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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Stupid Things You Did When You Were Younger.... | ||||
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| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 10:12 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00  | quote:I got married.  | ||||
| imapervert I want my two dollars! | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 10:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Now that is fucking funny. Well anyway, When i was around 12 or 13(seventh grade), the camp i was going to had planned atrip up to Cape Cod, we were staying at some college dorm. I was in a room with two other kids and for whatever reason we had some lighter fluid( for cigarette lighters) and this one kid got a bunch of it on his armn and I said to myself "Self wouldn't it be funny if you were to light the fluid", so I did, this kids arm was one big flame for a few seconds, he started screaming and shit, he ran his arm undeer the faucet, it was so red and he was bitching about the pain all weekend. That's my stupid story.  | ||||
| Suburban Sperm Distributor | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 12:28 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | When I was younger I masturbated to my friends mom when she was in the kitchen and I was in the bathroom peeking at her.. Beer makes women look beautiful | ||||
| Suburban Sperm Distributor | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 12:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | One time at band camp...j/k One time at summer camp I was daring and kicked the kick ball at the school window..and here's the kicker..i didn't break that plexi-glass.. Beer makes women look beautiful | ||||
| katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you! | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 7:12 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | This wasn't really when I was YOUNGER, okay, it was in January, this year--- I was out on my first date with my now boytoy, and we were bored trying to kill an hour and a half before I had to head back to my neighborhood to pick up my bio-mom from work at 10:30 pm. We had finished dinner, I started driving, said I wanted to go to the beach. We were convinced we ould find the beach if we just drove towards the general direction of the coast. If you know Oxnard, California, you'd know that "just driving towards the shore" is not a good idea at 9 o'clock at night. Point is, we got lost, trespassed on Port Hueneme Naval base, got SHOT AT by a fucking tool new boy security gaurd who, appearently thought my 98 Ford Taurus looked too much like an Iraqi tank or some shit, and THEN!!! My gas light goes on! I drive to the gas station, we fill up, and, because someone called my cel phone, I wasn't paying attention and locked my keys in the car. It was 1015-- Had I not done that, I COULD have made it home on time. Loooong story short, I was offering blow jobs to anyone who could pop the lock without killing the car. There was a tool security patrol guy there, maybe 20, who wouldn't call for help because he was hanging out where he wasn't supposed to be patroling. Then I had to call around to friends who had AAA. By the time we got back to town, it was quarter to midnight. We never DID make it to the beach. Surprisingly, I never got in trouble because I called my bio mom and told her I was at the gas station three blocks down with my keys locked in my car and I was waiting for help. No one ever questioned me, and in my family, that's a miracle. When I was about 12 or so, I was riding my bike down my street, no hands, and I got distracted by some hot girl walking the other way. I double-taked, and SLAMMED into a parked Buick. I flew over the trunk, rolled over the roof, and landed on the hood. The owner was watering his front lawn at the time. He just stood there, dropped the hose, and stared. I fucking had to carry my mountain bike home, thank you broken front wheel, and, even though I needed stiches in my elbow, my mom wouln't take me to the doctor's because she wanted to teach me a lesson in paying attention to where I was going, and how important it was to wear pads, etc. When I was in Student Council in 8th grade, we were doing a mic check for an assembly. I thought it was just me and two other techies in the booth, and I turned on the mic and said "Testies, testies, one two... three???" And that was when I saw my principal, Sister Clarence, sitting in the back of the room, by a loudspeaker....   Walk it off, deek... | ||||
| RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 11:11 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | I rode my bike into the the "asians" car. | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 11:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | omg Vinny i think my panties are wet from looking at those pics of those Trans Ams...what a beautiful car CIT (Cuties in Training): Ass4WOW (lol of course I had to pick him up just look at that name), have room for 1 more email me if you want to be a Cutie Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01 | ||||
| DR. Buster Hymen | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 11:50 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: So GrkqtOandAfan, I guess it's true that a man's car IS an extension of his penis!!! DR. Buster Hymen "Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh" Buster_Hymen@opieanthony.com | ||||
| RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 08-26-2001 @ 11:02 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | It would be a pleasure to bang you in my trans am. Anytime. I think I'm going to get rid of the guy cut in half. -Vinny | ||||
| DR. Buster Hymen | posted on 08-26-2001 @ 11:10 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Sorry, Vinny, because of the AssCunt suicide threat, you're not allowed to drive ANY car for awhile. DR. Buster Hymen "Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh" Buster_Hymen@opieanthony.com | ||||
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