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Skratch
posted on 04-17-2001 @ 5:27 PM      
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Man, I got a DUI last year and had to do all this bullshit including education classes, fines, etc ...

I read on a poster about the penalties for first offense driving under the influence in other countries and for the most part, I guess I did ok. I may have some of the countries wrong as I am shitfaced and traffic was bad, but you will get the gist.

Here are a few of them:

Finland: 1 YEAR in prison and you can never drive again. period.

Turkey: The cops drive you three miles outside of your town and make you walk back naked except for a sign that says DRUNK.

Pakistan: They throw you AND your spouse into jail for a month. Imagine that HELL.

Kazhatkstan: Amputation of one hand.

El Salvador: EXECUTION for FIRST (and last) offense!

Can only imagine what they would do if ya flew loaded.

Gotta love the USA where cash is really all that matters ...


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posted on 04-17-2001 @ 5:45 PM      
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posted on 04-17-2001 @ 5:46 PM      
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Turkey: The cops drive you three miles outside of your town and make you walk back naked except for a sign that says DRUNK.

I thought that was only done in Long Island


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posted on 04-17-2001 @ 5:53 PM      
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El Salvador: EXECUTION for FIRST (and last) offense!



If you ever get behind the wheel drunk, you more than deserve this penalty.



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posted on 04-17-2001 @ 6:10 PM      
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Turkey: The cops drive you three miles outside of your town and make you walk back naked except for a sign that says DRUNK.


well i guess i got off easy, when it happened on friday they only made me walk a mile and a half :)

the drivers are so bad in turkey that if you drive drunk you'll just fit in better...i've never seen worse driving ANYWHERE in my life


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posted on 04-17-2001 @ 6:25 PM      
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quote:

If you ever get behind the wheel drunk, you more than deserve this penalty.


i definately agree with ya.

At first glance, these penalties gotta make you glad to live in America, but, if you think about it, there has got to be almost no drunk driving in those countries. maybe they've got the right idea.


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