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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 1:41 PM      
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um, i'd play myself. is that allowed? i can't really think of any actresses out there.

and some of you must be awfully good looking, based on who you're picking, either that or awfully big headed ;)



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King f-tard
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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I would go with Chris Farley. Plain and simple. Too bad he's dead.





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posted on 06-15-2001 @ 1:45 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hmm..I've been told the following three: katie Holmes (or Joey from Dawson's Creek), Christina Ricci and the late, great Marilyn Monroe. I also have blonde hair and blue eyes so hair would have to be dyded for the first two to play me.

And yeah...Brandon Lee...*drool*, Johnny Depp*drool*drool*, Chris Jericho*drool*... is it actually possible for us to have sexy guys on this board?

SpiritOfDirt
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

um, i'd play myself. is that allowed?



No arguement here. :)

And yes I am that good looking. Well that's what people say. :)



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spitfire421
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 1:48 PM      
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I'm with crx... I don't think there's anyone out there who looks quite like me, oh well, at least I'm an original :)

I would like Laura Prepon would play me...red hair, long legs, tall, but she's built a little bit bigger than me




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posted on 06-15-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
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quote:

For me it would have to be Jonny Depp. The looks are similiar and the roles he plays most often resemble my personality


He plays anything from mentally retarded to not really alive to the everyday shmuck to a drug addict to a scientist. Johnny Depp is one of those guys that plays any and every role. Which ones are you thinking of?
And its Buscemi. He's very talented and could play any of the creeps on this board.
As for playing me, for looks I'd have to say Rose (duh) McGowen, but the personality would be best portrayed by Winona Rider with some Rose from "JawBreaker" thrown in for good measure. I guess I'm saying I'm the only one who could do me justice!


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Arthur Dent
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
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quote:

any of the creeps on this board


Cause I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo-ooo
What the hell am I doing here
I don't belong here

Sorry, just remembering Tuesday night.


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o&aswallow
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
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Larry Czonka

And Grumpy, you only want Mini-Me to play you because he always has that naked pussy around with him.


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GOD of PHUK
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 3:32 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Grumpy, Herve Villechaiz ISN'T available, because he's
dead. Shot himself in his little head many moons ago. I
would pick Benicio Del Toro to play me in a movie, not
because I look even remotely like him, but because he's
such a fucking good actor. Although seriously, Steve
Buscemi looks a hell of a lot more like me and has that
ability to play so many different roles.


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Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 3:37 PM      
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quote:

Strike 2


I see you're not well liked God of Phuk, but mentioning two of my most favorite actors in one post has you in my good book. Now if only you'd post some pics, I'd love you forever! (I'm so easy! ;) )


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GAGOOTZ
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 5:11 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I think I'd have Tim Roth play me in the movie. For those that don't remember him he played the undercover cop in Resevior Dogs, and the robber in Pulp Fiction. I think he looks like me a little.



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GOD of PHUK
posted on 06-15-2001 @ 9:20 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Oh, Roger, believe me I would have posted pics if I
could. I have a stupid Mac word wrap problem that
breaks up my html code so i can't until i resolve it. But
MAN, am I glad to hear some people who appreciate
Benicio and Steve. In Reservoir Dogs, his character had
the clearest head out of all of them! He is soooo
versatile and I hear he's a cool guy in person. Benicio,
well, he's just got a whole aura of coolness about him
that translates even on film.


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WoundedAngel
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posted on 06-16-2001 @ 6:46 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Yeah, I love Benicio as well. When I saw Fear And Loathing, I was just impressed and loved him ever since. It's good to hear that other people thinks he kicks ass. He even made "Traffic" good (I thought it sucked otherwise).

Spork
posted on 06-16-2001 @ 6:48 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Anyone but Jay Mohr - he seems to be stringing together a bunch of movies where he portays faygs.

No thanks - his alter-ego Christopher Walken would do though. I've always wondered what I would sound like if I never used punctuation when I spoke.




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posted on 06-16-2001 @ 6:57 PM      
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It would be a toss up between David Duchovny, and Harrison Ford.
But both require alot of work to look similar to me.
It's really hard to figure who looks like me in hollywood.



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WoundedAngel
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posted on 06-17-2001 @ 3:49 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Yeah, usually it's hard to find people that relly resemble you..unless you're an identical twin. Personality is another story, but then again, is it their on screen persona or off? I'm not trying to knock the thread, I think it's great! Personalityy-wise, I would have to say Marilyn Monroe at times and Angelina Jolie at others. Hey, what can I say? I'm a schizo!

Ohh..and Roger, Rose McGowan is a hottie!

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posted on 06-17-2001 @ 10:14 AM      
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For those McGowan fans she's about to get a weekly job as the new lead in Charmed so I figured some people would be happy to know.

I also just realized that the oldest brother on Malcolm in the Middle played a pretty good late teens, early 20s psycho in that VH1 Twilight Zoney movie.

The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is
the man we want to be
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Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 06-17-2001 @ 12:31 PM      
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quote:

Now if only you'd post some pics, I'd love you forever!
Here you go, Roger, here's your three favorite men (and don't worry, I won't hold you to the "love you forever" thing ;-))...



GOD of PHUK
posted on 06-17-2001 @ 1:24 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
WoundedAngel, for a really god Benicio movie, see Way
of the Gun. Anybody remember him in Usual Suspects?


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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-17-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
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quote:

and don't worry, I won't hold you to the "love you forever" thing

Well, if your links worked, then maybe this comment would be more funny.......



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WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 06-17-2001 @ 3:33 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Yeah, The Usual suspects was a kick ass flick! And thanks for the movie suggestion. I guess this means I'll have to pay off my late fees so I can rent it!

Tony Metropolis
posted on 06-17-2001 @ 7:01 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Chris Penn.

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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-17-2001 @ 11:02 PM      
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quote:

Well, if your links worked, then maybe this comment would be more funny.......
Ehhhh.... I can see them just fine, Maynard. Maybe it's a problem on your end.

WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 3:23 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Naah...they didn't work earlier today but now seem fixed!

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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Thanks, Wounded. I guess it's not a problem in Maynard's end. Oops, did I say "in", I meant "on".



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