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armymad
DUMBEST POSTER EVER!!!
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 8:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
upn news really do suck ass, for example with the story about vince. thought it would be a long of story. come to find out it the little peace of shit




This message was edited by armymad on 5-11-01 @ 8:45 AM
TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 8:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Ever hear of a spellcheck or are you talking in ebonics. What the hell are you talking about?


Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 8:41 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

it me are do upn news suck ass

[sarcasm]Oh we get it...it's like "All your base are belong to us"[/sarcasm]

GIVE US OUR 30 SECONDS BACK NOW!!!!




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TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 8:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I would like to make a recommendation to the mods about giving you an extra special status. I recommend giving you the status of:
Most illiterate mother fucker on the opieanthony message board.


weinie
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 8:47 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Is it me or did I forget to wipe myself thoroughly before. (hmmm, no its not me)

CacaSmooches
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 9:37 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
lol...

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spitfire421
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Back to the topic, it's not just UPN (even though that's the worst news) it's all major network news. It's blood and gore with a "cute" or "heartwarming" story to suck you in, and they leave out what's really happening around the country/world. It's not the real news, it's the same as the tabloids...

for "real" news without tabloid journalism and if you really want to find out what's going on out there, turn on the BBC World News-- you'll even learn something

Network news, worse than UPS


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no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
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This message was edited by spitfire421 on 5-11-01 @ 9:56 AM
TheGooch
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posted on 05-11-2001 @ 9:54 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I noticed the same thing, UPN sucks. They said the Vince announcement would be on "next" in the beginning, and then suckered you to watch them until 48 minutes later for a one minute announcement. UPN, worse than UPS.



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To disgrace, distract, and bother me.
And the dirt of gossip blows into my face,
And the dust of rumors covers me.
But if the arrow is straight -
And the point is slick,
It can pierce through dust no matter how thick.
So I'll make my stand
And remain as I am
And bid farewell and not give a damn."

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Opie696
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posted on 05-11-2001 @ 9:56 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
they did the same type of thing when the voyerbus was arrested


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TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 10:00 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Wit mys newz status, I wiz only post in ebonecs.

Boy, you mods are ballbusters. Very funny.





This message was edited by TeenWeek on 5-11-01 @ 10:07 AM
Arthur Dent
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 10:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
I've said it before and I'll post it again.

Network news will ALWAYS be a ratings obsessed waste land until rating for news programs become meaningless.

What the networks should do is get together and agree that they will all charge the same amount for commercials during news coverage regardless of ratings. When there is no pressure to compete over ratings from sensationalist news stories, then the idealistic young journalsts out there will actually be able to do the indepth coverage of the storied we NEED to know about, not the ones the least common denominator WANT to see.

*Gets down off soapbox and opens it to reveal cooler full of beer* For after lunch. ;)




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MONGO!!!
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 10:10 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
MONGO THINK ARMYMAD NEED TO GET HEAD OUT OF ASS!!!

ARMYMAD KEEP MAKE NEW TOPIC MAKE NO SENSE!!!

MONGO KICK ARMYMAD ASS IF ARMYMAD SHOW UP AGAIN!!!


MONGO ADOPTED BY HOSPITALIANO MAN SINCE MOTHER NO HERE ANYMORE!!!
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 10:13 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Shitface why is it that you feel the need to constantly have one word replies like nice, cool, and lol. Shows how much you have to add. As for news I don't even watch it anymore. For most of my news I i go here, they get their news from reuters which is pretty reliable.



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This message was edited by adolescentmasturbator on 5-11-01 @ 10:18 AM
Sephiroth
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 10:28 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Hey, Mongo's back!

Welcome back man!



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They all kill their inspiration and sing about their grief."
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posted on 05-11-2001 @ 10:31 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

it me are do upn news suck ass...(grammar)

upn news really do suck ass, for example with the story about vince(grammar). thought it would be a long of story(choppy sentence). come to find out it the little peace(spelling) of shit




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This message was edited by Faceman on 5-11-01 @ 10:33 AM
MONGO!!!
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 10:45 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
HELLO MISTER CHINAMAN!!!

MONGO NO REMEMBER YOU BUT MONGO SAY HI ANYWAY!!!

MONGO TRY FIND MOTHER TO GIVE MOTHER SPECIAL MOTHER DAY GIFT!!!

MAYBE MISTER CHINAMAN HELP ME FIND MOTHER!!!


MONGO ADOPTED BY HOSPITALIANO MAN SINCE MOTHER NO HERE ANYMORE!!!
Sephiroth
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 6:52 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Mister Chinaman? Well, thats new. Everyone else just calls me a dirty, filthy Gook.



"It's no secret that a conscience can sometimes be a pest,
It's no secret that ambition bites the nails of success,
Every artist is a coward, Every poet is a thief
They all kill their inspiration and sing about their grief."
-U2


Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182
I have adopted Harry Ballzanya, and KOATAS. When they screw up, report their newbie asses to me.
HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 7:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
seph...you forgot chink, slope, zip-head, victim of being blind folded wit dental floss, slant eyes...any others?



AIM: Tv v ist of FaTe

"some people jus need a ruthless beating!"
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This message was edited by HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe) on 5-11-01 @ 7:34 PM
Sephiroth
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 7:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

seph...you forgot chink, slope, zip-head, victim of being blind folded wit dental floss, slant eyes...any others?




Who the fuck are you again?



"It's no secret that a conscience can sometimes be a pest,
It's no secret that ambition bites the nails of success,
Every artist is a coward, Every poet is a thief
They all kill their inspiration and sing about their grief."
-U2


Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182
I have adopted Harry Ballzanya, and KOATAS. When they screw up, report their newbie asses to me.
HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)
posted on 05-11-2001 @ 7:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
jokes arent allowed on the message board anymore?
i didnt get the memo



AIM: Tv v ist of FaTe

"some people jus need a ruthless beating!"
for wrestling news http://bounce.to/NwF
Sam Adams-"theres no beer in the food, but theres food in the beer"
King f-tard
posted on 05-12-2001 @ 10:48 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Alright, now I need an egg roll. Seph, litle help???





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MONGO!!!
posted on 05-12-2001 @ 9:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
OKAY MISTER DIRTY FILTHY GOOK, DO YOU KNOW WHERE MONGO MOTHER IS???


MONGO ADOPTED BY HOSPITALIANO MAN SINCE MOTHER NO HERE ANYMORE!!!
fatty chopped meat
posted on 05-12-2001 @ 9:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
dis bored am dough gwate. i wuvz pozdin anmd maikin nuh zensse.

aye dink aim gohn zday fo wahl.

danks foks!



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HummerLovin
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posted on 05-13-2001 @ 11:02 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Should i even bother mentioning Mongo's caps lock problem? Eh... didn't think so...




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HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)
posted on 05-13-2001 @ 11:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
hummer...i think i get it, MONGO is supposed to be a grammar defficiant, little boy in a huge guy's body, searching for his mom...and he's talking loud...i think(i read between the lines a bit)



AIM: Tv v ist of FaTe

"some people jus need a ruthless beating!"
for wrestling news http://bounce.to/NwF
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