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Claire
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 6:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
K...
It's now about 6:30 AM. I just ventured out (why O why doesn't Tom hide the car keys?) because I ran outta cigarettes & was feenin' bad..
I felt that my adventure was very intrepid, considering I'm running on 4 hour's sleep, and woke up drunk from my Box O' Wine...
Any similar stories to share, or admonishments, would be greatly appreciated.
I'm sooo ashamed of myself.
Hey, I just gotta have that Marlboro Man, ya know???...
I am bad & evil--I just committed a DWI/DUI/ etc.
But I did make it home & didn't hit any other cars...



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onehung lo434
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 6:57 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Yea huh.Your next mission should be more simple,Try getting some sleep.
Claire
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 7:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Hey One-
I would sleep if I could. I only drove about 6 blocks, thank Gonzo...:)
I'm tryin' honey, I'm tryin'..
I am but a lowly nicotine-addicted newbie.




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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 7:15 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I am but a lowly nicotine-addicted newbie.

Remind me one day to tell you of my experience with the lung cancer I see every day working on the oncology floor of Ye Olde Hospital. :)




I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
Sephiroth
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 7:19 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I am bad & evil--I just committed a DWI/DUI/ etc.



Yeah, thats real fucking funny. Pardon me if i dont pass out from laughing.



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Claire
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 7:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Mr B, sir,
Once I've quit the cancer stix, I will take you up on that.
Worse than the H, man-drove me outta my house at 6AM, dude.
AND my beloved Grandpa James died of Emphysema....



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onehung lo434
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 7:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
No shit Seph.I guess she's never seen your post in the FU forum


Ahh Fuck this


Claire
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 7:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Seph dude-I am not trying to be funny, believe me.
As I mentioned, any & all similar experiences, & ADMONISHMENTS will be welcomed here...
Nicotine addiction sux man, from wall to wall.
At least there was noone on the road & I only drove 6 blocks to the 7-Eeleven..



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Claire
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 7:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
As prev. mentioned-I am NOT trying to be funny or cute here.
I am merely sharing a VERY stupid thing I did..
I do realize that.
I am just sharing & hoping to get some responses, as I now have...
As I said, nicotine addiction REALLY sucks, that's the only reason I went out.
Btw, thanx for replying & kicking my ass...I deserve it. That's why I posted this, for the flagellation. ALL kidding aside. Seriously.



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weinie
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 7:49 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
i dont think your gonna find much sympathy here.

FaithfulListener
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 7:51 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Glad you made it there and back without running into NY's finest! (Or NJ) I never smoked sigs, so i dont know that " need to smoke" feeling
Now get some sleep...!!!!

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The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 7:55 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Weinie, Your right. No one on this board has ever done anything like that.

Claire
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 8:01 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Weinie-I'm not looking for sympathy-just similar stories.
Like Painter said-noone has ever done this??
Not tryin' to justify, I'm just chatting.



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weinie
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 8:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Well, actually, yes,

Last night, I went out, killed my neighbors dog, raped his children, and set his house on fire. Silly me. I know i shouldnt do these things but, im sure there are other people here who have done similar things, right?


Sephiroth
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 8:16 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Last night, I went out, killed my neighbors dog, raped his children, and set his house on fire. Silly me. I know i shouldnt do these things but, im sure there are other people here who have done similar things, right?



Kinda. In my case, i raped the dog and killed the children.



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posted on 04-29-2001 @ 8:19 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
The POINT you are missing is...

6 blocks?

Did walking ever occur to you?


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weinie
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 8:23 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
i guess its better than setting the dog on fire and raping the house. You can really get something snagged on the drainpipe if your not careful.

The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 8:39 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Buttmunch, Maybe she was too drunk to walk

Claire
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 10:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Good point re: walking.
I actually was more tired than drunk, having just gotten 4 hrs sleep. I was too tired & lazy to walk. Mi bad.
quote:

Well, actually, yes,
Last night, I went out, killed my neighbors dog, raped his children, and set his house on fire. Silly me. I know i shouldnt do these things but, im sure there are other people here who have done similar things, right?


Again, may I say...
quote:

Weinie-I'm not looking for sympathy-just similar stories.
Like Painter said-noone has ever done this??
Not tryin' to justify, I'm just chatting.


Just clarifying my point here......



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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 11:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Claire..since you are new on the board and I know your daddy...let me offer you some advice...when you are posting and drunk...think extra hard about what you are going to say. In all seriousness driving while drunk is not only stupid, but it can be fatal, and most often it is someone innocent who gets hurt. Also...I don't think anyone really cares that you needed a nicotine fix either... Next time WALK its safer and you will be getting excersize to make up for your bad habit :)


How I'm craving you, yeah!
Every time I'm near you
I always want to swallow you down
I'll be right here if ya' need me
In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why
I'll never disappear




Claire
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Hey Feel-thanks for the advice.
I totally agree with you & I will walk next time.
This is why I posted the thread-I was sharing what I did, & as stated, was looking for similar stories, and also admonishments. I was not excusing what I did with the nic fit explanation, believe me. Didn't expect anyone to care, excuse, whatever. As stated above, just posting....
I will do better in future.....



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Kid Afrika
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 11:32 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
I nominate claire to be the official DUMB CUNT of OA.com. Drinking and driving is stupid, and the fact that you only had 4 hours of sleep only makes it worse.

Why, oh why, do people keep posting the stupid shit they do in life? Do they expect us to say "wow, you are soooooo cool". Many people on the board know people that have died because of drinking and driving. It's a stupid thing to do, and telling everyon you do stupid shit, well, it's just cause for mass ridicule.


What the FUCK are you looking at?

Rather die than be stuck
In a one room shack and
Kickin' back daydreaming with the 9 in my lap
So how's that from the mind of a thug nigga
Bought a fo' five cuz I heard that the slug's bigger
Figure the first muthafucka to jump
'll find hisself getting swept off his feet by the pump

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 11:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

I am bad & evil--I just committed a DWI/DUI/ etc.



quote:

Did walking ever occur to you?




God damn I went out last night got pretty drunk and stumbled my way home. Why do you people always feel the need to get in your car and drive when you are drunk??????? I mean you were home drunk and got in your car and drove out to the store.Maybee next time you decide to get drunk at home make sure you have enough smokes to last the night,god damn drinking and driving just pisses me the fuck off!!!1

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weinie
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 11:40 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
and also, be sure not to rape your neighbors house when its on fire. It really smarts.

Claire
posted on 04-29-2001 @ 11:51 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Hi Kid! So nice to hear from you again, and thank you for the suggestion. I don't have to win, because of course, it is an honor just to be nominated. You are always so sweet to me, thanks again.
Did I mention something to the effect that I was expecting to be called cool for doing this stupid thing? Um, no, my 1st post stated:
quote:

Any similar stories to share, or admonishments, would be greatly appreciated.
I'm sooo ashamed of myself.


It was just a stupid 6 AM post. Anyone who wants to put this current abortion out of its misery is welcome to do so.
Are we only allowed to post shiny happy threads?



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