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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Milk Carton Missing Person - They Call Him Gonzo | ||||
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| o&aswallow | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 8:13 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | Has anyone seen the person once known as Gonzo? The members of O&A.com have been waiting for a congratulations to the Salad Tossers speech but none has been heard. The last we saw of Gonzo, he was sitting on a bench at a secluded softball field in South Plainfield, NJ, hanging his head in defeat. Not a Joe Torre sleeping in the dugout kind of head hanging, but more of a Wide World of Sports - agony of defeat head hanging. After the game Gonzo seemed fine. He seemed to accept defeat, but then fate tempted him. A young lady strolled through the park with two little children in tow. The children ran onto the ball field and this look came into Gonzos eyes. He began to salivate. Was he thinking if only these kids had come earlier, would there have been a different outcome? The young lady headed off into the dusk with the two young children. Gonzo has not been heard from or seen since. If anyone knows of the whereabouts of Gonzo, or the fate of these kids, please let us know.  o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 8:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: ROFLMMFYBOBWAKGSITBKTFOTP! :)  Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud NEW Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!! This message was edited by The Brain on 6-18-01 @ 8:32 PM | ||||
| Opie696 G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 8:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | U guys know that hes havin a tough time right now. Maybe hes just takin some time to think and sort things out. Hell be back, just give it time. We're all just monkeys!! I have adopted Jeni from Hoboken and Cosell420 E-Mail Me and i will get to back to u A.S.A.P, or AIM ople696 | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 8:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I dont know where he is, but i do know that he is gonna be pissed when he sees this. "With just a touch of my burning hand I send my astro zombies to rape this land Prime directive, exterminate The whole human race And your face drops in a pile of flesh And then your heart, heart pounds Till it pumps in death Prime directive, exterminate Whatever stands left" -The Misfits Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM:Hitokiri182 I have adopted SilentHill2 and NAMBLA Prez as my newbies. Any and all problems should be reported to me. | ||||
| Opie696 G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 8:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Definitley, maybe u guys should edit ur posts so he dont go nuts on ya. We're all just monkeys!! I have adopted Jeni from Hoboken and Cosell420 E-Mail Me and i will get to back to u A.S.A.P, or AIM ople696 | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 8:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Lock this thread ASAP so they can't edit the messages j/k. But seriously editing your messages won't work another mod will surely clue Gonzo in. Resident Board Socialist Email me here IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag I have brought the 3 i's of SamH and ass-fucker into the International | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 9:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | As a matter of fact, I think I do know where Uncle Gonzo is... [beingascrypticasipossiblycan]and if he is where I think he is, then feel better soon, bro. [/beingascrypticasipossiblycan]. Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud NEW Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!! | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 9:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Nah, Gonzo will find this funny. He has a good sense of humor. But, Opie is right, he's going through some shit right now. Keep trying to cheer him up. I'm waiting to write my soFATball post until he finally decides to make an appearance.  | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 10:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Thanks BM, that was the intent. I'm affraid some of the previous speculation warnings may be scaring some off. We all know Gonzo is a good sport. o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener | ||||
| Claire | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 10:08 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | I hope GS will realize that Swallow posted out of love & concern. I've been wondering where the blue furry guy is myself. He is probably doing the same thing I did last week, when my Nan died-sorting things out, being supportive to others suffering the loss, going through shit, being absolutely exhausted. I just hope he knows/feels that we're all here pulling for him.  Graduate from the 'tallica school of newbies Let Evil Knievel get ON the plane. I'm getting IN the plane. "I seem to be experiencing tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle"-Arthur Dent. "Scrape 'em off, Claire"-Bill Murray, "Scrooged" | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 10:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | I don't know about Gonzo, but today in the mail I received one of those flyers with the kids' pictures on it. I don't know what that is all about. LMAO I misssssssss you Eddie...You have my number babe...Please call me before I file a missing person's report...  | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 11:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 |   CIT (Cutie in Training): Yahman since 6/9/01 and I have room for one more CIT, inquire within | ||||
OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 11:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Great job Grk and may I add, very NICE new sig pic. ;) "What are you speaking, German Brian?"
