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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 12:47 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
::Mr. Brownstone wipes the tears of laughter from his eyes and resumes taking bets::




I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
F N Moron
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posted on 05-04-2001 @ 2:08 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::::FN Moron puts $50 down in front of Brownstone::::
::::FN Moron takes the 5:1 odds on this being the funniest thread in a while::::
::::FN Moron orders another beer and places another wager::::
::::FN Moron lays another $50 on Buttmunch having a response to Froy by days end::::


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This message was edited by F N Moron on 5-4-01 @ 3:05 AM
King f-tard
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 9:08 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
::King f-tard walks in to say hello to everyone and pass out beers he brought::

::Sees mayhem in room, notices numerous members crouching in corners::

::Wonders why Buttmunch is smelling daisies, when they are obviously out of season::

::Offers a beer to Sean and Froy, then sits on chair in far corner and lights a smoke::





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I thought we were all just having fun...
Buttmunch
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Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 9:18 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::Buttmunch trots in, quickly slips on surgical mask to block out the stench::

::Buttmunch laughs at the 12 year old checking him out::

::Buttmunch realizes that Froy is GonzoStyle geeey::

::Buttmunch grabs part of F N Moron’s winnings::

::Buttmunch trots back off into the field of daisies and pukes::


Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry!
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Rumor has it that I stole today. Come back tomorrow.



Sephiroth
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 9:38 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
::Walks into room::
::Looks at all the people::
::Realizes that this was alot more funny when it was just Sean and Gonzo, before everyone wanted to throw their 2 cents in::
::Walks out fucking disguted::



"It's no secret that a conscience can sometimes be a pest,
It's no secret that ambition bites the nails of success,
Every artist is a coward, Every poet is a thief
They all kill their inspiration and sing about their grief."
-U2


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GRABMYJUNK
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 9:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
::grabmyjunk scratches beer gut::
::Grabmyjunk turns and looks at the goings on across the street through his telescope.::
::Grabmyjunk grabs another beer and sits back to watch the melee::


"Don't you know? A clown can get away with Murder!" -John Wayne Gacy

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i don't have a mule but i have a cock
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The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

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posted on 05-04-2001 @ 11:36 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
:::Amy sneaks into the room and steals all of Sean's beer when he's not looking:::

:::Amy runs like hell:::

WHATEVER BEN

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THESKANKWHOHANGSUPTHEPHONE
I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
CUCKOO CUCKOO
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Brazilian Men!
i am a squirrel in need of a beer!
HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 11:45 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::Hummer replaces beer with watered down tequila because he knows how much seancold loves it::

::Hummer chases after amy to see if she'll share seancold's beers::



"Exams are over and I am happy! So, if i'm mean, it just means that you're an asshole!"


Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 2:51 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
:::seancold gets really fuckin angry that peeps defiled seancold's defiling of someone who is not seancold's posting style:::

:::seancold sees that pansy buttmunch sniffing flowers:::


:::seancold can do nothing but laugh:::

:::seancold decides to hunt down amy for seancold's beer and then beat the shit out of her for hiding that border jumper boyfriend from the cops that seancold called:::


And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!



This message was edited by Sean Cold 3:16 on 5-4-01 @ 3:02 PM
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 05-04-2001 @ 3:01 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
::Froy walks back in::

::Froy sees Buttmunch smelling his daisies, kicks him in the balls and take his winnings::

::Froy looks up at the tree next to the field::

::Froy curses because the softball is still stuck in a branch::

::Froy conveniently forgets that Skank is only banned for a week and never unbans him::


~Matt/Froy from Jersey

Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.
Crybaby Howie
ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 3:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
<-- :: Stumbles in wearing stained wife-beater t-shirt and drinking a Schlitz ::

:: Start whacking my Rape root and pissing on the floor ::

:: Bends over and shoots a river of "Night after heavy Drinking" Beer Shits....Runs out Laughing ::




This message was edited by Crybaby Howie on 5-4-01 @ 3:11 PM
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 3:03 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
:::seancold recalls said ball that seancold threw in tree:::

:::Seancold also recalls froy getting multiple sticks stuck in same tree:::

:::Seancold thinks we should throw the pansy sniffer butt munch up in tree to get the mother fuckin ball:::

:::seancold wonders if he can get some of BM's winnings from froy:::

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 05-04-2001 @ 3:10 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
::Froy puts winnings in bank to keep Sean from taking any of his stolen cash::

::Froy remembers Sean throwing several sticks over the tree::

::Froy laughs as he thinks of Sean almost throwing his shoulder out hurling rocks at the branch::


~Matt/Froy from Jersey

Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
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I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 3:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
::Criticslovesnatch wanders back in here wondering what this will deteriorate to next::

::CLS see's sean and rememberes that he is supposed to adopt the long haired freak::

::CLS starts beating on sean, only later realizing that sean has about a foot and half on him::

::CLS grabs ballpeen hammer and bashes sean in the head, then runs away like a little girl before sean comes to::


"Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

My adopted mini-critic is Getinthecoffin

Anyone else looking to be adopted IM me at Jemo123


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