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Balisarious
posted on 05-21-2001 @ 11:05 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her 9-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet, with the little boy.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "Ok, how much?"
Boy - $250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - $750."
Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."

The boys says, "I can't, I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that, that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."



Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 05-21-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
while your joke is some sort of a classic i would like to take this time to go over some administrative guidelines. first of all you are allowed only 1 sig pic in your signature so either the clown pic or the hamster must go. as for the clown pic its too big. you are allowed 500 pixel in your sig pic. your pic is 433 x 197 which is over the acceptable limit. thanx for your cooperation:)




Christ, you know it ain't easy,
you know how hard it can be
the way things are going
they're gonna crucify me-john lennon




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