"Brian, what the hell are you talking about?" This message was edited by Flock of Moosen on 6-18-01 @ 11:09 PM | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 11:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Yeah nice sig, but I was getting so used to seeing Alley... :( Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud NEW Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!! | ||||
| BaLLooN NoT | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 11:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | LMMFGDAO HOLY SHIT.thats priceless. hope u r feeling better now big blue guy. (he sure as shit a int little blue guy) ;;;;;;yells down a dark ally::::; GONZOOO gonzooo where r u gonzo hmm i don't see him any where. oh well he come out of hiding sooner or later.  SIG PIC CREATED BY AUSTIN 3:16 E-Mail Me METS will go ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR !!!!!!!!!!! Yankees & the Braves SUCK !!!!!!!! Resident Strip Club Pimp | ||||
| FukMeBoobs | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:10 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Yanno, the cops showed up at my house Sunday morning and asked me if I knew anything about this and they held up an eggplant with a collar and a leash around it. On the dog tag it said "My owner is GonzoStyle". There was a note attached to the collar that said and I quote "Someone please find me and take care of me. My owner is no longer capable of nurturing me. I do my chores very well and I will love you long time. If you find me and it's after Monday 3pm, please take me to FukMeBoob's place of residence." They said they found the eggplant sitting in a stroller holding a green balloon at the softball field in South Plainfield. So now...I have an eggplant with lots of lovin for me. GS, please come back soon and get better quickly, we miss ya and so does your eggplant. If you don't come back soon, I'll be having eggplant parm for dinner one of these days.  Thanks to NJPANTHER for the sig pic! All the times that I felt like this won't end was for you. And I taste what I could never have it's from you. All the times that I've tried, my intentions, full of pride but I waste more time than anyone. All the times that I've cried, all this wasted, it's all inside. And I feel all this pain stuffed it down it's back again. And I lie here in bed all alone, I can't mend but I feel tomorrow will be OK. | ||||
| GOD of PHUK
| posted on 06-19-2001 @ 3:42 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Anyone know if Gonzo is going to Gagootz' sendoff party? a really lot. | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 8:24 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | FMB, how could you not have those natural maternal instincts when you saw that eggplant holding that little green balloon? Priceless memories. QT, awesome job! Bra f'n vo! I passed a police roadblock in South Plainfield today. This thing is heating up. o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener | ||||
| mxomatrix One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!! | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 8:37 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | maybe he's with grumpy........ When I have fears that I may cease to be Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain, Before high-piled books, in charactery, Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain; When I behold, upon the night's starred face, Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance, And think that I may never live to trace Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance, And when I feel, fair creature of a hour, That I shall never look upon thee more, Never have relish in the fairy power Of unreflecting love--then on the shore Of the wide world I stand alone, and think Till love and fame to nothingness do sink. --Keats | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 10:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Nope, I just saw grumpy. He was lurking by the south park forums looking for a guy to let him back inside. | ||||
| FukMeBoobs | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 10:48 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Swallow I tried to nurture it and take care of it, but all it keeps doing is whining and crying out in this little peep voice "GonzoStyle, where are you Daddy?" It's so sad, I can't take it anymore... This just in....S.P. police got a phone call from some hick town police station in Pennsylvania. They ran some tests on some bodily fluids found at a mostly Philapino day care, the DNA was a solid match with Gonzo Style....the plot thickens... Thanks to NJPANTHER for the sig pic! All the times that I felt like this won't end was for you. And I taste what I could never have it's from you. All the times that I've tried, my intentions, full of pride but I waste more time than anyone. All the times that I've cried, all this wasted, it's all inside. And I feel all this pain stuffed it down it's back again. And I lie here in bed all alone, I can't mend but I feel tomorrow will be OK. | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 06-20-2001 @ 7:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | OH no, not Pennsylvania. State lines have been crossed. The FBI will now need to get involved. FNB, you need to lay low. You need a hideout. Protect the eggplant at all cost! o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 06-20-2001 @ 7:50 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | ill go get uncle gonzo, i miss him actually i talked to him last night WHATEVER BEN -----------------------------------------------------------------  I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS! Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester "The best lessons in life are also the most painful" I love Danilo! Dont hate me because I'm different... Hate me because I like to piss people like you off | ||||
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