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Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 04-27-2001 @ 9:29 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
I'm just going to sit and watch this one unfold.


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Kid Afrika
posted on 04-27-2001 @ 9:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I try not to crunch at work, but sometimes you just have to. Well, one time something rather amusing happened...

I was in the stall gettin' my crunch on, when someone else walks in and uses a urinal. Nothing unusual there, right? Well, when the asshole leaves, he turns off the fucking light!!! So there I am in the stall crunching away, and all of the sudden it's pitch fucking black in the bathroom. I had to walk all the way to the other side where the light switch was, doing the blind man feel your way walk. I wasn't mad, 'cause it was funny. But, it would have been funnier if it wasn't me.


What the FUCK are you looking at?

Rather die than be stuck
In a one room shack and
Kickin' back daydreaming with the 9 in my lap
So how's that from the mind of a thug nigga
Bought a fo' five cuz I heard that the slug's bigger
Figure the first muthafucka to jump
'll find hisself getting swept off his feet by the pump

GonzoStyle
posted on 04-28-2001 @ 4:49 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I'm just going to sit and watch this one unfold.



Can i watch with you?

Hey skank when will you learn a valuble lesson. Pissing on someone then saying sorry may work with comics like jay mohr and rich vos. But it doesn't work in real life. Just cause you said sorry at the end of your post doesn't make it ok.

Hey skank i fucked your mother in the ass, sorry.


I like the way you stay on attack
No matter what, I keep coming back
And how you try to hold me down
But you end up driven to the ground ...
And that you say you will pray for me
You realize you are prey for me

She-Mail Me Here

Sephiroth
posted on 04-28-2001 @ 5:51 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Hey skank i fucked your mother in the ass, sorry.



LOL, i love how Gonzo has to put a example. Skank is a bro and all, but this is fucking hilarious. Sorry Dude.




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GonzoStyle
posted on 04-28-2001 @ 5:56 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Hey Seph I Accidently Banned You, Sorry.


I like the way you stay on attack
No matter what, I keep coming back
And how you try to hold me down
But you end up driven to the ground ...
And that you say you will pray for me
You realize you are prey for me

She-Mail Me Here

Sephiroth
posted on 04-28-2001 @ 6:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Hey Seph I Accidently Banned You, Sorry.



Goddamn it Gonzo. Fix it! I'll give you some rottery tickets!



"In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!"
"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth

For any and all questions you may ever have about FF, visit the Final Fantasy Shrine
Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182
Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters


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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 04-28-2001 @ 10:40 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Uh oh, the banning in here is like a fire hose going free for all. I better leave.


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Claire
posted on 04-28-2001 @ 10:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

As much as we try to convince ourselves, the WORK POOP is inevitable.

Just wanted to go to the top...again............
as truer words have never been spoken. Good advice for sure. Thank you Gonzo, for the many laughs I had reading this!
..Does anyone else try to wait until they're alone to do the public/work poop, but then just can't wait, since nature is taking its inevitable course?



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