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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Funny story: Eating nails screws up mans belly | ||||
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| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 9:49 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | from Nypost: Astonished doctors say a man who complained of severe stomach pains was a walking hardware store with an astounding 222 nails in his belly. They also found dozens of coins, keys, and other assorted scraps of metal inside of his belly. All together it weighed close to two pounds. The discovery was made over the weekend when Gezahenge Debebe, 40, staggered into his doctor's office and complained of a stomachache. X-rays revealed Debebe had nails of all shapes and sizes in his belly. There were African coins and keys as well. Surgeons successfully removed all the metal. They explained that their patient was a mentally retarted man who had a habit of swallowing things he picked up.  | ||||
| hornygoatweed23 I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 9:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I guess he needed more iron in his diet..... (I know, but I couldn't resist). Seriously, if this guy has a gabit of eating things he picks up, shouldn't he be under some kind of strict supervision? And how the hell do you eat nails without them ripping apart your throat as they go down?  Classes for Enhancing your Board Experience and Stamina are now in Session! Email me here or AIM me at Organic999 to enroll. | ||||
| mxomatrix One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!! | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 9:56 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Fortunatly his 40 and Gonzon likes them under 12 other wise he might be swallowing brass...  When I have fears that I may cease to be Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain, Before high-piled books, in charactery, Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain; When I behold, upon the night's starred face, Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance, And think that I may never live to trace Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance, And when I feel, fair creature of a hour, That I shall never look upon thee more, Never have relish in the fairy power Of unreflecting love--then on the shore Of the wide world I stand alone, and think Till love and fame to nothingness do sink. --Keats | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 9:58 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: ummm right...good point...ummm...mind explaining? how about a little english here?  | ||||
| hornygoatweed23 I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 10:03 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I'm with Straw on this, I can make out the age thing, but I don't get the brass remark?!?! It figures, the one day I leave my handy O&A Board Decoder Ring home turns out to be the day I need it most. Classes for Enhancing your Board Experience and Stamina are now in Session! Email me here or AIM me at Organic999 to enroll. | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 10:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I'm sorry, but society you stop protecting the stupid. This guy should have been allowed to die and not pass his genes/essense to the next generation. 220, 221, whatever it takes. | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 10:26 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | People need to be supervised or locked away if they have problems like this. What a tool. He should try out for the special olympics. | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 10:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Well all he has to do is get pissed off at something and spit tacks. He should be fine then. o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| WoundedAngel Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell. | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 12:11 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | It's almost as if he has a supepower! Not everyone has the possibility (as slight as it may be), to shoot out nails at people. If this guy worked on it, maybe he could be able to! | ||||
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