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HummerLovin
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posted on 04-17-2001 @ 9:16 PM      
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well, its impolite to talk to someone without giving them your full attention.. so next time you're pissing and someone starts talking to you, just turn toward them and piss on their leg.. that should work!


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Corinthia
posted on 04-17-2001 @ 9:27 PM      
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Clusterf..we go in groups so we can talk about you guys I guess :) I dont necessarily go to the loo with a group of woman, but I def end up talking to some..Ill never forget the time Retarded Laverne and Shirley cornered me and didnt let me out..since then I talk to noone!!





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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 6:59 AM      
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Tequila, I'm glad I could perform such a public service. If you didn't stop soon you would have grown hair on your palms and gone blind. Your welcome.




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Shelle Bink
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 4:46 PM      
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Just the title of this topic post made me reply.

Back in early early 1998, I went to a big concert party thing, and i had to piss. really really bad. so, i went into the chick's room, and of course it was fuilled with whorish ugly punk rock sheenas butting on rave makeup and whatnot. so, i decided to duck outta there and jump in the guy's john. i walk in, go in the stall, and of course the door doesn't work, coz the latch won't hook on. so, i pissing away, when i hear the door open. the drummer from the band that was on stage ((i won't bother saying who, you guys would have never heard of them)) walked in, looked at me and said, "wow, uhm, i hope you don't mind me doing what i gotta do" i didn't care. and i ended up banging him right there in the bathroom. ironically, after that we became good buds, and forever in our minds is the first time we met, and pissed together.

the end.



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posted on 04-18-2001 @ 5:02 PM      
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C'mon Hosp - If you have a problem with peeing in a 'public' bathroom, just wear DEPENDS and you can pee in your own comfort at your desk ;)

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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 5:06 PM      
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So how's that working out for you there MPH?




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posted on 04-18-2001 @ 5:06 PM      
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Shelle,

um...wow!


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posted on 04-18-2001 @ 11:02 PM      
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1) I hate those guys who come up and tap you or try to shake your hand at the pisser! My boss Did it once to me and I almost peed on him!
2) Once at the train station under the Garden I took a leak and a guy offered me a BJ for 10$ and a handie for 5$
3) Drunk guys who decide that talking in the bathroom at a bar wig me out too, especially if I do not know them, Like I really want to male bond while I am taking a leak! Get the fuck Away from me!


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posted on 04-18-2001 @ 11:13 PM      
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quote:

If you didn't stop soon you would have grown hair on your palms and gone blind

What did you type my computer has to talk to me know I cant see what you are saying and my computer cant read ignorance.


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