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Whoremoan
posted on 04-16-2001 @ 12:06 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I was on the road this weekend driving to see my family for the weekend. Very nice weather for driving, by-the-way, and during my 6 plus hours on the road, I saw at least 8 examples of Road Head. I say “at least” because I couldn’t confirm another 3. I draw the limit at trying to be a voyeur at around 90 miles an hour.

So anyway, besides giving a heart-felt and very, very warm congratulations to all the ladies that perform this public service and get their boyfriends off at the same time, I’d like to hear any stories all you ass monkeys care to share about your experiences with Road Head.

I’ll start it off very simply: The anticipation of Road Head can really drive you nuts, but when you get it and convince your significant other that “of course no other cars can see you”, it is all good!

Anthony, comment?

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 04-16-2001 @ 12:12 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Road head is almost as good as mile high head. Well worth the anticipation.

King f-tard
posted on 04-16-2001 @ 12:55 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Yea, but road head can be real dangerous, for both your car, and the head of the woman (or man, depending if your name is Marco or not) giving the head. The best part, besides the nut thaat you blow is the feeling of being seen by passerby motorists, pretty exciting.




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CacaSmooches
posted on 04-16-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Damn, this topic is making me miss my ex. It's those touching moments that make you miss those long lost special people in your life...

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posted on 04-16-2001 @ 3:02 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Road head is good on those long stretches of road where you can basically set the cruise control and kick back. An ex of mine used to love doing it, but the current fiancee' has attempted it once, and it wasn't pretty (in her defense, I now drive an '89 Honda Accord, and I'm 6'2" - lack of headroom under the steering wheel is a bitch)


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Kid Afrika
posted on 04-16-2001 @ 5:56 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Funny how you saw all of these occurences of road head, didn't you say you were driving? I usually watch where I am going, while driving.

Never personally gotten the road hummer, maybe one of our female board members would like to help me out with that deficiency. ;)



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posted on 04-16-2001 @ 6:41 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
SO thats why you are riddiculing him KID. You are jealous!!!! Never knock what yuo havent gotten!!!!!


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