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Brittney
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 8:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I don't really get along with my dad...hell, he lives in the apartment above me, and if I talk to him once a week it's a lot...so I knew it would be interesting...so, we're all sitting around the dining room table...and somehow, my brother gets to talking about when he was in high school and how the only thing he regrets is not going to his prom. (He was a big "metal head" in high school, so he and his friends were all pretty much "anti-prom"). Now, my dad would not allow me to go to my prom. I begged and cried, but because my step-mother said no, he had to also...(I'm convinced that when he and my mother got divorced, he lost his balls in the settlement). So, ANYWAY, when my brother brought this up, I looked right at my dad, and he just started getting all ancy, and he got up and walked away!
Good for him! I hope this makes him feel so guilty that it eats away at him for the rest of his miserable, pussy-whipped life!

skitchr4u
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Split Personality #1
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 8:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
That sucks Brit, but if it makes you feel any better, just go out and get dressed up in clothes you won't wear again and get totally shit faced...its the same as the prom, and you don't have to get those bad pictures.



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Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 4:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
My sister bought me a $400 dress for my prom, my mother took tons of pictures, we danced once to "Lady In Red" even though I was wearing purple. We shared a Forty (for Christs' sake, what an alcoholic that dick was) and went to sleep. Now I have a bunch of pictures of me (and a guy I couldn't care less about) in a beautiful dress. Go crash a wedding, same thing but that would be more fun.


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WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 5:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I can't complain about my prom but it's nothing as glamorous as everyone makes it out to be. It's just an excuse to hang out with your friends while wearing beautiful clothing. But that really sucks, girl. Is your dad always strict or it is just prom that he's being a dick about?


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o&aswallow
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 5:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I agree with Skitch and Roger. Go ahead and get the dress, wear very little under it, get shitfaced, head down to the shore, have wild passionate sex and be hungover the next day. Same memories without the shitty band and the hot dance floor and no pics to incriminate you later!


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Brittney
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 5:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
You kidding me? When I was in high school, it was lock and fucking key! But it wasn't really him. I think my step mother had a bad up bringing, so she took it out on me...

I've been adopted by spitfyre!!!
WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 5:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Are you still under your dad's eye? I know the second I hit 18, I would be stripping, drinking and having sex in playgrounds...just because I was able to be free and not know how to deal with it!


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