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dmb22dmb
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 3:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
My best friend left for the army (bootcamp) 9 weeks ago and he graduates this week in Georgia. He has a quick break then he goes to OCS for 10 weeks. Anyway he reallly misses the O&A show. Tell him what he's missed in the last 9 weeks - I'm gonna print this out and give it to his parents to take down when they go to his graduation this week. So be funny and make it good. - Thanks Steve

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posted on 04-18-2001 @ 3:43 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
He missed a hell of an interview with Russell Crowe


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posted on 04-18-2001 @ 3:45 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
How about the best vagina contest?

That rocked!


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posted on 04-18-2001 @ 3:49 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Missed the change over to Pure Country WNEW.



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Just Jon
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 3:51 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Best Buckcherry interview ever!

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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 3:52 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
The Wet and Wild Teen Enema Party was as cool as it was disgusting...but it has teen in the title!

He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast

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GonzoStyle
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 3:55 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
he missed 9 weeks of shows


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And My Ties Are Severed Clean
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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 3:57 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
give me your email and i will send you the transcipts.........

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


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danked
Dankarella!
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 4:04 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
i can't believe Howard came on, they shook hands, and made nicey-nice...


BannerClicker
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 4:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Don't forget about Opie marrying Sandy on air...not a dry eye in the house.

"Earl..comment?"
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 4:16 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
The biggest thing he missed was the return of Spaz, the fist fight that followed between he and Opie, Opie's unfortunate incarceration as a result and of course, the biggest insult of all, the fact that Stinky went home with Erica.


Say hello to my little friend(s)!
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danked
Dankarella!
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 4:16 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
he also missed when Earl decided to leave the show... his helicoptor was en route to his home and it crashed. there were no survivors...

(cue MASH theme) -potatoes need not reply :)




This message was edited by danked on 4-18-01 @ 5:13 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 4:27 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
He also missed yesterdays huge announcment O&A will be syndicated finally in 49 states the nly state not to get to hear O&A is Georgia.


And The Earth Becomes My Throne
I Adapt To The Unknown
By Myself But Not Alone. I Ask No One
And My Ties Are Severed Clean
The Less I Have The More I Gain
Off The Beaten Path I Reign

She-Mail Me Here

Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 4:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Who would've thought I was anthony? (That 'ol gag)


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danked
Dankarella!
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 4:35 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
oh, and there was Underwater Fight Club... Opie kicked a french guy's ass....

allright, i'm just kidding... who could fight anybody 60 ft underwater? that's just ridiculous.


zootybang
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 4:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
What about the discovery of those pornographic photos of opie,patty,two greased midgets and a grilled cheese sandwich?



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danked
Dankarella!
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 4:53 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
what about Ant's date with Jenna from Survivor? Opie was fuming pissed.


WhackBagKid
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posted on 04-18-2001 @ 5:02 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
earl wore white shoelaces


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posted on 04-18-2001 @ 5:07 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

he also missed when Earl decided to leave the show... his helicoptor was en route to his home and it crashed. there were no survivors...

(cue MASH them)




You rang ;)

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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 5:19 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Don't forget about the Olsen twins on the lesbian couch....


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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-18-2001 @ 5:23 PM      
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I can't believe you forgot to mention that they got syndicated and they gave away 10 million dollars to a lucky listener.



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posted on 04-18-2001 @ 5:27 PM      
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also, they recently named the winners of the most offensive song contest and the jackass contest.



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posted on 04-18-2001 @ 5:49 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Dont forget about Anthony saying he really enjoyed driving his mother-law around. He said all that stuff just to be funny.
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