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Raven
Portugal
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 8:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
****NEWS FLASH******
RAven Does own something other than a hockey or wrestling shirt !!!!

And if you are not nice i'll find my baseball pants too --- we all know how nice people look in them :) !!!


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Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 8:08 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Dude please anyting but that! lol


We're all just monkeys!!
I have adopted Jeni from Hoboken and Cosell420
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Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 06-14-2001 @ 8:18 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Froy are you playing first to gain confidence?



No way, who am I kidding, I can't field the short hop. I'll just sit my ass on second base so I dont have to do much running around.


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 8:31 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
here's a math question :

Which has a bigger diameter.... Joey's biceps or the softball bat? note, we are not including those fat flared bats. :)



Now two, TWO! spots open!

DevonGetTheTable is the newest graduate of the Slackjaw School of Attitude Adjustments! Report any transgressions to me..... screw that...he's YOUR problem now!...lol


GonzoStyle
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 8:35 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Quick Substitution:

Mrs. Moosen will be my starting Pitcher, Mrs. Moosen will be taking over GrkQT's spot.

how you like me now!!!!


You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul



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slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 8:39 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
BAH! You could get Clemens to pitch for you and sosa to be the DH and it wouldn't help! Trash talk is so much fun!



Now two, TWO! spots open!

DevonGetTheTable is the newest graduate of the Slackjaw School of Attitude Adjustments! Report any transgressions to me..... screw that...he's YOUR problem now!...lol


Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 8:39 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Nice job Gonz, now maybe if u could....i dunno...start me? lol j/k thatd never happen. im just happy to be on the winning team.


We're all just monkeys!!
I have adopted Jeni from Hoboken and Cosell420
E-Mail Me and i will get to back to u A.S.A.P, or AIM ople696
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 8:39 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Wow first i am fought over now i am a bench warmer...interesting




CIT (Cutie in Training): Yahman since 6/9/01
and I have room for one more CIT, inquire within


GonzoStyle
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 9:05 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Well see salad tossers, now lets examine that name.

You toss salads which is what the new prisoners do in jail so they don't get killed. Hence becoming someones bitch, hmmm........ kinda like how my team will make you all our personal bitches.

You can trash talk all you want son, but my talking is gonna be done on the field.

Atleast my team doesnt rely on one batter to carry the team. You can pitch around one batter, especially when i have his wife pitching for me.

So flock is you expect her to go down on you anytime in the near future you'll be goin down at the plate.

And yes the mercy rule is in effect, when we have you outscored by 20 points game gets called. So look for a quick 3 inning game.



You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul



She-Mail Me Here

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 06-14-2001 @ 9:11 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
We have consistency through the entire lineup. There will be no pitching around anybody. Top to bottom we will pound your starting rotation. And let's not forget about the solid defense we've assembled.

I know GS, that's why you're afraid to start yourself, that way you can say you didn't have to go down in flames with the rest of your team.


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
njstrawberry
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 9:12 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Okay this is what Panther and I are bringing:

1 large cooler
2 bags of ice
2 large packs of hot dogs
2 packs of hot dog rolls
2 large packs of hamburgers
2 packs of hamburger buns
2 large packs of italian sausage
ketchup
mustard
relish
salt and pepper
3 lbs cole slaw
3 lbs potato salad
3 lbs macaroni salad
olives with no pits (of course)
some paper plates and plastic utensils
and finally some trash bags

I think that should be of some help. We'll see you all there around 12:30 - 1:00 !!!!!!!!!!!!



This message was edited by njstrawberry on 6-14-01 @ 9:19 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 9:15 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Straw and Panther always with the come through, thats why you guys are the topper most.

yeah and all you salad tossers can have fun cooking our meals like the good little bitches you are.


You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul



She-Mail Me Here

slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 9:16 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Gonzo..... you poor delusional soul. It seems that all that exercise with the Philipino boys in the basement has impaired your judgement. We are an unstoppable machine.... we depend not on one player, but the unity of many parts working in unison to form a perfect blend of speed and power that will live through the ages and become legend.

As for the name game... Kid touchers ....hmmmm... those that prey on the weak because they lack the fortitude to assail those who can fight back. I pitty your hapless souls.... perhaps my compadres and I will show mercy.... but that is unlikely.



Now two, TWO! spots open!

