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Inappropriate Belle
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 9:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
I'll try to stop by if I can.

GAGOOTZ
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 3:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
:) Top :)



"Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!

*****Gagootz is leaving for the Marines on June 24th!*****
*****Come to Bar 9 at 8pm on Friday June 22nd for my farewell get together*****
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:59 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
:) :) TOP :) :)



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FukMeBoobs
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 9:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Yes I like to be on TOP...ohh....I thought you were talkin about something else..my bad. :)

As far as Friday night, I might not be able to attend, I'm going to try my best though. I f I don't cya guys there, good luck Gag! Kick some Marine faig's ass! Happy Bday Brain!


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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 9:35 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Yes I like to be on TOP...ohh....I thought you were talkin about something else..my bad.


No, Boobs... I was actually thinking about you when I wrote it...

Oh yeah, is this Gag's thread? Oops. ;)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

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This message was edited by The Brain on 6-20-01 @ 9:37 PM
GAGOOTZ
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 2:05 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Must keep at top!!



"Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!

*****Gagootz is leaving for the Marines on June 24th!*****
*****Come to Bar 9 at 8pm on Friday June 22nd for my farewell get together*****
Daisy_NJ
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 11:28 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Sorry Gag that I wont be there Friday, but I wish you well. You are going to knock em dead.

Just be careful and K.I.T.



Love always,

Daisy


Arthur Dent
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 12:14 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Some advice before you go:

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

You don't win a war by dying for your country. You win a war by making the other son-of-a-bitch die for his. - General Patton

If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.

Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate -- the bombs always hit the ground.

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

The difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes a little while longer. - U.S. Navy Seabees

It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

When in doubt empty the magazine.

If God had meant for us to be in the Army, we would have been born with green, baggy skin.

Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.

"You, you, and you: Panic. The rest of you, come with me."

Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

Incoming fire has the right of way.

Don't look conspicuous: it draws fire.

Tracers work both ways.

Five second fuses only last three seconds.

A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit. - the Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

Who *cares* if a laser guided 500 lb bomb is accurate to within 9 feet?

The easy way is always mined.

Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything.

Never share a fox hole with anyone braver than you.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.

Never trust a private with a loaded weapon, or an officer with a map.

If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.

Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

Push to test... Release to detonate.

Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.

There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.

No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.

Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.

Any ship can be a minesweeper... once.

Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.

Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.

The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions: 1. When you're ready for them. 2. When you're not ready for them.

Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.

Friendly fire - isn't.

Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography. - Paul Rodriguez

The side with the simplest uniforms wins.

When you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in combat.

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction.

If you find yourself in a fair fight you didn't plan your mission properly!

On US Rocket Launcher - Aim towards Enemy





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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 12:26 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Dent, you forgot one:

Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes... and if the enemy is Oriental, that may take a while. :)



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Sephiroth
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes... and if the enemy is Oriental, that may take a while.



Heh heh heh heh heh..............



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Till it pumps in death
Prime directive, exterminate
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posted on 06-21-2001 @ 6:22 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
TOP

come on people, its gagootz we're talking about! what are you gonna do on friday thats more fun that telling stalker patty jokes? lol


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Here's to the nights we felt alive
Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry
Here's to goodbye, tomorrow is gonna come too soon...

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posted on 06-21-2001 @ 6:52 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

come on people, its gagootz we're talking about! what are you gonna do on friday thats more fun that telling stalker patty jokes

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GAGOOTZ
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 7:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Must stay on top!! Come on people, come by!



"Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!

*****Gagootz is leaving for the Marines on June 24th!*****
*****Come to Bar 9 at 8pm on Friday June 22nd for my farewell get together*****
GonzoStyle
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 9:27 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
did tequila just say he is gonna masturbate at bar9 for our entertaiment on fri?

if thats the case the legend will try his best if he feels better by tommorow to make it.


