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Posted By	Discussion Topic: Design an O&A video game
Arthur Dent	posted on 05-23-2001 @ 1:05 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	My idea so far. Play as either Opie or Anthony. Opie's special power: Psycho Factor allows invincible attack. Anthony's special power: Impersonation creates confusion in enemies and allows sneak attacks and stealth. Level one: As Opie start at train station. As Anthony start at broken down SUV. Make your way through the rainy streets of Manhattan dodging umbrella weilding asian women who try to pluck your eyes out. Level one boss: Black Earl tries to run you over in the WNEW van. Level two : Make your way through the WNEW cubicle farm while dodging Sales people throwing deadly bad commercial copy like frisbees. Level two boss: Stalker Patty in the waiting room tries to rape you. Any other ideas? We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. -Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board
TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 05-23-2001 @ 1:13 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	How about Spaz as a homeless person villain who panhandle, hits you in the back of the head with a brick and pisses off of rooftops onto you.
The Brain He's good at teh rhyming questions	posted on 05-23-2001 @ 1:13 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	In true Deus Ex style fashion, you could elect to be stealthy: Stealth missions would include: -- hiding the fish -- taking a snapshot of Ken Stevens and Melissa in a compromising position and successfully posting it on Foundry without being caught -- escaping the studio with the retarded Laverne and Shirley attempting to track you down "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" This message was edited by The Brain on 5-23-01 @ 1:25 PM
SmashNGrab G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Stone of Jordan SR&R Team	posted on 05-23-2001 @ 1:21 PM
Hanger-On Registered: May. 01	How about playing as Psycho Mark: Quests/Tasks: 1) Have anal on Ken Steven's couch 2) Score/smoke weed in the stairwell 3) Vandalize rival station van's 4) Anally rape Carson Daly on TRL set 5) Roam the city looking for live TV shoots
spitfire421	posted on 05-23-2001 @ 1:22 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	I'm picturing a mpre Leisure Suit Larry-type game, with no redeeming qualities whatsoever One level will have to be Run Around Park for Erin...while running away from the cops and FCC If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on downMy new demented chick in training is psychokerri, all problems should be addressed to spitfire@opieanthony.com :)
Lord Magus I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC	posted on 05-23-2001 @ 1:54 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	how's this.. An Anthony-Only level: "destroy All Spaz's" You must run through the city (dodging lawyers with subpeonas to court dates) and collect 5 of the most outrageous and ridiculously stupid news articles you can find. On your way back to studio you are chased by the Insect's kids.. the only way to defeat them is to find a dumpster and kick it open, thereby spilling cockroaches all over them (the insect's will get you) Inside the studio you give the 5 articles to Spaz who then proceeds to perform week in review..which eventually activates the psycho factor in Opie's head, and Opie destroys Spaz. The score for this board would be based on how long it takes Opie to flip and destroy spaz.. this would of course be based on the articles you recovered..the stupider they are, the stupider spaz is.. the quicker Opie loses it.. the higher the score. Mission Accomplished NO! I am NOT a Goth Dude!! "It's hard to garble nawdle zous, With all these marbles in my mouth" E-Mail Me This message was edited by Lord Magus on 5-23-01 @ 2:00 PM
SmashNGrab G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Stone of Jordan SR&R Team	posted on 05-23-2001 @ 2:30 PM
Hanger-On Registered: May. 01	I think the game should have Act's (like in Diablo). Act I would start you off in Boston where you have to navigate everything using only right turns (3 rights make a left...), collecting boxes of wine before the mother-in-law goes psycho. To get out of Boston and move to NYC (Act II), you must kill the mayor (Boss of the Act). As for Act III and other future acts, I guess we can find out in about 8 days or so.
IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 05-23-2001 @ 2:33 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	First off I liked the Leisure Suit Larry series and I'd like a Leisure Suit Larry-esque O&A game/Series but I'm picturing an Earthworm Jim-esque game. OK I don't think we should argue that the BIG BOSS should be Howard, OK? Ok. Other bosses can include: Mel Karmazan, the Mayor doubleteam (gulianni & menino), Mike Tyson (first time he appears on Zoloft, second time off the Zoloft), knife weilding OJ, gun weilding Heston, camel toe powered Celine Dion. Levels (aside from NY, Boston, etc.): Planet of the Apes, hide from OJ in the Brentwood Estate, the Titanic, the Voyeur Bus chase down the streets of NY (Avoid the cops and the president), Amazon Women from the DOOM where you fight Wendy and members of NOW. There should be little bonus levels also like how many bong hits can Stinky handle?, how many children can Norton abuse?, how quickly can you kill Dice?, the Mystery Spaz Science Trivia 3000 game (more points for the more you get right), and how many WOWs can you get on live TV. Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney Read my column at Foundry Or go to my O&A sound site
BARRY MANILOW	posted on 05-23-2001 @ 2:33 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Gotta have the target practice level...you are Op or Ant, you have lit candles and you have to drip them on the naked girl moving around under you. T & A are points...Nips and Balloon Knot are Bonus points.
