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TeenSlut
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 8:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
i had to start a new thread bc "stick it in mouth" was getting too long. my weekend wasn't too exciting but i do have a story ya'll might like. on sat night i was up at my country house and nothing good ever happenes up there but my brothers and i were at a bar/resturant where a lot of people from that area hang out. when we got there one of my brothers started hitting on some girl and my other brother started talking about his new guns w/ some guy so i was sitting at the bar all by myself. after a few minutes of comlete boredom some girl with a really nice ass and big boobs sat next to me at the bar. she started talking to me and after a while she was rubbing my leg. i was getting really turned on and i guess she knew i was into her bc she started playing with my hair. she finally leaned over and kissed me but i kinda freaked out bc i didn't want my brothers to see. she kissed me again and by that time i didn't give a shit what my brothers thought bc she was a really good kisser and i was really into it. she started feeling me up and if you saw me on fri you may have noticed that i don't always wear bras so at that point my brother came over. i wanted more but my brothers made me leave after that. at least my weekend wasn't a total waste.



Thanks to Sephiroth for adopting me and helping me out w/ my pic There is no such thing as a good catholic school girl, we're all sluts
WhackBagKid
TALK TO ME, GOMEZ.
HE WHO IS #1.
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 9:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
JACKPOT!


Donator Of NSYNC Tickets

GAME ON MOMMIES
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 9:21 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Sweet baby jesus, and I aint even christian. I think a mod should lock stick it in mouth because there isn't nothing more to say there.



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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 9:21 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
God bless you... ::eyes welling up with tears::



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"
hangupthephoneuSKANK
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 9:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
ummmmmmmm... ok!... anyone else have a story to tell? would like to share with the board, please do so.

SO SSSHHHHHHH!!!

"Like PELE and Muhammed Ali,
I'm the culture of personality.
Ask not... what a MOD can do for you....
...Ask what YOU can do for this board!"
zootybang
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 9:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
whooooOOOOOOOooooo.Thats a winner!



VEOWEB AND GEOCITIES HATE ME

God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.



HERE I SIT,BROKEN HEARTED,
TRYING TO PROVE I'M NOT RETARDED.
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 9:28 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Just give this thread 5 stars right now.



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Bangster
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 9:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Teenslut, i love u.


Graduated from Jon Benet Norton's school of kid touching.
TeenSlut
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 9:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
haha you guys are taking this better than my brothers did. they don't even know i've kissed a guy. little do they know i've done almost as much with girls as they have. they used to think i was such a good girl... now they just think i'm a lesbian. but i don't mind, as i said before she was a good kisser, a really good kisser. i get horny just thinking about that...



There is no such thing as a good catholic school girl, we're all sluts
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 9:37 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Wait!! Teen Slut that was you?!?!?! ;-)


"What are we going to do about this?
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Looking for some cuties to adopt inquire within

zootybang
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 9:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

wait!!teenslut that was you?!?!?!?


Six stars now



VEOWEB AND GEOCITIES HATE ME

God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.



HERE I SIT,BROKEN HEARTED,
TRYING TO PROVE I'M NOT RETARDED.
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 04-15-2001 @ 9:42 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Sorry, no stars. As entertaining as it is, I dont think this fire needs any fuel thrown on it.


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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 9:43 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
this one time at band camp i stuck a flute....

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

THESKANKWHOHANGSUPTHEPHONE
I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
CUCKOO CUCKOO
I have adopted Teen_Bitch, touch her and you die
1 more of the gang to go, guess who that is
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
i am a squirrel in need of a beer!
Sephiroth
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 10:03 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Hey guys, whats going on in here? I was just passing through and i thought........

............woah.



"In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!"
"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth

"Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos
Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182
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I am Master Shredder....I am Ninja Master

I Have 2 slots open for adoption.E-mail or IM me for questions or Applications concerning Adoption.
Rone
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 10:05 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
how's that for a topper.



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FoundryMusicMatt
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 11:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
For Sale: One pair pants. Slightly stained in crotch-al area, other than that like new. Please contact me if interested.


Backstreet Boys or N*Sync?

Both of them. Locked in a house, on fire, surrounded by trick fire extinguishers filled with gasoline.