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Severe in youthful beauty, added grace Invincible:
Abashed the Devil stood, And felt how awful goodness is,
and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely; saw,
and pined His loss; but chiefly to find here observed
His lustre visibly impaired; yet seemed Undaunted

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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 12:45 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
well, i should be able to get down there by 11ish with any luck. but, just on the off chance that there is a problem with the minors and you go somewhere else, could someone email me with a cell # so i can get in touch with yas? thanks...E-Mail Me



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windowlck
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 1:02 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

come on people, its gagootz we're talking about! what are you gonna do on friday thats more fun that telling stalker patty jokes? lol



I'm gonna try my best to swing by 11ish also, It's my friends' B-day and I'm taking him to see SLASHES SNAKEPIT @ the Wetlands




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GAGOOTZ
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 3:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Well all it is tonight! My party!! hehe Well I should be there around 8:30/8:45 (when I can there cuz I'm taking the train) So I hope ya'll are there by 9:00!! See ya's there



"Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!

*****Gagootz is leaving for the Marines on June 24th!*****
*****Come to Bar 9 at 8pm on Friday June 22nd for my farewell get together*****
GonzoStyle
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 4:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
sorry Gag my fever came back, My fever went down to 99 yesterday and i thought all was cool. So i was up and about yesterday and when i went to bed it sky rocketed back to 103.2, it's sett;ed to 100 now but i can't take any chances, plus i dont want no one else getting sick.

Best of luck to you Gag and it was a pleasure knowing you brother and we'll hang once again in september man, miss ya and we'll be thinking of ya man.

gave you your status change before you left as a goodbye present.


So spake the Cherub; and his grave rebuke,
Severe in youthful beauty, added grace Invincible:
Abashed the Devil stood, And felt how awful goodness is,
and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely; saw,
and pined His loss; but chiefly to find here observed
His lustre visibly impaired; yet seemed Undaunted

She-Mail Me Here

GAGOOTZ
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 4:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Thanks for the kind words GS. Too bad you won't make it but it's for the better that you get well. BTW thanks for the cool status change, I like that one!! :) Be well and I'll see ya in September!



"Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!

*****Gagootz is leaving for the Marines on June 24th!*****
*****Come to Bar 9 at 8pm on Friday June 22nd for my farewell get together*****
GonzoStyle
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
definetly see ya in september bro, you know i wanted to be there.

Make us proud Private Hard-On


So spake the Cherub; and his grave rebuke,
Severe in youthful beauty, added grace Invincible:
Abashed the Devil stood, And felt how awful goodness is,
and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely; saw,
and pined His loss; but chiefly to find here observed
His lustre visibly impaired; yet seemed Undaunted

She-Mail Me Here

njstrawberry
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 10:12 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe it!!!!! We just got home from having the car towed. Gag, we are really sorry for not going tonight to send you off with well wishes and a few beers!!!!!!!!! But please know that if it wasn't for this stupid fucking car we would be there. Well, sweets you are in my heart and we can't wait to see you in September. AND what ever you do, DON'T YOU DARE END UP BEING ANOTHER MCVEIGH..LOL I swear to God I will deny ever knowing you..LOL...Take care hun...muuuuuuuuuuuuuuah!

GonzoStyle
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 10:29 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
the irony strawberry, who the fuck ended up going anyway, lol.

Poor Gag his last big outing and he gets all the dregs. 20 bucks says he wishes he was with patty right now.


So spake the Cherub; and his grave rebuke,
Severe in youthful beauty, added grace Invincible:
Abashed the Devil stood, And felt how awful goodness is,
and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely; saw,
and pined His loss; but chiefly to find here observed
His lustre visibly impaired; yet seemed Undaunted

She-Mail Me Here

bluetarp
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 10:43 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Gagootz, I don't know you, but good skill and knowledge, and if ya need it, luck. Do your country proud!

The stupid shall be punished!
Raven
Portugal
posted on 06-22-2001 @ 11:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Sorry Gag -- banged up my leg pretty good today and can't even walk well so I had to miss the gig. Hope all had fun and good luck Gag !!!


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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 2:09 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
well i guess i was one of the dregs gonzo mentioned, because i was there lol

nice little gathering, had a lot of fun

good luck TIMMAH, come back alive you little sonuvabitch


Here's a toast, to all those who hear me all too well
Here's to the nights we felt alive
Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry
Here's to goodbye, tomorrow is gonna come too soon...

My adopted mini-critic is Stefanie
Anyone wanting to be adopted can IM me at Jemo123

10 weeks and counting


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