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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Creative Ways To Cope With Stress | ||||
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| Kim | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 2:07 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | Ok I know we all deal with stress in our own ways...What creative way would you relieve your stress if you could??? Just thought everyone could use a little smile :) Creative Ways To Cope With Stress Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on. When someone says, "Have a nice day," say you have other plans. Dance naked in front of your pets. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places. Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives. Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day. Buy a box of condoms. Ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are, and ask for help. Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages. Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room. Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail. Braid the hairs in each nostril. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you. Pay your electric bill in pennies. Drive to work in reverse. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.  Guard within yourself that treasure, kindness! ~GS So what if I'm a good girl? It doesn't mean I can't defend myself! | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 2:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Masturbate like a hopped-up lab monkey. "With just a touch of my burning hand I send my astro zombies to rape this land Prime directive, exterminate The whole human race And your face drops in a pile of flesh And then your heart, heart pounds Till it pumps in death Prime directive, exterminate Whatever stands left" -The Misfits Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM:Hitokiri182 I have adopted SilentHill2 and NAMBLA Prez as my newbies. Any and all problems should be reported to me. | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 2:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | i was just gonna post a thread about how i can cope with the stress im going through right now way to read my mind kim ;) WHATEVER BEN -----------------------------------------------------------------  I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS! Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester "The best lessons in life are also the most painful" I love Danilo! Dont hate me because I'm different... Hate me because I like to piss people like you off | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 2:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | this list was authored by a woman. 220, 221, whatever it takes. | ||||
| SpiritOfDirt | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 2:15 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Sex always helps me relieve stress. In fact it helps relieve everything.  THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN ISOLATED .......Proud graduate of the Spitfire421 school of altered reality....... | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 2:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: Can we be your pets? Put the sander bit on a Dremmel and carve up a block of wood. Try to make it look like something. Tie a bell filled with catnip to your cats tail.  "I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears | ||||
| Kim | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 2:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Great minds think alike :) Guard within yourself that treasure, kindness! ~GS So what if I'm a good girl? It doesn't mean I can't defend myself! | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 2:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: wow thanks you dont know me very well do you hehehehe..j/k WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------------------------- I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS! Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester "The best lessons in life are also the most painful" I love Danilo! Dont hate me because I'm different... Hate me because I like to piss people like you off | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 3:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Not just sex but orgy sex. There is no friggen time for stress during an orgy. o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| DreamWeaver | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 3:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Crack cocaine | ||||
| Roger | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 3:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | You got that email too huh? I don't like the frog in the blender one, but the fork as jail bars and the "Have a nice day" ones really cracked me up. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 3:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Hey o&aswallow does that also go for orgy sex with pets and farm animals? | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 3:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Straw...I think he likes horses.:) Dream is a crackhead???  Adopted - The Big RedMachine - 6/12/01 -red headed step child Adopted Rockmark611 - 6/13/01 - haven't heard from or seen | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 3:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: No, no, no. Way to much stress there. Those sheep never stop bah'ing. Reminds me of a wife, always complaining. Bah, bah, bah. Never shuts up. o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| jap bike jim | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 3:55 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | whack the bag. Then see if you can hit a passerby. "Did you know that the blue ones are for fiber? Your welcome." | ||||
| Kim | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Roger, I got the email and for once it was a forward that made me laugh! Another creative way to relieve stress is to have a water balloon fight with your boyfriend ~evil grin~ Guard within yourself that treasure, kindness! ~GS So what if I'm a good girl? It doesn't mean I can't defend myself! | ||||
| Roger | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Yeah, its like Jokes4U, I signed up for it hoping for a daily laugh. They usually suck soooo bad. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: You stole mine. But there is always Socialist Propaganda in public. There is nothing funnier than saying "The proletariot will rise up and crush the capitalists" in public and have people give you weird looks.  Resident Board Socialist Email me here IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag I have brought the 3 i's of SamH and ass-fucker into the International SamH is MIA if you see him tell him to Report to the International | ||||
| SFShield | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:53 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Masterbate and put a bullet in my boss's head. -My boss is an f'n tool -Official host of the wookie pool party | ||||
| hornygoatweed23 I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I do one of the three S's :
 Classes for Enhancing your Board Experience and Stamina are now in Session! Email me here or AIM me at Organic999 to enroll. | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 5:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | an eight ball a case of beer a pool table Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! graduted by CRXGIRL  Master of the Air Guitar !!!! | ||||
| meatballnip | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 5:18 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | uhhmmm...drink. as most of us do. apodted...graduated?...by Fez...oh, dear god help me. | ||||
| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 8:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Here's one... Buy a box of condoms, blow them all up, and sit in a room full of ballons. And another one... Try fishing for crabs with a fishing pole. And last but not least... Play any sport in a sports store. Lots of fun didging them Floor clerks!  OA.com's headhunter and veteran Did I forget to mention I quit smoking? Bear with me folks. Headhunters in training: Nineinchhammer whichwaymediumorrare | ||||
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