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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: The cool and the weird stuff you've seen on the subway. | ||||
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| Arthur Dent | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 9:49 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00  | Anyone who uses the subway regularly notices some really cool and really weird stuff all the time. So share your observations. I saw a woman wearing sandles who had a very cool henna (sp?) pattern painted on her feet. Thought it was a cool idea. Ever notice when a woman wears a satchel bag with the strap going diagonally across her chest? How it kind of seperates and lifts up the one breast? Very hot. Now for the weird. I was taking the subway home at 2 in the morning. Some stinking bum got up and started walking to the other end of the car. An old guy on crutches looked over and realized the guy had just taken a dump on a piece of newspaper and left it on the seat. The guy picked up one of the crutches and chased the bum out of the car and down the platform. Trane pulled out before I could see if he hit the bum or not.  ______________________________ We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. -Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 9:58 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I cut the snot out of my thumb and was on the 2 trying to get to the hospital and this woman start asking me what I did and finally she begged to see my cut...I politely declined to remove the bandage...She was very disappointed. I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!  capnfudge@opieanthony.com I adopted NOBODY. Honest, that's the name. Now accepting 1 more application for the crew. | ||||
| Opie696 G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 10:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Yes Arthur the bag thing is very hot. lol oh god that dump thing was nasty though. but i guess thats what u get when ur on the subways. lol. ive only taken the subway once and i guess i was lucky to have not seen anything weird We're all just monkeys!! I have adopted Jeni from Hoboken and Cosell420 E-Mail Me and i will get to back to u A.S.A.P, or AIM ople696 | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 10:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | MALE-CHAUVANISTIC PIG POST ALERT! I haven't taken a subway in years but back in the days of high school and college, buses and subways were a way of life for me. I've seen some sick shit and some interesting shit as well. I think my most fondest memories of what I saw on the subway were the countless views down girls shirts as they sat and I stood infront of them on crowded subways. That and 'accidentally' noticing what color/type their panties were as they sat across from me. Mind you that these were PURELY ACCIDENTAL of course. ;) Note to self: Take a ride on the subway during rush hour today.  Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me. If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 10:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I saw a fight on the subway once, a guy got bumped by another guy, it was early morning on a saturday and both were drunk. that was a great fight with the two of them falling all over the place going around the turns and the train slowing and speeding up! it went of for 2 stops! Grumpy is right too, the down shirt or up skirt looks make traveling much more gooder!  | ||||
| Gabriel | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:32 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: May. 01 | Last Friday I had to take the 6 train in the middle of rush hour and of course, people were packed in like sardines... now I don't like the Subway, even normally... I pay extra to take MetroNorth and would write it off as a mental health expense except that would get me audited... so this junkie bitch starts going on and on about she has no money for food & shelter (only junk i assume) and as she's squeezing by me, I say, "Are you serious? You're gonna try to panhandle when it's this crowded... Do the World a favor and Fucking Kill Yourself." That's when I realized that I need to start posting and get my aggressions out here instead of out in public. And I do feel a bit shitty about saying that to another human being.  You gotta work for Me, Upstairs. I can get you in. You'd Love it: Nobody tells you when to go to bed...You can eat all the Ice Cream you want...You get to Kill..All day, and All Night. - Archangel Gabriel from The Prophecy | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Gab, welcome aboard! I'm surprised the junkie did't start something with you... And once again, Grumpy speaks the truth...woman on the subway give you something to do between stops...lol I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!! capnfudge@opieanthony.com I adopted NOBODY. Honest, that's the name. Now accepting 1 more application for the crew. | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | The worst is when you take your O&A behavior outside.... My wife hates it when I scream at reckless drivers to hit a tree and taste their own blood, but she likes it when I scream "Hang up te phone, you Skank". Grumpy, if the girls are sitting down and you are standing, how can you possibly look down their shirts? Are you standing on someone's shoulders? I saw a newspaper flutter on the tracks carried by a soft back-wash current until the newspaper stopped hovered at a hole joining the opposite tracks. It was then that the newspaper fell flat and a big fucking rat walked into the hole.  You are an example of Reverse-Darwinism: The product of 2 inferior humans. | ||||
| meatballnip | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:16 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | Not cool, pretty weird and definitely sick. I was on the F train at 2am. I was reading a book and did not notice that the train was re-routed to Roosevelt Island and there was only me and some old guy on train. Needless to say he took out his junk and started yanking away. I had nowhere to go (can't go from car to car on the F) and did not want to provoke this looney in any way. I told hem to stop and go away. So, he stands up and starts walking towards me saying he's going to come. My only choice was to attack. When the train arrived at the station, 4 very large subway workers got onto the train only to see me beating the living shit out of a man that has his pants down. They grabbed ME, thinking I was trying to rape him. By the time I was able to explain, the guy was gone. I know I broke a few of his bones, at least that's something. apodted by my crackdaddy, Fez as of 5/17. Damn, this school takes a long time. | ||||
