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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: "what i would do if i was a billionare" | ||||
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| crackasscrackuh58 | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 2:26 AM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Dec. 00  | i would throw a 100 million pennies off the world trade center during rushhour to see if they would really go through people's heads "i got problems" | ||||
| FoundryMusicJeff | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 2:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Spend whatever money necessary to ensure you don't see another day. I have the Joe Dirt mullet.  | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 8:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Forget the pennies, throw yourself off and see if you really will dent the pavement. | ||||
| EvilEd | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 8:45 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 01 | I would take off every 'sig' and Hire supersqu for a little h4x0ring. | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 9:29 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Invent a time machine so I would be able to recapture these wasted moments. Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry! < | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 9:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: I call shotgun!  Officially Part of JWO: skitchr4u & JasonFromRiverEdge | ||||
| DX-Bitch | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 9:53 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01 | I would give money to the needy and the starving in where ever they are.....(tears rolls down cheek) oh who am i kidding i would party hard and die happy!!!  "when I die bury me up-side-down so the world can kiss my ass!" | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 9:55 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | DX, in the middle of all that partying, would you go outside and cry for a while? j/k Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry! < | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 9:55 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | 1. Set-up O&A.com with its own server farm and dedicated T1 lines so all the advertsing banners would go away. 2. Travel the world in my private plane.  'Anyone who is capable of being elected president should on no account be allowed to do the job' - The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy Arthur smiled at him wanly and shrugged again. He turned and smiled wanly at the rest of the pub just in case any of them had heard what was going on. None of them had, and none of them could understand what he was smiling at them for. | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 10:00 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | 1. Buy my own record label so that there would actually be good music out there to listen to/ Buy a "coffee house" in Amsterdam 2. Buy a huge compound in Arizona, invite all my friends that don't annoy the hell out of me-- give $$ to the friends that I could never live with but are good people, and tell the others to go fuck themselves--and go on a crazy drug-induced ride until I feel like stopping  no-one ever tends to me. Sitting alone covered in breeze. Some things are so my mind can breathe. The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long. Draped in sun, hands in sand. Earth acid cleanses me. It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet) This message was edited by spitfire421 on 4-19-01 @ 10:05 AM | ||||
| Skeet Slambone | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 10:16 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Burn Keansburg NJ to the ground. Build it back up with only me and a select few living there in a private community. Hey, Keansburg may be a scumbag town, but its got a great location.
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| King f-tard | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 12:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | I used to live in keansburg, right off creek road, the asshole of the jersey shore is what they should call it. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 3:29 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | i would buy the copyright for gonzo from the henson company. i would also buy my own eggplant farm and build a little resort on an island for the oa army and we'd live there away from pesky civilization. Then i would make you all my slaves muhahahahaha.... But for now i can't afford a pack of cigs so back to work.  And The Earth Becomes My Throne I Adapt To The Unknown By Myself But Not Alone. I Ask No One And My Ties Are Severed Clean The Less I Have The More I Gain Off The Beaten Path I Reign She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 3:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I'd buy an island to have my own kiddie porn ring and hire gonzo to run it... av8er FIGHT CENSORSHIP ON THE NET!! | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 3:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Two chicks at the same time... Not another Office Space reference!!! He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast  capnfudge@opieanthony.com | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 3:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | I would keep my job and just call out sick evry day. Also but a bar and of course..... [elmer j fud voice]"my name is Brokenjaw I own a mansion and a yacht"[/elmer j fud voice]  | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 3:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | i would buy britney spears for a while and show her my OH face. OH OH OH :) hows that cap:) You Must Chill, You Must Chill | ||||
| Rog2K | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 4:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: A billion would probably cover the first month... quote: You don't need a billion dollars for that.... quote: are you allowed to write the word gonzo, or is that against the agreement? I would eat, drink, and f*ck until I die. Then I'd be transplanted to a young person to do it all over again....  If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? -George Carlin | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 4:14 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: :::whip cracks::: you would, would ya? And The Earth Becomes My Throne I Adapt To The Unknown By Myself But Not Alone. I Ask No One And My Ties Are Severed Clean The Less I Have The More I Gain Off The Beaten Path I Reign She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Rookie Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 04-19-2001 @ 5:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Never again would I have to remember to use a new cover page on my TPS reports... :)
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| fatty chopped meat | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 12:04 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | i would walk into the closest mercedes benz dealership and tell the salesman to get me the s600 v12 in silver. then i woul drive that car over to the realtor and buy a huge ass crib in the hills for my mommy. then i would head on over to the travel agent and buy 3 tix to hawaii for my family.... then i'd go back to the realtor and buy an empty lot my myself so i can have a house built for myself fit with a 10-15 car garage in it. then id fill up that garage with classic american muscle cars and classic imports. then i would hook my ass up with some new threads......fuck where do i stop  Justin Credible is under my wing since 4-12-01 | ||||
| DX-Bitch | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 12:29 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01 | Hey Buttmunch...BITE ME! That was a one time thing it & will not repeat itself. Anyother remarks bout me, bring it on. "when I die bury me up-side-down so the world can kiss my ass!" | ||||
| FoundryMusicMatt | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 1:19 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Hey guys, sorry I'm late, I'm always not on time. Wait a minute, i got all the time I want, I got a time machine! I'm drivin, though, Buttmunch you can ride shotgun.  Now taking Applications... | ||||
| EvilEd | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 1:51 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 01 | I'd buy a private island in the middle of the ocean and have sex with animals. | ||||
| HUDSON | posted on 04-20-2001 @ 2:10 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | A)Spend 1/2 on a ground war via the internet to gain recruits. Take over the eastern seaboard and negotiate for independence/secession, while doing everything from one of the islands in the fuzzy regins of Maine, Massachusetts, The carolinas, or Florida. Negotiate for an unconditional cease fire, provided that and additional 2.5 billion in aide is provided for the reconstitution of the US with 1/2 going to me. B) Buy majority stock in every major theme park, change the rides, and change the names to HUDSON LAND/ HUDSON WORLD/ SEX FLAGS/BEER GARDENS/HE-SHE PARK/WHITETRASHWOOD/ and DO-ME PARK! C) Retire to a remote tropical island, turn it into a resort, and say fuck off to my family  "Don't you know? A clown can get away with Murder!" -John Wayne Gacy Grabmyjunk in another dimension | ||||
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