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| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 4:15 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00  | Hey Cereal violator, your last post is worthy of a  If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit! | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:26 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Did you really think I was going to let this post die so quickly. Bzzzzzz..... Wrong. Try again, dumbass. Hey Dick for Brains. Where are you? Quit jerkin off and answer the fucking thread dipshit. I'm in a monday mood and your ass is about to ripped open YET AGAIN. Metal........ here pussy pussy pussy..... come out come out where ever you are. . . . . . . If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit! | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:36 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Geeeeeezus Grumpy, Are you talking to me?? I don't see nobody else constantly jacking...oh... I'm sure your engorgement was strictly the result of physical stimuli and not some deep seeded lust for man ass... BTW, that's some damn tasty pig...Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to get back to all the wacking I've been doing. Yer dad doubled his order of, um, face cream. Ventriliquist Detective capnfudge@opieanthony.com | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:42 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Huh, what??? Here I am sleeping, minding my own damn business and I'm forced to wake up listening to the sounds of Cap'n hobbing the pig's nob. Fucking nice..... I should take this gah damned sword and poke your fucking eye out...packer E-Mail Me  "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 9:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Well Gahhhhdammmmn and hootie pattootie. I set out an asswipe call and I get two (two) of them to answer. Today must be my lucky day. Capn - When you're done yankin on the 2 inch thing you call a dick, you can come over and wash the pig down of all the shit you sprayed on him. What they fuck were you thinking about with the chocolate syrup and handcuffs? Wha? You mistook the pig for your mom again? Metal - I'll get back to your sorry ass later, I found a new toy to play with. He volunteered. Far be it for me not to indulge the retard. If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit! | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:00 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Grump, wake me up when you're done cooking that milk(?) in the cereal eating minute steak. Just save the bones.....my chihuahua is hungry E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | You know, this barrel has a lot more room than you'd think... Metal, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to let Grumpy bone me... Grumpy, when are you performing in the freak show today? Are you still calling yourself "Tiny, the world's shortest crossdresser?" Metal's dad wants his dress back CLEAN this time. Ventriliquist Detective capnfudge@opieanthony.com | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | See that? When the lame get lamer, they go to short jokes. Let me settle this once and for all. Yes, I'm short, but I'm still hung like a horse compared you, pencil dick. The freak show? That's where I met your sister, she was trying to get her own show : 'See what I can fit up my ass'. Apparently she learned that from your mom capn. It seems she had her own show years ago. She went by the name 'Abyss'. you put stuff up her ass and it was never to be seen again. I hope that barrel is comfy. You're gonna be there for a while. Accepting applications for adoption. Email or IM me. If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit! | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 10:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Yeah yeah yeah, my mom's a whore, my sister's a whore, my dad's a whore...does that make them bad people???? Its a very old profession after all and the 401K is pretty good. Enough with the dick jokes. The more times you say your hung like today, tomorrow and yesterday, the more you beg other men to think about your dick. That's sounds like a problem you should take to the local men's room. Not that there's anything wrong with that...yeah right! Ventriliquist Detective capnfudge@opieanthony.com | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 11:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Ya gotta love it when you don't even have to tool on them for them to be in the barrel. What more can I add to this? Accepting applications for adoption. Email or IM me. If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit! | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-12-2001 @ 12:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Maybe just the fact that he saves the vacuum cleaner for his own, dirty little pleasures. Hate to have to clean that jizz infested bag E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 10:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Its taken more time to score the battle of wits than I thought. I haven't graded in crayon in years. Here are the preliminary findings of Cap'ns ability to hold his own....figuratively...we all know he holds his "own" often. Probability he has no balls: 100% Probability he will attempt some lame ass response to the scoring: 64.98% Probability that Cap'n will get boned by the pig and become his bitch for life: 74.84% Calculations are available at the complaint office... E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 10:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Are we working on statistics? Cool, here's some: Probability of Capn getting gang raped by chimpanzees at the zoo: 82.95% Probability of Capn actually being funny in a post: 12.29 % Probability of Capn getting laid in the next 5 years: .0295% (this is excluding the chimps) Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness Report all of their inappropriate behaviors to me. If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit! | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 10:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | What's the probability that I'm tempted to delete this entire abortion of a thread?  Mentor to Snakebite (Graduate) | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 10:58 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Grump, I double checked the math on that one...you forgot to divide by the coefficient of more funnier which actually brings you to the correct result of: 3.51 %. Please have the pig check your work next time E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 11:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Ya see that, just when the fun starts the "Fun Police" show up. ::takes out 12 PBA cards:: Okay officer, what's it gonna take for you leave this thread alone. I like messing with the failed abortion attempt that you posted. :) Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness Report all of their inappropriate behaviors to me. If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit! | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 11:02 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Hey...wha??...wha??? Butt....you wouldn't do that...come on man, YOU started this mess. Don't go nuts yet, you just got the powers E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 11:07 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | More probabilities: Probability of Metal and Grumpy getting strikes for messing with the salad tosser: 86.94% Probability of both of them getting banned by the salad tosser: 97.76% Probability that a beer at the pool tourney will make the salad tosser turn his back : 65.35% hey metal, maybe we can feed him a newbie to play with to distract him. Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness Report all of their inappropriate behaviors to me. If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit! | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 11:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Probability Buttmunch likes Vinegar and Water salad dressing: 72.43% Probability he hasn't read the new Mod handbook yet: 81.87% Probability he can read: 23.55% E-Mail Me "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 11:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Ugh, go feed Buttmunch that Transformer guy...I can't use my old sig pic anymore now that he defiled it:( Probability of this thread making me LMFAO all day: 100% (if you let it stay Butt, I'll even buy you a beer next week)   | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 11:17 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | While we're on probabilities: Probability of BM finding someone to toss his salad in the next 6 months: 13.45% (higher if he threatens with strikes and bannishment) Current probability of Grumpy getting a strike: 99.45% Probability of Grumpy taking his strike out on his adoptees: 93.45% (if they show up today) Probability of Fez finding that thing called a life : 36.56% Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness Report all of their inappropriate behaviors to me. If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit! | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 11:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Probability that I will abuse my Mod powers and let you all buy me a beer: 100% The abortion stays. Strikes will be issued at random. Bannings t/b/a Mentor to Snakebite (Graduate) | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 2:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I'm sorry I've been gone so long. I was waiting for you to say something that offended me. Keep going, I'll let you know...corky;) Ventriliquist Detective capnfudge@opieanthony.com | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-14-2001 @ 2:50 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Back to probabilities: Probability the Metal hasn't had his cup of coffee and doesn't realize that i posted this at 3 am: 98.238% Probability that he;ll say "What the fuck?" about the post time: 100% Probability that Capn will be the victim of choice today: 88%  Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness Report all of their inappropriate behaviors to me. If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit! | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-19-2001 @ 5:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | At the request of a certain individual who's mother I slept with last night and regretted it, I'm reviving this thread. Yo Toothless FuckedUP Enormous Cunt, here ya. Go nuts big boy. Lets see what your homo ass has got. Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness THEY'RE BOTH M.I.A. IF YOU SEE THEM, TELL THEM THEIR GRADUATION IS IN JEOPARDY! "KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, EYES OPEN AND LISTEN. YOU MIGHT JUST LEARN SOMETHING" | ||||
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