| GAGOOTZ | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 10:41 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Well I have a couple of experiences on the subway. one time I was riding with my brother while he was on duty (NYPD in the Bronx) and we were just getting on the trian at like 1:30am and these guys jumped the turnstyle and started fighting on the platform, then started going for my brother. God bless the good old nightstick!! Another experience was It was about 2:30am after New Years Y2K. There were a bunch of drunk girls in the train car with me and my buds, we were drunk our sleves and started hitting on the girls, begging them to strip. A couple of em flashed us, but two of em showed bush woo hoo!!! "Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER! | ||||
| Whackbag | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:00 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | The strap things is one of my favorite things in the world. Chicks absolutely do it on purpose. It makes boobage even better, which is a strong feat. | ||||
| Rowelentless Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | Did you ever see the size of the rats on some lines. There as big as fucking dogs! Signed- F'N Rowelentless  | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:um, no we don't, it just goes like that. the fact that they make my boobs look good is just an added bonus.  An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo KnightRyder2k1 is now under my protection for the next 10 days, if he ever posts, hopefully it'll be good :)crxgirl@opieanthony.com | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | 2 weeks ago, while on my way to the Bar 9 meeting, i had to take the D train from Bedford Park avenue to 52nd street. At around Fordam road, this guy stumbles onto the train, reaches into his back pocket, pulls out the contents of a small bag, and begins to snort cocaine. I couldnt believe how brazen he was about it, like he was the only one on the train (there was about 50 other people in this particular car). Made me fucking sick. "With just a touch of my burning hand I send my astro zombies to rape this land Prime directive, exterminate The whole human race And your face drops in a pile of flesh And then your heart, heart pounds Till it pumps in death Prime directive, exterminate Whatever stands left" -The Misfits Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM:Hitokiri182 I have adopted SilentHill2 and NAMBLA Prez as my newbies. Any and all problems should be reported to me. | ||||
| FaithLess Listener | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:31 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01 | OK...this was a great moment 4 me...lol...I felt like some kinda city avenger. I had just gotten of the 6 train at 68th st. under Hunter, and as I began walking towards the stairs, I see a loaded diaper, all wraped up, get tossed out of the doors right on to the platform in front of me, not more than 10 feet ahead. I was f'ing blown away, I couldn't believe it. She wasn't trying to get it into a garbage can, there wasn't one, she just decided to toss it out and leave it. When I got to the "bomb," I picked it up, looked at the woman in the train car, she looked at me with an attitude like, "what's your problem," and just as the doors began to close I winged the thing right at the slob, and I swear it exploded like a frigin' shrapnel grenade all over the biatch! The expression on her face as the car pulled away was PRICELESS! MAN that felt good! LOL...JUSTICE! | ||||
| Angelo from da Bronx | posted on 06-12-2001 @ 1:45 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | I have a subway (and bus) curse. I am a dam fat chick magnet. Never fails, if theres a seat open next to me, a fat chick will take it. Never f'n fails. My only decent subway story is one day I on a train I had some big guy threaten to kick my ass cuz he thought i was starin at his girl (which I actually wasn't cuz she wasn't that good lookin). I didn't tell him his girl was ugly though cuz i'm a wus, i just basically said whatever man, i wasn't starin at anyone. -------------------------- E-Mail me HERE AIM ME AT : OA AfdB | ||||
| Lobo | posted on 06-12-2001 @ 3:39 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: May. 01 | The coolest thing I've ever seen on the train was Magic Miguel doin his thing. On the other hand, There was this sick bastard on the A train who was bashing his head against a window. I was riding with my younger brother and sister. The dude started spitting all over the place. When I turned to look at him, I got hit in the face with a blood filled loogie. I got up to beat the living hell out of him. My siblings latched on to me and pulled me off at the next stop. The fear of god was in his eyes. Chaos is the natural order of the universe.  Lone Wolf on the Prowl | ||||
| GAGOOTZ | posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:35 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Yo bro, I don't who was gabbing on to me, i would have fucking killed they guy if some random sick bastard in NYC spit on me. I'd pull out my knife and stab him! "Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER! | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:55 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Sloats - you, my friend, are not an avid rider of subway cars. This is obvious. I don't stand on anyone's shoulders. Do you know what a subway sway is. As the train goes back and forth, you sway with it back and forth. On a good sway, and a really packed car with people behind you, you can lean in and almost be on top of the person sitting. Ahhhh---- the good ol days of riding the subway in high school.  Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me. If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 06-12-2001 @ 10:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | CRX, you always look great to us, now stop selling yourself short! | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 06-12-2001 @ 11:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | That's right Grumpy, you're just short, not a 6" gnome. Damn, I always get those mixed up. Once, on a really packed 6 train, I followed a bead of sweat develop on a guy's forehead, run down the side of his face and leave a dollar (Eisenhower) sized stain on his white shirt. Never felt so claustiphobic before in my life. You are an example of Reverse-Darwinism: The product of 2 inferior humans. | ||||
| rustyt-bone | posted on 06-12-2001 @ 11:20 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | i saw a guy constantly applying speed stck deodorant to the back of his neck while waiting for the 7 train....kinda scary | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 06-12-2001 @ 11:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I once saw a whole chicken carcase picked to the bone. It was one of my first memories of NY. Adopted - The Big RedMachine - 6/12/01 Pull deh string...Pull deh string. | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 06-12-2001 @ 1:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Hmmm...maybe I should have included Path and LIRR stories... ______________________________ We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. -Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board | ||||
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