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This is apparently a true story...
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he
not only gave his famous "One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for
Mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks - usual com traffic
between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Before he re-entered
the lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival
Soviet Cosmonaut; however, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the
Russian nor American space programs.
Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the "Good luck,
Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. On July 5, in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering
questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question
to Armstrong.
He finally responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and so Armstrong
felt he could answer the question.
When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the
backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors'
bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky.
As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr.
Gorsky, "Oral sex? Oral sex you want? You'll get oral sex when the kid next
door walks on the moon!

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