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| GonzoStyle | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 3:40 AM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | "Old enough to pee, old enough for me." "Old enough to bleed, old enough to seed." "Old enough to crawl, Then they're in the right position." "If there is grass on the field play ball, if not play in the dirt."  Have you come here for forgiveness Have you come to raise the dead Have you come here to play Jesus To the lepers in your head She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| t-rex | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 10:03 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 01 | "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent, the choices you make could effect your life forever" A bronx tale | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 10:16 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." John Lennon "Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking." H. L. Mencken "I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time." H. L. Mencken "There is no gravity, the Earth just sucks." Some drunk guy  Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry! < | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 10:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence. A man who lives in a glass house should change in the basement. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. When you fall off a horse don't get back on because the horse probably doesn't like you He who laughs last didn't get the joke. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Conventional wisdom says to know your limits. To know your limits you need to find them first. Finding you limits generally involves getting in over your head and hoping you live long enough to benefit from the experience. That's the fun part. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.  'Anyone who is capable of being elected president should on no account be allowed to do the job' - The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy Arthur smiled at him wanly and shrugged again. He turned and smiled wanly at the rest of the pub just in case any of them had heard what was going on. None of them had, and none of them could understand what he was smiling at them for. | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 11:02 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Never attibute to malice that which can be adequatley explained by stupidity. Eliminate the impossible, and whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be true. - Sherlock Holmes  | ||||
| SNAKEBITE | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 11:15 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | "Where did all the fucking Indians come from?!" Gerneral Custer at Little BigHorn "There are old pilots, There are bold pilots Very few old bold pilots" writing on Chinese Fighter plane "FU Buttmunch!!" Remember don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things This message was edited by SNAKEBITE on 4-17-01 @ 11:23 AM | ||||
| FoundryMusicMatt | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 11:26 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 |  Now taking Applications... | ||||
| Kim | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 11:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | "There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." - Dr. Who  | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 12:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | "It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool then to speak and prove it to be true" Mark Twain  Sometimes you have to be the bigger man. E-Mail Me Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!! | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 04-17-2001 @ 12:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: -- Mark Twain quote: -- Muhammed Ali  "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" | ||||
| HUDSON | posted on 04-18-2001 @ 2:03 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Fuck a man and he is fucked, but fuck a town..Well they're still fucked but only on a grander scale.. When you win...Nothing hurts!-Joe Namuth Game Over! Game Fucking Over! Hudson From Aliens The true measure of an athlete(person)is not whether they win or lose, but how they deal with adversity and overcome! Mommy a naked American ran off with me balloons! AWWW FUCK IT!!! I HAVE WAYYYY TOO MANY!  "Don't you know? A clown can get away with Murder!" -John Wayne Gacy Grabmyjunk in another dimension | ||||
| Mi1o Yambag | posted on 04-18-2001 @ 2:37 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Here are a few of my favorite government-related quotes. Sorry if they've already been mentioned, but I'm too lazy and high to read all the posts. "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin "When the government fears the People, that is Liberty. When the People fear the Government, that is tyranny." --Thomas Jefferson "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." --Thomas Jefferson "[the United States] can't be so fixed on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans..." --Bill Clinton "You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say." --Bill Clinton When they took the fourth amendment, I was quiet because I didn't deal drugs. When they took the sixth amendment, I was quiet because I was innocent. When they took the second amendment, I was quiet because I didn't own a gun. Now they've taken the first amendment, and I can say nothing about it. --I don't know "Censorship always defeats it own purpose, for it creates in the end the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion." -- Henry Steele Commager "If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all." -- Noam Chomsky "Censorship reflects a society's lack of confidence in itself." -- Potter Stewart "Without free speech no search for truth is possible... no discovery of truth is useful... Better a thousandfold abuse of free speech than denial of free speech. The abuse dies in a day, but the denial slays the life of the people, and entombs the hope of