No Adopted Newbies!!
Now taking Applications...

www.disorganisedcrime.com

Nigel Tufnel
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 11:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
(edited by GonzoStle: Captain Obvious do not ruin their fantasy, wether it is the holy grail or not means nothing. atleats they are having fun do not rain on their horny little parade)


"What's wrong with being sexy?"

This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 4-15-01 @ 11:39 PM
FoundryMusicMatt
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 11:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Shhhh, you're gonna ruun it! Whether or not it happened is irrelevant, since even if it did, I wasn't there. But seeing her, and the vision I have of what the other chick looks like, and then the picture of them together....Ok TWO pairs of pants for sale.


Backstreet Boys or N*Sync?

Both of them. Locked in a house, on fire, surrounded by trick fire extinguishers filled with gasoline.

No Adopted Newbies!!
Now taking Applications...

www.disorganisedcrime.com

Rone
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 11:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
thanks gonzo for whatever it was that you edited out so it wouldn't 'rain on our horny little parade.' :)



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This message was edited by Rone on 4-15-01 @ 11:44 PM
Kid Afrika
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 11:43 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
15

Reality check people. Hate to rooooon it, but c'mon.



Rather die makin' money than live poor and legal
As I slang another ounce, I wish it was a kilo.
I need money in a major way.
Time to fuck my BEEEYATCH!! Hey!, and getten' paid
You other mothafuckas callin',
But me and my mothafuckin' thug niggas,
We straight ballin'!!

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 04-16-2001 @ 12:16 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
that story was so hot i almost crashed my monitor into the guard rail. oh shit look at that i forgot to use the [sarcasm] tags before i typed that first part, but im too lazy to use the back arrow to change it now, so i just thought i would let you guys know i was being sarcastic because if i didnt, because of my statement i would either look like a.) a horny teenage boy, or b.) a middle-aged pervert who enjoys hearing about "alleged stories" of teenagers making out in a Chucky Cheese :-) and unfortunately for those of you who thought different, im neither.



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You Must Chill, You Must Chill


This message was edited by Faceman on 4-16-01 @ 12:23 AM
TeenSlut
posted on 04-16-2001 @ 1:12 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
holy shit i just had the best night of my life, if i die now i will die completely happy. i don't have school tomorrow and neither do a bunch of other schools so my friend had a few people over earlier tonight. i wasn't planning on going but my friend came to pick me up so i had to. i am so glad i did. there were like 5 guys there and 2 other girls. when i got there the girls were sitting on the guys laps drinking and shit, everything was completely mellow. my friend was like oh i heard you on o&a on thursday that's too bad that they wouldn't let you do the bikini contest. i was like yeah i'm pissed about it and everyone started joking around about how the other 2 girls and i should have a whipped cream bikini contest right there. so my friend ran out to get whipped cream and we are all like whatever this isn't gonna happen. we finish a few cases of beer and my friend returns w/ some cans of whipped cream. somehow i ended up being the first w/ my clothes off (imagine that) and then the other girls took theirs off. we put the whipped cream on each other but it didn't stay on long at all. first the guys started licking it off us and we put more on and ended up licking it off each other. we licked everything off of each other. i ended up giving two guys head and went into my friend's bedroom w/ one of them... now i smell like whipped cream and i'm all sticky but trust me i don't mind. i have never felt so much pleasure all at once in my life. i'm never going back to school, i'm just going to spend the rest of my life getting whipped cream licked off me. thank god for spring break and whipped cream.



There is no such thing as a good catholic school girl, we're all sluts
TeenSlut
posted on 04-16-2001 @ 1:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Whether or not it happened is irrelevant

sorry i read this after i posted my second story but that first story was completely true, my brothers saw the entire thing and so did everyone in the bar. all my stories are true. if i could make up good ones i would but i suck at making up stories. i'm failing creative writing bc i can never think of what to write about. one of the guys was taking pictures tonight of the girls and i when we started the contest. can't wait to get those back :)



There is no such thing as a good catholic school girl, we're all sluts
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-16-2001 @ 1:16 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

thank god for spring break and whipped cream.



Indeed...



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-16-2001 @ 1:17 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
OMG that just happened 20 minutes ago. I wish I knew you personally goddamn. I am moving to Short Hills people where she lives. Sounds like the best town goddamn.



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