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TeenSlut
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 10:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
it is the first big party of the summer and as i notice kaly eying me from across the room. i return her gaze with a flirtatious smile and turn away. kaly's short blonde hair is pulled up in a small pony tail and she is wearing a denim mini skirt and white tank top. i notice that she isn't wearing a bra, with her white shirt it isn't hard to notice. i also opted to go without a bra and panties because of my tight black mini dress. i turn again to see kaly still staring at me. i decide to go upstairs, hoping she will follow. as i climb the stairs my dress scrunches up, becoming significantly shorter. i walk into the first available bedroom and set down my drink so i can put up my hair. i feel someone lightly tracing the sides of my body with their fingers and i turn around to see kaly standing there. i lean in to kiss her and soft lips close over mine. her wet soft tongue slips in and out of my mouth and i hear a soft moan from her. kaly moves my dress up and places her hands on my ass. and pulls me close against her. i lift her shirt over her head exposing her large breasts. i move my tongue from her mouth to her breast. i gently bite her nipples and she moans, grabbing my ass harder. she moves her hand and pushes two fingers into my tight pussy. i groan with delight and she moves her hand in and out of me harder. i find her slight forcefulness erotic and my body tenses with pleasure. she pushes me onto the bed and slips off her skirt exposing everything. she crawls onto the bed and kisses the inside of my thighs. she slides her tongue over me and begins to lick and suck with increasing intensity. her body moves on top of me and her hips buck against mine. i put my hands on her ass and pull her as close as possible. i move on top of her and kiss her body slowly as i work my way down. i apply pressure with my tongue and move it over her quickly. i massage her clit with my tongue and her moans get louder. her body tenses and she comes. i lick everything and she groans with increasing pleasure. she slides back on top of me and moves her body up in down quickly. our naked bodies rub closely against each other. my back arches and our hips press together and rub back and forth, creating an extroidanarily pleasurable friction. we finish up and as we get dressed to go back downstairs she hands me her number hoping that we'll do this again sometime...



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Unicron
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 11:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
well gawhdamn........

god bless lil horney girls like you. you make life worth living




Proceed......on your way to Oblivion

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 11:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
There really isn't much more we can say except... damn, you're good!



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

This message was edited by The Brain on 4-23-01 @ 11:05 PM
Rone
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 11:06 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
damn, TS you do have a way with words.



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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 11:07 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Teenslut you really help people get happier when they are feeling bad. I say bravo, wonderful as always.



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Bangster
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 11:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
For all of you that feel dirty readin these stories b/c she's younger then u, imagine how cool this is for me b/c i'm younger then her. man i need some free porn now.


Graduated from Jon Benet Norton's school of kid touching.
Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 8:52 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Being a teen has never sounded so good...



"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...


Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...
skitchr4u
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Split Personality #1
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 8:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Thanks TS, its a great way to wake up in the morning! You should send this stuff to a magazine.


CacaSmooches
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 10:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Damn, her stories always make me pitch a tent at work, it just sucks that I'm here at work, now I have to hunch around if I need to get up... But it's worth it...

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I love stealing Faceman's ideas & making them my own bc/ I like to post boring non-sense.

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 11:10 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ahhhhh, isn't that adorable?




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CacaSmooches
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 11:20 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
(Music)"...O We could do it in the library, but you can't be too loud! Unda da tran o in da shade O On the Top O' ma Escalade-" That's my little fantasy... Damn, that song really makes me want to get an Escalade...

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I love stealing Faceman's ideas & making them my own bc/ I like to post boring non-sense.



This message was edited by CacaSmooches on 4-24-01 @ 11:25 AM
King f-tard
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 11:45 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
TS, very nice, I just wonder what you are wearing when you type these...

Mmmmmmm, Teen porno...





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I thought we were all just having fun...
Inappropriate Belle
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 12:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
TS... you are a woman after my own heart. Nothing wrong with being in touch with your sexuality. Just be careful please and remember it's not all cute hunky teens and twenty-somethings out there jerking off to your stories... next time you write one, imagine some old, bald, fat guy sweating and grunting while he chokes it to your story and plots how to meet you in person. If you still want to write... write away!

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 12:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Mmmmmmm, Teen porno...

Really, does it ever get any better than this? I think not.

quote:

next time you write one, imagine some old, bald, fat guy sweating and grunting while he chokes it to your story and plots how to meet you in person. If you still want to write... write away!


Belle... sssssshhhhhhhh you'll roon it! ;)
::adjusts combover on his head and places tissues under sweaty armpits::



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

This message was edited by The Brain on 4-24-01 @ 12:30 PM
Raven
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 5:03 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Teen love of my life -- if you want Start a new thread and i'll lock this one -- just post here 1st and let me know



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ClusterF
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 5:58 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
<--- not fat. Not bald, but typing with nose while hands are otherwise occupied nonetheless.


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Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 7:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
We wish our girls were as how do you say creative...

Oh fuck it we wish they were as horney!!!!

TS we applaude you...

maybe she could write a romance novel cause they always have shit like that in them...



"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...


Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
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I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 8:41 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
can life get any better? i submit that it cannot!

these stories are waay too good definately made my day better :) :)


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Unicron
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 9:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
ok....it's night time once again........just waiting for the next installment of
Teen Slut's Teen Sex Diary





Proceed......on your way to Oblivion







This message was edited by Unicron on 4-24-01 @ 10:02 PM
windowlck
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 10:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Teenslut reminds me of another tale i know of... Forbidden, Provocative, Unforgettable.




This message was edited by windowlck on 4-24-01 @ 10:23 PM
Inappropriate Belle
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 11:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Excellent Lolita reference.

Kid Afrika
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 11:54 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
A direct quote from TeenSlut's dad:

quote:

TURN IT OFF!!! TURN IT OFF!!! TURN IT OOOOOWWFF!!!


What the FUCK are you looking at?
See the Sig Gallery

Anybody seen my mod repellant?

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 11:57 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Goddamn you kid I thought that was another one of her stories lmao.



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skitchr4u
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Split Personality #1
posted on 04-25-2001 @ 8:13 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I need my morning fix!!! Someone find teenslut!!


Opie's Whoo-Wa
posted on 04-25-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 01
hey teen slut Email me, If you really wanna get theese guys going I can give you some NASTY material and I have been known to write some goddamned sweaty, sloppy, kinky fuck stories....and I am not underage....plus I dont have anything better to do right now. P.S I thought your stories were good, not kinky enough for me but your definately off to a good start....and to all those opposed....hmmmm....well?


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