I think alot of them though the biz would last.

Like you said the financial backing from VC's is drying up. A company needs money to stay in biz. They can either get it from customers, advertisers, stock, or investors.

Most brick and mortar businesses built this all up over time while the dot-coms sold their soul to the devil ( AKA Venture Capital). I talked to a friend who was considering getting VC and they really screw you. Often the VC company will get over %60 of the options while the company gets %20 for all the executives and another %20 for the employees. It may look good in the short term, but as we have been finding out, its not a substitute for profits and its not a way to sustain a business.





What you want on this Samich


-Pannix

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 04-12-2001 @ 2:50 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
:( No more Kozmo? Who is going to bring me snacks and a magazine when I am bored at work and can't go out?!


How I'm craving you, yeah!
Every time I'm near you
I always want to swallow you down
I'll be right here if ya' need me
In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why
I'll never disappear







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