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HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 05-01-2001 @ 7:52 PM      
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quote:

Now I am not a bad looking guy


LMAO!!! uh... oh, sorry......

Well sean, much like yourself, i am an image of handsomeness, but i've got one of those hideous beer gut thingys.. And somehow when i close my eyes it turns into rock-hard abs..
I'm still curious about your question though... Come on! Where are the hideous freeks on this board with an answer for this dawg?!




"Exams are over and I am happy! So, if i'm mean, it just means that you're an asshole!"


weinie
posted on 05-01-2001 @ 8:04 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
For me, its a toss up:



Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-01-2001 @ 8:48 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
You people suck!

I haven't read one fantasy that I want to steal.


Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry!
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Rumor has it that I stole today. Come back tomorrow.



KeeKee
posted on 05-01-2001 @ 8:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
I agree Spitfire.. I usualy see myself with bigger
tits...Pink,and i thought i was the only 1 that
thinks of SC in his boxers when I rub one




This message was edited by KeeKee on 5-1-01 @ 9:02 PM
Corinthia
posted on 05-01-2001 @ 8:58 PM      
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Gee and all I think about is that Im being watched by a bunch of O and A message board guys...that does it for me..





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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 05-01-2001 @ 9:00 PM      
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I just picture myself as myself, who else woud I want to be? I tend to fanasize about people I know from real life, such as classmates and coworkers, and of course Keekee's sigpic.




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KeeKee
posted on 05-01-2001 @ 9:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I tend to fanasize about people I know from
real life, such as classmates and coworkers, and
of course Keekee's sigpic.




FRESH!


Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 05-01-2001 @ 9:09 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Fresh? Are you fuckin kidding me? Next thing you know we will think shit is dope!

And how the fuck did this turn into a thread about my boxers?

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


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My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

Raven
posted on 05-01-2001 @ 11:07 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
yo this is a Dope thread



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NJDude
posted on 05-01-2001 @ 11:39 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 00
quote:

yo this is a Dope thread


No it's Off The Hook Yo!!!



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Harry Ballzanya
posted on 05-01-2001 @ 11:41 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:


then i pretend i am OJ and then i slit her throat and fuck the hole.


That could be the most disturbing thing I have ever read..Congratulations!

Don't blame Canada...Blame YOURSELF!
spitfire421
posted on 05-01-2001 @ 11:46 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

And how the fuck did this turn into a thread about my boxers?


Sorry, Sean, didn't know it was a sore subject...going commando nowadays instead?

Yo, check this shit out, yo, this mofo thread is phat as hell! LOL


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 05-01-2001 @ 11:53 PM      
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Sean you already said who I think I am when I am banging Gonzo's mom. FABIO. I have these hugh muscles and take her in one arm and do her in the poop shoot


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Corinthia
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 12:06 AM      
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Pft..I was on a role..you all had to roooooooooon it...oh wait...Sean Cold..Gonzo.........excuse me....





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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 12:08 AM      
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quote:

That could be the most disturbing thing I have ever read..Congratulations


Well if that bothers you then you obviously aren't a frequent visitor here.



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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 12:12 AM      
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quote:

Beatiful

AM - Try fixing your scrolling saying so that it is spelt right


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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 7:00 AM      
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Spit, I figured you for a groovy in a far out kinda way girl and fuck no with going commando!

Now tequilla, do you sit around in a pile of your own sloppy feces while rubbing a container of crisco on yourself during your fantasy? Fuckin Fabio!

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 7:05 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
No sean it was Bosco chocolate syrup


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GonzoStyle
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 10:47 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
since when did i become the sick one?

I've been rather tame lately, slitting someones throat is sick? since when?

sick would be if i shoved a light bulb up your ass and smacked you cheeks together as i rub my blood rocket over your teeth popping the warts and smacking my cock in your face and covering it with puss. Then i shove my rpae rocket in your ass with all the shards of glass till i reach gratification then i suck your asshole out till your eye's pop out of your fuckin head.


I like the way you stay on attack
No matter what, I keep coming back
And how you try to hold me down
But you end up driven to the ground ...
And that you say you will pray for me
You realize you are prey for me

She-Mail Me Here

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 10:50 PM      
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GS thats a normal night for you


ACCEPTING ADOPTION APPLICATIONS CLICK BELOW

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1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila floor

E-Mail Me

AOL - oanda1027fm

Proud Adoptor Of Sweet Little Sister
King f-tard
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 8:55 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Hey GS when you sucked all the lovely feces and blood out, did you at least give a reacharound?? I mean, come on, thats just common decency..





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Ronreddog
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 9:11 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

and fuck no with going commando!



C'mon, dawg, fess up! The girls want to know that you do, so you can be part of their masturbation experience! ;)

Nothing wrong with commando, especially in the summertime when the temperature's high!

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I have adopted TooCute as of 4/28/01

WOW is here, please WOW this bully today!
GonzoStyle
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 3:27 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Nothing wrong with commando



Hey Ron, wanna play Butt Commando then?


I like the way you stay on attack
No matter what, I keep coming back
And how you try to hold me down
But you end up driven to the ground ...
And that you say you will pray for me
You realize you are prey for me

She-Mail Me Here

Ronreddog
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 3:32 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Hey Ron, wanna play Butt Commando then?



Um, no! You have me confused with a 6 year old Philipino boy. Play Butt Commando with him! lol

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Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH

I have adopted FakeCeleb as of 4/25/01

I have adopted TooCute as of 4/28/01

WOW is here, please WOW this bully today!
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 5:01 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
OK ron, you have just officaly given way too much info! I hope you give yourself a bloody rash this summer you no undies wearing freak!

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!



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