DevonGetTheTable is the newest graduate of the Slackjaw School of Attitude Adjustments! Report any transgressions to me..... screw that...he's YOUR problem now!...lol


GonzoStyle
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 9:20 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

We have consistency through the entire lineup. There will be no pitching around anybody. Top to bottom we will pound your starting rotation. And let's not forget about the solid defense we've assembled.

I know GS, that's why you're afraid to start yourself, that way you can say you didn't have to go down in flames with the rest of your team.



bwahahahahahahahahaha please tell me another one, OMG you're killing me here man.

You have about as much power on that team as the construction of an israeli wedding palace, hahaha.

You guys are gonna go down quicker than me on a 6 year old man, i see 1,2,3 innings in your teams future. Lets not forget all the met fans on your team hahahah please you're accustomed to lisng already.

I have aces on my team, i don't need to start i got strategy goin on. While you two fags are off playing i am like general patton securing your doom.

You are sooooo fucked man, i pitch around flock and maybe you got like tequila and thats all you guys might as well drop your pants and bend over, either way you asses are fucked.

We're gonna bang you whores like an old screen door in a hurricane. You can all line up now and suck my puss covered cock.

You got nothin pricks nothin.


You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul



She-Mail Me Here

njstrawberry
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 9:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Hey Gonz Baby, it's our pleasure. Don't mention it hun. Seeeeeeeeeee you there official baby raper. LMAO

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 9:22 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

And let's not forget about the solid defense we've assembled

Trash talking... trash talking. Keep it up my friend. It will all come very clear on Saturday for you.



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Shot Girl
Plastic handcuffs... they're not just for games of cops & robbers My cat has arms!
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 9:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
ok well since njstrawberry and panther are bringing everything but the kitchen sink :), i'm not sure what to bring. i guess i'll bring soda, paper plates and cups, condiments, more trash bags and whatever else we need??

GonzoStyle
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 9:29 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

We are an unstoppable machine.... we depend not on one player, but the unity of many parts working in unison to form a perfect blend of speed and power that will live through the ages and become legend



Ummm isn't that what they said about the edsel?


You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul



She-Mail Me Here

njstrawberry
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 9:31 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Jen, I would so appreciate it if you and Ron could maybe pick up some cheap paper plates, cups and utensils. Please let me know if you can or not, cause if you can't then I'll make a trip to Costco tomorrow. Oh as for the food. We are expecting 50 or so people I am told, so if anyone wants to bring more burgers and hot dogs and the breads for them - IT WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED BY ALL OF US!!!!!!!!! Thanksssssssssss

(This thread is bringing out my domesticated side - it's sure to reeeeeeeewn the image LMFAO)



This message was edited by njstrawberry on 6-14-01 @ 9:37 PM
Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 9:34 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Pitch around Flock, huh? Well, considering there are no balls and strikes being called, all I have to do it wait for one good pitch and then it's Downtown Time. I hope your outfielders like jumping fences to retrieve balls. ;)



"What are you speaking, German Brian?"



"Brian, what the hell are you talking about?"

GonzoStyle
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 9:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

i'll bring soda, and condiments



yes because we will have a bunch of sweaty horny guys so please some water and rubbers will do.


You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul



She-Mail Me Here

njstrawberry
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 9:38 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

condiments


CONDIMENTS NOT CONDOMS - YOU SILLY HORNEY BASTARD


Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 9:40 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Wait wait wait. is it like gym class, no balls or strikes called on the girls , only on the guys? lol i always hated that. But if thats the case than ill have no problem hittin one deep. Only thing stoppin me is actually gettin in the game.


We're all just monkeys!!
I have adopted Jeni from Hoboken and Cosell420
E-Mail Me and i will get to back to u A.S.A.P, or AIM ople696
GonzoStyle
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 9:41 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

CONDIMENTS NOT CONDOMS - YOU SILLY HORNEY BASTARD



ooohhh sorry and my pee pee got excited and all.

quote:

Well, considering there are no balls and strikes being called


lol keep believeing that flock, unless you meant your team has no balls that i can agree on.


You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul



She-Mail Me Here

GonzoStyle
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 9:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

. I hope your outfielders like jumping fences to retrieve balls



lol the better question is how will your team retrieve their dignity?

Flock of moosen, lmao all i see is a flock of retirement threads after this game is over for you salad tossers.

You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul



She-Mail Me Here



This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 6-14-01 @ 9:46 PM


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