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Arthur Dent
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 5:03 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
OK, You have a 150 million dollar budget to make your idea of the ultimate film.

So, what story would you do?
Who to direct?
Who stars in it?






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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 5:13 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Stupid Answer:
The Unlucky Guy (Now available on DVD)




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IkeaBoy
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posted on 04-19-2001 @ 5:20 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Can I bring Kubrick back from the dead?



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Arthur Dent
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 5:33 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Let's stick to living people.

Guy Flick : Sword of Shannara by Terry Brooks
Director : The guy doing Lord of the Rings (Can't remember his name right now)
Entire cast of unknowns

Can't beat a movie that climaxes in a castle under siege by an army of thousands of different demons, giants, ogres, etc.

Comedy : (Beside my obvious choice because THEY ARE MAKING IT ALREADY)
Color of Magic, Terry Pratchet
Director : Ron Howard
Rincewind: (Gangly, inept magician)Giles on Buffy
Twoflower: (Nieve Tourist and insurance salesman) The oldest brother on Malcolm in the Middle

::TTB, it's a budget from a movie studio that wants you to produce a movie, not in your pocket::



'Anyone who is capable of being elected president should on no account be allowed to do the job' - The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Arthur smiled at him wanly and shrugged again. He turned and smiled wanly at the rest of the pub just in case any of them had heard what was going on. None of them had, and none of them could understand what he was smiling at them for.

This message was edited by Arthur Dent on 4-19-01 @ 5:46 PM
Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 5:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Stupid Answer: With that much money why the FUCK would we make a movie...we'd spend that shit on other stuff...

Stupid Answer 2: Another Matrix Sequel



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IkeaBoy
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posted on 04-19-2001 @ 6:59 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Dent, it's Peter Jackson who's doing LotR. He's probably best known by cult fans for Dead Alive (zombie baby being beaten and "I kick ass in the name of the Lord"), Bad Taste and the greatest puppet movie Meet the Feebles and drama fans for Heavenly Creatures



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posted on 04-19-2001 @ 7:07 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
dent, on the sword of shannara thing, you'd treat it right, right?no bastardizations like just about every other good book turned movie

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weinie
posted on 04-19-2001 @ 7:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
this ones easy.
I call it "Weinie and the Horde of Hot Horny Sluts"

Staring yours truly with a supporting cast of every victoria secret model and the olsen twins of course. Directed by, aw who gives an f- any way. I wouldnt even care if it makes it to celluloid.





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