the race." -- Charles Bradlaugh "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." --Plato If this nation is to be wise as well as strong, if we are to achieve our destiny, then we need more new ideas for more wise men reading good books in more public libraries. These libraries should be open to all - except the censor. We must know all the facts and hear all the alternatives and listen to all the criticisms. Let us welcome controversial books and controversial authors. For the Bill of Rights is the guardian of our security, as well as our liberty. --John F. Kennedy "By far the most numerous and most flagrant violations of personal liberty and individual rights are performed by governments...The major crimes througout history, the ones executed on the largest scale, have been committed not by individuals or bands of individuals but by governments, as a deliberate policy of those governments...that is, by the official representatives of governments, acting in their official capacity." --John Hospers "Government is an evil; it is only the thoughtlessness and vices of men that make it a necessary evil. When all men are good and wise, government will of itself decay." --Percy Bysshe Shelly  A friend with weed is a friend indeed. A friend without it is a friend in need. "Prohibition...goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded." --Abraham Lincoln "Make the most of hemp seed, sow it everywhere." --George Washington | ||||
| Mi1o Yambag | posted on 04-18-2001 @ 2:37 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | sorry bout the double post. I've been having alot of problems with that lately. A friend with weed is a friend indeed. A friend without it is a friend in need. "Prohibition...goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded." --Abraham Lincoln "Make the most of hemp seed, sow it everywhere." --George Washington This message was edited by Mi1o Yambag on 4-18-01 @ 5:15 PM | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 04-18-2001 @ 6:50 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Nice quotes Yambag, but you didn't have to do it twice. "Never let the little head tell the big head what to do." | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 04-18-2001 @ 2:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Hang up the phone you skank | ||||
| crackasscrackuh58 | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 1:41 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Dec. 00 | "i'd sleep with you if we both had aids" | ||||
| Tony Metropolis | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 7:44 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | "Forget it. People say some crazy shit during sex. One I called this chick Mom" "Fuck off you Donkey-raping shit-eater" "You're one groovy baby, baby" "It's one more louder" "If you love something you must kill it" "I'm on the Zoloft thing, right, to keep me from killin y'all" And, one of my all-time favorites, from the movie "Fear Of a Black Hat" Nina: Were you 'down' with the riots? Ice Cold: Oh yeah. We were all for the riots. But we were outta town when that shit happened. Taste-T: Yeah, that one brotha on TV? He just looks like me. | ||||
| EvilEd | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 8:30 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 01 | "Watch out, those dolphins look really horny." "I should stop burning those kids alive." "Holy shit!" "Here's Johnny!" "John...you're an ass."  | ||||
| DX-Bitch | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 10:06 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01 | "I wasn't born a bitch, men like YOU made me this way!" "when I die bury me up-side-down so the world can kiss my ass!" | ||||
| fatty chopped meat | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 10:55 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | "if it's too good to be true, it probably is" "dont shit where you eat" 2 of the ones i live by each and ever day  Justin Credible is under my wing since 4-12-01 | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 10:59 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | FCM-- great sig! LMMFAO Now back to top. Arthur Dent might appreciate this quote: quote: "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" This message was edited by The Brain on 4-19-01 @ 11:01 AM | ||||
| Kwyjibo | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 5:10 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | "TALK HARD" -Pump Up the Volume Kwyjibo "Hey Booboo, you think there's any beer in that picinic basket" "But Yogi I don't think the forest ranger will like that." "F--- the forest ranger Booboo, he don't know jacksh--!"  Thanks to PanterA for the sigpic | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 5:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Nice. quote: 'Anyone who is capable of being elected president should on no account be allowed to do the job' - The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy Arthur smiled at him wanly and shrugged again. He turned and smiled wanly at the rest of the pub just in case any of them had heard what was going on. None of them had, and none of them could understand what he was smiling at them for. | ||||
| Canthandlemybooty | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 6:34 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | "You can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which gets filled first." "Occifer...i swear to drunk im not God" "Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative" :) Adopted by Drunk Boy :) | ||||
| katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you! | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 7:08 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | "No radish shall ever stand in the way of victory!" -- Marshal Hursh "It could be worse... You COULD be on fire..." "Oh, jeez, I just remembered something! You're boring, and my legs work." "Always play with their minds..." -- Lucas, Empire Records "DAMN THE MAN, SAVE THE EMPIRE!!!" -- Empire Records "Take me drunk, I'm home."  ---walk it off, deek | ||||
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