LaughRiot	posted on 05-23-2001 @ 2:39 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	You must include the following. -Power ups with Planet Java's Tremble, no Zoloff Attack, the Tyson "Children eater", OJ slash and run, the Robert Blake lawyer bad mouthing, Gay Marco crotch grab, special "AK47" attack, and of course you can't have this game wihtout the Stern GAG and deny power up. -Secret Olson twin fantasy level. -Secret Action Park level where you can ride the Alpine Slide. -Level 10 Pre-Boss, Abercrombie and Fich(sp?) midget, Level 10 Real Boss, Stern. -Power of wiffle ball bat. -And there should be a level where you have to out run the Mayor in a Lexus, or a bus. I'm your quiet neighbor.
SmashNGrab G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Stone of Jordan SR&R Team	posted on 05-23-2001 @ 2:40 PM
Hanger-On Registered: May. 01	Another target practice level could be positioning a "bottle-rocket launcher". The target of course would be Il-Duque.
King f-tard	posted on 05-23-2001 @ 2:43 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	After you clear levels, you can unlock secret characters, like Lynch and FM Steve. Official driver of the Tart Cart (Extra helmets are in the back)I thought we were all just having fun...
LaughRiot	posted on 05-23-2001 @ 2:53 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Couldnt this go in GD? I'm your quiet neighbor.
IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 05-23-2001 @ 3:04 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	Dominick barbara as a villain who keeps throwing paper from you, taking your money (points) and might very well sit on you. Additional/Helping character: The Ranting angry Lewis Black as an additional character you can call upon to hear political commentary/go psycho on villains. Gorilla Boy as temporary protection from enemies. Drunk Ben will draw attention away from you by starting fights with random characters saying he'll anally rape their 4 year old daughter. Black Earl starts to fight to help you but then just sits down under a tree and falls asleep. Another level: resurrect Dice's career (the joke is no matter how hard you try...YOU CAN'T!!) Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney Read my column at Foundry Or go to my O&A sound site
Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!!	posted on 05-23-2001 @ 5:24 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	Much to think of... How about a Special Stinky Stage ala Resident Evil? Of course you gotta have Psycho Mark as a hidden character, as well as Jim Norton, Jay Mohr, Dice, Ben, Rick, Louis Black, Ron and Fez, Stinky, and whoever else. Another Bonus Stage, the Special Opie w/mallet smash-a-thon, Ant driving through NYC with SUV avoid cops, Jim Norton mission,where Norton has to collect ceratin items to get laid, and Jay Mohr on a Plug mission. The Ideas are limitless! If you don't have regrets, you haven't accomplished anything. -Josh Silver, Type O Negative "My graduate, The Mrs."
FollowThisLogic Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan.	posted on 05-24-2001 @ 11:26 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Call me old-fashioned, but I was thinking along the lines of either Street Fighter/any Capcom fighter style, or like Awfulmon from somethingawful.com... Hell, if someone knows Flash well enough to make a game, this is even doable. Me droogies: Two positions currently available.
Sloatsburgh	posted on 05-24-2001 @ 11:47 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	That tribute to JeffK is absolutely hilarious. OMG. "I use you for good board I'm not your friend" Guided by Dryblood.
FollowThisLogic Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan.	posted on 05-24-2001 @ 11:51 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Gotta love the YUO = FAG0T attack. Me droogies: Two positions currently available.
Sloatsburgh	posted on 05-24-2001 @ 1:48 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Personnaly, I liked the squinting attack, but that YUO=FAG0T is classic! "I use you for good board I'm not your friend" Guided by Dryblood.
FoundryMusicMatt	posted on 05-24-2001 @ 4:50 PM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00	Speaking of Something Awful, on the forums over there there's a group of people working on a SA Forum RPG. When it's done, it's gonna incorporate all the known posters, in jokes, SA References, etc, basically everything Something Awful. Is there anyone here who knows anything about this program (I think it's called RPG Maker 2000) and could make an O&A rpg?? That would just be...the pinnacle of coolness. Plus that way you could have a party of characters, but still have all the characters in the game. Anyone know anything about this program or something like it? Whatever makes you happy Whatever you want You're so fucking special I wish I was special www.sagoons.com

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